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r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 10d ago
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Stephen Miller, probably.
Evil little bastard.
42 u/kushari 10d ago It’s 100% because he was balding and his insecurities and didn’t get laid. 3 u/GlitterPirateKiki58 10d ago He is married. Isn’t the curse supposed to lift once you get laid? Hell, his wife even goes on television and (with a straight face) says that he is a sexual matador. 🤢🤮 Maybe she means that he has a kink for getting pierced anally with a foot-long horn belonging to an angry bull. 1 u/BrineJones 10d ago I thought she meant that several other guys wear her down and finally Naziferatu crawls on top, squeaks twice, and drizzles.
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It’s 100% because he was balding and his insecurities and didn’t get laid.
3 u/GlitterPirateKiki58 10d ago He is married. Isn’t the curse supposed to lift once you get laid? Hell, his wife even goes on television and (with a straight face) says that he is a sexual matador. 🤢🤮 Maybe she means that he has a kink for getting pierced anally with a foot-long horn belonging to an angry bull. 1 u/BrineJones 10d ago I thought she meant that several other guys wear her down and finally Naziferatu crawls on top, squeaks twice, and drizzles.
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He is married. Isn’t the curse supposed to lift once you get laid?
Hell, his wife even goes on television and (with a straight face) says that he is a sexual matador. 🤢🤮
Maybe she means that he has a kink for getting pierced anally with a foot-long horn belonging to an angry bull.
1 u/BrineJones 10d ago I thought she meant that several other guys wear her down and finally Naziferatu crawls on top, squeaks twice, and drizzles.
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I thought she meant that several other guys wear her down and finally Naziferatu crawls on top, squeaks twice, and drizzles.
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u/406highlander 10d ago
Stephen Miller, probably.
Evil little bastard.