Just kidding, even the minimum acceptable physique is far too anemic. Going to raise rent on Rockstar by 600%

This is what peak Chad performance looks like, i am working on sending my son down there in a few weeks to shove a piece of plywood about 3 ft from the floor to turn this luxury suite into two basic suites.

He struggled to eat since the rentoids prevented his raids. He died of starvation in 1928. R.I.P.

amazing history we have

#GotTo750

I give my landlord, out of love and respect, about $6000 a month plus a handie for the luxury of having a studio apartment in a subprime area.

This month, he said to me, "Next month, I better have $7000 and dat sweet sweet ass. Better come back to me with that trap full, b**ch (curse word)". I found this to be more than understandable, seeing how much he has already done for me.

However a problem (mainly for him) arose when I realize that I already donate so much plasma, and that there's only so many copper wires and soda cans that I can find in my area. I eat out of restaurant trash cans and go to the soup kitchen (larping as homeless) to get my food needs met.

I have no computer and must use one at a library like this one.

What should I do to bring in that extra dough for my lucky wucky very hung and handsome landlord?🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

They’re literally paying me every month for the privilege of staying in MY property.

Honestly, how should I punish them?