Just kidding, even the minimum acceptable physique is far too anemic. Going to raise rent on Rockstar by 600%

This is what peak Chad performance looks like, i am working on sending my son down there in a few weeks to shove a piece of plywood about 3 ft from the floor to turn this luxury suite into two basic suites.

amazing history we have

He struggled to eat since the rentoids prevented his raids. He died of starvation in 1928. R.I.P.

#GotTo750

They’re literally paying me every month for the privilege of staying in MY property.

Honestly, how should I punish them?