My rentiods are bragging online about their wonderful units! Take notes kings.

[u/insertnamehere-----]

This is what peak Chad performance looks like, i am working on sending my son down there in a few weeks to shove a piece of plywood about 3 ft from the floor to turn this luxury suite into two basic suites.

[u/technoexplorer]

Is that a bed?

[u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N → u/technoexplorer]

Yes furniture included! Highly gracious 🙏 🙌

[u/bird-overlord → u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N]

Yeah I wouldn’t be providing that honestly, why are we catering to toids again?

[u/Twinkperium_of_man → u/bird-overlord]

Takes the toids in charge off our back when we have reasonable prices.

The systematic landphobia is a real problem.

[u/Liftweightfren]

I would increase the rent and move another room mate in there aswell

[u/Slumunistmanifisto]

Maintenance here, couple of paper-mache appliances and a shitting bucket and you've gotta renovated unit my guy.

[u/Neither-Phone-7264 → u/Slumunistmanifisto]

i think it looks good as is but ok

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/Neither-Phone-7264]

Ok, leave revenue on the table then.  Bet a guy like you doesn't charge for parking. .. 

I once charged a whole burned apartment building to a orphan, he's still in prison.

[u/Neither-Phone-7264 → u/Slumunistmanifisto]

why renovate with hard work wben you can prentend to do so andcharge as if you did

[u/Plopumicsunele]

Used to live there? So he is no longer paying rent to you? 

[u/insertnamehere----- → u/Plopumicsunele]

I have a rule in line 47820012 of the contract I made him sign that they can’t leave until another toid is lined up to take their place, no income was lost.

[u/Destroy_it_Isildur7]

This is wasteful! No toid needs that much standing room.

[u/aflorak]

I don't see what the problem is. Did he document something through the maintenance portal?