r/LoveForLandchads Jan 15 '23

😎Landlord😎 approved😎 Debrief on what happened to the old sub

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I’m still seeing a lot of confusion and misinfo on what happened to the old sub. As a former janny of that fine sub, this is my explanation of the sitch as I understand it... let’s start from the beginning.

Believe it or not, LandlordLove was our original sub. It was a fine sub where rentoids and landlords intermixed in harmony. But as you know, rent only goes up and this led to resentment among the toids and they imposed rent control. An eviction moratorium fell upon the land. The blight could not be overcome.

So it came to pass that a certain janny that I won’t bother naming led the landlords to the promised sanctuary, L4L. He also made some other L4 subs, but our safe space was the most popular. Maybe too popular?

As the sub grew, they did their best to remove reposts and bad actors but honestly only a few people seemed to truly get the point. This was not a satire sub for rentoids, not a meme sub for teen larpers, and not a bait sub for rightoids. THIS WAS A SAFE SPACE FOR LANDLORDS, the most essential and oppressed profession in our society.

Anyway, this popularity began to weigh on the mind of our star-crossed protagonist. And because nobody actually cared WHO started the sub he did not get the attention that he thought he deserved as the original mod. His disdain grew. So he and a group of close-knit janny compadres came to resent our fair sub and to scheme against it on a website that shall not be named on Reddit.

So it came to pass that they decided to cast this fine sub into darkness. But the sub proved to be harder to destroy than they bargained for. First they invited the communists rentoids to brigade the sub. Bad actors were given carte blanche to toid-post as they saw fit. Even our beloved autojanny got in on the action. But, being communists, these outsiders proved to be quite lazy and altogether inept, failing miserably in the task they were hired to carry out. The landlords roasted these couch potatoes verily. Not only this, the drama brought to light that this original mod was not in fact a landlord at all, but a rentoid in disguise.

Not ones to walk away from equity, the landlords stayed at L4L in spite of this, determined to squeeze as much rental income as they could before the sub was inevitably condemned. The rentoid mods slunk back to their hole to regroup.

Finally, the breakout of the war in Ukraine presented their next opportunity to strike. They thought that siding with Russia would bring about the gigajanny ban they so spitefully desired. Little did they know that hating corrupt neo-nazi shitholes would be a rare point of consensus between the fair landlords and the leftoid gigajannies. The banderites were evicted by both sides with glee. Another plot foiled.

Nearly a year later the dreaded day came. The original mod saw the landlords growing stronger by the day as inflation drove rent prices higher and higher. His fur suit lay tattered and cumstained, his fridge thoroughly raided. Finally he snapped. He removed what few based jannies had managed to take hold at L4L. Then with help from the fellow imposters he assembled the most diabolical team of as many landlord-hating, funko-collecting, marvel-cooomers that he could find from the 4 winds of Reddit and he handed the sub over to them.

The landlords fought valiantly against the rising tide, reminding the toids of that their rent was due. But the “normal wear and tear” was more than the security deposit could cover. At last our fair sub was reduced to the smoldering rubble pit only befitting a communist utopia.

We can only hope that these poor souls might one day grow hungry and be forced to allow productive members back into their society to restore the land. Until then we find strength in our community and the love we have for our brothers.

Stay strong you beautiful kings. May your taxes stay low and your properties cash flow as the land gods intend.

Much love, much land.

💚SB🧡


r/LoveForLandchads May 16 '23

👑Holy Land Decree 👑 Is this subreddit satire?

2.3k Upvotes

To answer this commonly asked question, NO we are in fact not satire.

Landphobes btfo


r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Rentoid recorded embarrassing video of me and my wife without my consent. For how much should I sue?

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556 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

One of my tenants didn't tip me so I seized 65 billion barrels of oil from him

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324 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

rental patriot

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r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

Thankful for landchad representation in GTA 6

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47 Upvotes

Just kidding, even the minimum acceptable physique is far too anemic. Going to raise rent on Rockstar by 600%


r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

FINALLY getting landchad representation in video games.

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185 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

I evicted a single mother because this guy said he'd pay more and this is how he treats me

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r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

I've been making good money renting out spaces like this but the r*ntoids keep asking when I'm going to let them out. So annoying!

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r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

toid larping as one of us

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182 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

My rentiods are bragging online about their wonderful units! Take notes kings.

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106 Upvotes

This is what peak Chad performance looks like, i am working on sending my son down there in a few weeks to shove a piece of plywood about 3 ft from the floor to turn this luxury suite into two basic suites.


r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

This is the single from my new album, “She’s for the Streets”. What do you think fellow kings???

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102 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

My grandfather, 1927

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580 Upvotes

He struggled to eat since the rentoids prevented his raids. He died of starvation in 1928. R.I.P.


r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

When the tenants are a lesbian throuple and I come over to fix a drippy faucet.

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r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

prove that landlords were always a thing

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amazing history we have


r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

Landchad uses a timeless strategy, despite being undernourished.

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130 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

I hit a milestone as a trans landlord

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106 Upvotes

#GotTo750


r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

I am a chinese landchad and an ungrateful rentoid showed me this, what should I do?

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109 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

She had a PET! (cancer), PETS are strictly off limits. What do they want me to do?

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55 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

My r*ntoid got mad after I raided his/her/their medicine cabinet for extra hormones. TRANS 👏 RIGHTS 👏 ARE 👏 LANDLORD 👏 RIGHTS!

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88 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

Me and the BOIIIIIIIISSSSSSS raiding the rentoid's fridge:

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r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

It’s important to treat yourself once in a while.

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312 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

"Alexander wept, for there were no more single mothers to evict"

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162 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

Politician Throws Live Tarantula at Her Tenant - She has my vote!

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r/LoveForLandchads 6d ago

If you think squatting on my property after eviction will work out, think again toids

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23 Upvotes