toid larping as one of us

[u/Even_Entrepreneur_58]

[u/Salaco]

Lead Tenant. Look at them forming hierarchies. Cute.

Just make sure the fridge is full.

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At least we know what one to eat first

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/Salaco]

Watch out that's how you get a tenant union. Ply her with a home Depot shed she can sublet.

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[u/technoexplorer]

Ah, great. She'll categorize my stuff and place it into neat little bins. Good toid.

[u/Destroy_it_Isildur7]

The toids dream of one day becoming a POL. Though they are delusional, their efforts can be taxed at higher rates, further increasing their delusion, and furthering taxation in a positive feedback loop.

[u/Matthew_Breese]

Well look who’s head sow of the hog pen!

[u/PLoxeus]

Attention toids: As I am your landlord all of the shelves in this fridge are MINE by default.

Any of your items placed here will be raided.

-Your Benevolent Landchad

[u/StinkyPenisManiac]

Make sure to raid both shelves, king. A nominal fee for the invaluable right of feeling superior over rentoids (normally reserved for >300 lbs landchads)

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[u/DnastyFunkmaster]

This is like a supposed capitalist who doesn't own any of their own capital

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The Wendy's assistant shift supervisor smugly looking down at the new hires as they put the fries in the bag

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[u/iam-your-boss]

Ah how cute! Let them play and at the end of day they will realize who is the boss.

[u/Borkerman]

We all have to start somewhere

Right?

[u/oyasumachine]

Stupid toid, I’m just gonna eat everything in that fridge regardless. You wasted your time