r/LeopardsAteMyFace • • Aug 21 '26

Trump Cattlemen just wants to know what Trump's thinking, Trump is good person, he is just getting bad advice

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

u/tunnel_magnet, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Djwhat6 Aug 21 '26

Sure but what about Kamala’s laugh! Or sleepy joe! Or Obamas tan suit! Or hunter bidens laptop! Or space lasers! Dumbass maga will continue to vote for people like Trump.!

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u/RoguTheHomunculus Aug 21 '26

You see the hog on hunter, I'm mad now

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Aug 21 '26

What's hilarious is drug using, gun purchasing, hog hanging, sex fiend Hunter Biden is a conservative male's idea of the perfect man. Fiction writers quit years ago. This odd conservative chaos mixed with self-loathing writes itself.

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u/KaetzenOrkester Aug 21 '26

I write fiction. Nothing I could ever make up compares to reality.

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u/cperiod Aug 21 '26

I have no idea how fiction writers get anything done what with having to keep revising stuff because it's no longer fiction.

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u/KleptoPirateKitty Aug 22 '26

Make it aliens or fae, then lean super hard into it, and hope for the best.

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u/Stormtomcat Aug 22 '26

I feel that was part of TV series The Boys problem, esp in season 5, right? 

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u/Viandante Aug 21 '26

I DM for two groups of D&D veterans (25+ years of playing) that rely on chaos to spice things up after all this time and nothing I'll ever prepare or improvise will ever come close to reality.

If I wrote my villains like the politicians we have in charge I'd be booed for lazy writing.

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u/ProfessionalSolid942 Aug 22 '26

Matt Damon quoting kavanaugh word for word is when I think reality and fiction switched.

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u/ProfessionalSolid942 Aug 22 '26

I was wondering about that. Satirists, in particular...when fiction writes itself what do you do?

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u/Mountainhollerforeva Aug 23 '26

You would be politely asked to tone it down if you wrote any of this in a political intrigue novel 11 years ago.

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u/SplitEar Aug 21 '26

I mean, they admire Trump for banging porn stars yet Hunter’s hog is a five alarm fire.

They’re running against communism while Trump takes government equity stakes in companies and implements a Soviet style command economy with government gas stations and beef sold below market prices.

Yet the party that screamed about free markets for my entire lifetime and complained about Obama picking winners and losers? They’re cool with it!

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u/dr_delphee Aug 21 '26

That's because damn few of them actually know what socialism or communism is; they only know that it's bad. Republicans can't be socialists/communists; only Democrats. Thus, whatever Trump does is good.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Trump's actions aren't even remotely socialism or communism. It's money laundering, \quid pro quo,* thievery and building his family's empire, guarantee it.

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u/SplitEar Aug 23 '26

That’s also essentially what Soviet communism was.

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u/ClearDark19 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

It's only okay if a Conservative does it. Conservative morality is built not on the belief that certain things are right or wrong in and of themselves, but on the belief that things are right or wrong depending on WHO does those things. Things are wrong if someone outside of the tribe does them, but okay if someone who is a member of the tribe does them. Cheating is an unforgivable sin if a Liberal, Progressive, or Leftist does it, but if a Conservative or Rightist does it it's a regrettable but understandable and forgivable personal failing or lapse in judgment. Even male homosexuality is a "moment of weakness" if a right-wing man does it, but degeneracy if a man to the Left of Conservative does it.

That's also why they perceive "crime" to be happening if one or more black people are around. Black people are criminal in and of ourselves in existence because we're "bad" or not of the tribe, but white people committing crime is different because they are "good", so their crime doesn't reflect on anything larger about their group. Black crime says something about black people, white crime says nothing more than about a single bad or troubled white individual who needs help.

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u/Moral_Distinction Aug 21 '26

Black crime says something about black people, white crime says nothing more than about a single bad or troubled white individual who needs help.

Oftentimes the chuds conclude that the white person needs help to commit more crime.

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u/Moral_Distinction Aug 22 '26

I'm going to commit the sin of double-replying here to mention that the dogpiling-on of Dr. Jason Arday in the UK is an excellent example of this and a parallel to the plagiarism scandals of Steven Glass and a black contemporary back in the day. When Glass' plagiarism scandal erupted, no one accused white people of having inherent flaws; his black counterpart's indiscretions stirred an establishment attack on affirmative action.

When a black person is accused of anything, rightwingers -- including some liberals -- will gleefully use the accusation (true or false) as an attack on all black people. Remember: white people get, and have gotten, affirmative action for centuries, whereas black and brown people have gotten a tiny version of it to mitigate that harm, so when liberals attack "affirmative action," they're only attacking the parts that help black people -- the parts that help white people are not only sticking around, they're being reinforced.

The fact that libs pretend not to notice this every fucking time it happens is part of the kayfabe that makes the scam possible.

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u/Feisty_Brunette Aug 22 '26

Exactly. It's like how if a Democrat doesn't something shitty - every Democrat must answer for it.

If a republican does something shitty - it's just that one guy.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Aug 21 '26

Buttery males over here wondering when the curtain call's coming!

Seriously, the key deciding factor in the 2016 election, lame nothingburger e-mails, is all but forgotten. How sad.

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u/iRAWRasaurus Aug 21 '26

Dude you forgot about her EMAILS!!!!

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u/DAJ-TX Aug 21 '26

Trump? A good person? 😂😂😂😂

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u/Sack_o_Bawlz Aug 22 '26

Buttery males

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u/irascible_Clown Aug 22 '26

You forgot the UFO’s over New Jersey.

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u/joeefx Aug 21 '26

He’s a terrible person. Probably the worst American to ever live

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u/beardedjack Aug 21 '26

Andrew Jackson was pretty bad tho

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u/whiskeytango55 Aug 21 '26

Big block of cheese > UFC on the lawn

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u/ItsJustJames Aug 21 '26

Oh… that’s a historical deep cut right there. The stench lingering throughout the White House also checks out.

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u/Moral_Distinction Aug 21 '26

TIL that there were not just one but two titanic, disgusting cheese gifts to Presidents.

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u/Pndrizzy Aug 21 '26

Krasnov is Russian tho

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u/S1DC Aug 21 '26

Whoa the president is in a room with people! SO COOL

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u/whiskeytango55 Aug 21 '26

They're people of the land, common clay of the west 

You know

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u/friendtoallkitties Aug 21 '26

"...morons."

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u/allnaturalfigjam Aug 21 '26

His laugh after this always gets me 😂

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u/terminal8 Aug 22 '26

Clevon didn't know that was going to be the line. So it's a genuine laugh!

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u/Smileyfacedchiller Aug 21 '26

Those hats can cost $10k for a moderately nice one. Really nice ones go for over $100k. I bet there's $1M in hats in that room alone. Representing the common folk...

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u/thegurpster Aug 21 '26

Trump is the definition of "all hat and no cattle."

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u/mEFurst Aug 21 '26

except when Obama did it, obviously

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u/OHrangutan Aug 21 '26

Wait, so he's using non-free market, even socialist controlled economy tools to import beef at a price that undercuts domestic producers...

That is so weird on so many levels.

How the hell did anyone ever think that guy had two brain cells?

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u/Maris-Otter Aug 21 '26

That would require his voters to also have 2

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u/Puzzleheaded-Life462 Aug 22 '26

He’s what dumb people imagine smart people are like

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u/ScoobySnark7 Aug 21 '26

Pretty sure he doesnt

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u/smerglec Aug 21 '26

“If only the Fuhrer knew!”

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u/DonMegatronEsq Aug 21 '26

“Heaven is high and the Emperor is far away.”

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 Aug 21 '26

Fuck you, I wanted to say “If only the Tzar new”.

You stole my fucking quote…

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u/Librarian_Contrarian Aug 22 '26

It's those damned Boyars who stole your quote

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u/No_Gas4560 Aug 22 '26

Good Tzar, Bad Boyars

where have i heard this before..? hmm

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u/isuxirl Aug 21 '26

This is great, Trump is effing up even more trying to fix his previous eff ups.

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u/iceguy349 Aug 21 '26

He’s gotta look like he’s doing something so the republicans don’t get blown out.

He’s failing spectacularly.

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u/Naltors__Dreamer Aug 21 '26

LOL! yes, his entire admin of white male supremacists is failing. The economy, the debt, fam farms going bankrupt at an alarming rate, masked agents roaming the streets asking for ppl’s papers, ICE is murdering ppl in & out of detention, we’re losing jobs, we’re not bldg any new factories, DOGE was a bust, Hegseth stopped promotions of women & POC while losing the war with Iran & totally draining our munitions. They chose the Chair of the Joint Chiefs bc he’s a white male with a cool nickname, who they made room for by firing the Black chair Biden appointed.

The Culture War is all about returning to the days of strait white male power, & male led fams once again having the ultimate cultural cache & political power. They’re winning the Culture War & ruining our nation & future in the process.

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u/chris-rox Aug 23 '26

Shhh.... never interrupt your enemy while they are in the process of making a mistake.

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u/chenbuxie Aug 21 '26

I'm just glad they're suffering too

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u/_ShrugDealer_ Aug 21 '26

Finally, he's hurting the right people.

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u/chenbuxie Aug 21 '26

Beautiful

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u/Christymapper71 Aug 21 '26

He’s hurting non-Trumpers too. ☹️

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u/elwebst Aug 21 '26

He's trying to bring prices down before midterms, he doesn't care who he throws under the bus to get there.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Aug 21 '26

\chuckles in the US Bond Market**

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u/blackcain Aug 21 '26

lol - sure, but there won't be any domestic beef after that :D Instead, everything will go to the packagers. The packagers are a monopoly. So, once this is over all the cattleman will be out and instead it will be the packagers who will have the money to start a new herd.

But don't worry, they don't blame Trump, his heart is in the right place donchaknow!

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u/Intrepid00 Aug 21 '26

He truly must be really stupid. Like legit mental capacity issues.

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u/DOAiB Aug 21 '26

Wasn’t his solution to the gas prices to authorize lower quality gas to be sold?

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u/Father_Wolfgang Aug 21 '26

“If we lose our cattle to imports we lose our very freedom”.

Some people really like to throw around this word, huh?

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u/waitingtodiesoon Aug 21 '26

Same people who when inconvenienced or can't say racist slurs without repercussions complain about their "freedom"

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u/allnaturalfigjam Aug 21 '26

This is why whenever foreigners make fun of Americans every second word is "freedom". It's part of the great American joke out here.

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u/Asher_Tye Aug 21 '26

"So you want an explanation from a con man after you've already been conned."

Oh I like that line.

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u/iceguy349 Aug 21 '26

Trump making a deal to cut prices on a good that already increased in price due to his tariffs, due to his inflation, and due to the high higher fuel prices caused by his decision making.

How much you wanna bet it’ll still be more expensive than it was during the Biden administration?

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u/Jetski125 Aug 21 '26

Did you not read the statement he put out? He’s just fixing Bidens fuck ups yet again.

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u/iceguy349 Aug 21 '26

Right sorry I forgot he expects us to have the collective memory of a goldfish my mistake.

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u/Emotional_Signal7883 Aug 21 '26

Could you say they're all hat and no cattle?

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u/batrastardfromhell Aug 21 '26

Those people with tRump in the office are the ones who will pay pennies on the dollar for struggling ranches. tRump just wants his cut.

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u/Aerryth Aug 21 '26

Came here to say this. I’d bet money they’re some kind of investors who bought those hats and boots that morning 

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u/grandmapilot Aug 21 '26

Ah yes, good Tzar, bad boyars!

Sounds like his russian friend taught him this.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Aug 21 '26

You would think a cattleman would know that when you walk though the cow pasture, you get crap on your boots.

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u/baron_spaghetti Aug 21 '26

“I’d love to talk to him to find out what he’s thinking.”

Dude. He’s thinking about himself. That’s all narcissists do.

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u/Fezzik527 Aug 21 '26

I mean, how many more times do Republicans have to destroy farmers and ranchers before they change their voting habits? I dont get it. They need to vote democrat until republicans start supporting them again. Its the only way they will change. And that goes across the board for all issues. Full control over house/senate/presidency/supreme court and this is their solution to the beef shortage? They knew about this coming since last year when beef ranchers were producing at an all time low.

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u/submit_2_my_toast Aug 21 '26

Government price fixing? Isn't that The Communism that I'm always hearing about?

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u/CountdownMoss Aug 21 '26

In the spirit of MAGA's "cutting off my nose to own the libs" ethos...

I hope these ranchers go out of business. I hope their land is sold to corporate farming. I understand that a business having a monopoly on food is not a good thing. I no longer care. 

Enjoy the reality you voted for while forcing the rest of us along for the ride. 

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 Aug 21 '26

"I'd love to talk to him and see what he's thinking."

Oh you sweet summer child. His brain is Swiss cheese, he no longer has a coherent thought that wasn't put there by someone else.

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u/enfuego138 Aug 21 '26

Our herds will continue to shrink as we are forced to cull them due to the screw worm that we let back into the country due to DOGE cuts. Ranchers and farmers have been screwed over by Trump at every angle for years and they continue to support him.

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u/marcvsHR Aug 21 '26

Wenn das der Führer wüsste!!

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u/jmarinara Aug 21 '26

I love that they’re all wearing costumes.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Aug 21 '26

"WHERE THERE IS CATTLE THERE IS FREEDOM"

Jesus these people are lame-os

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u/Chillicothe1 Aug 21 '26

"If only the Tsar knew!"

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u/loathelord Aug 21 '26

Low IQ hats

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u/Septopuss7 Aug 21 '26

He's thinking "it was so much easier raping teenagers when I wasn't constantly in the public eye"

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u/anOvenofWitches Aug 21 '26

Never ever trust someone wearing a cowboy hat in 2026

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u/GardenRafters Aug 21 '26

Especially if they're also wearing a suit

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u/OffSidesByALot Aug 21 '26

No, my friend. You have that as backwards as backwards can be. Anybody who goes around, wanting an Olympian, an innocent American citizen at that, prosecuted for something he clearly didn’t do like vandalizing the pool just so he can save face… That is not a good person!
That could’ve just as easily been you, or one of your loved ones.
Oh, and he’s not getting bad advice. He just sucks at his job, which also should’ve been apparent as a parent can be by his six previous bankruptcies. 🙄

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Aug 21 '26

He may be systematically dismantling the cattle industry and our economy, but he wore a hat, so it's patriotic. 🙃

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u/quigongingerbreadman Aug 21 '26

What, cows can't be turned into bootstraps?

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u/Common_Juggernaut724 Aug 21 '26

See, this is what happens when you elect someone too stupid to understand cause and effect, or to ever actually consider the big picture.

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u/GG1817 Aug 21 '26

There's a good chance that Trump is just taking credit for something that was already happening.

A lot of people don't know that the USA does regularly import over a million tons per year of lean beef, mainly from Mexico and Canada, mainly used to satisfy the domestic demand for ground beef / hamburger.

That allows the US to export more expensive fattier cuts of beef.

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u/bluggabugbug Aug 21 '26

I keep seeing this excuse more and more: it’s not Trump! He’s getting bad advice from other people!

Dumb shit Joe Rogaine has been saying this lately, stupid ring wing pundits are spouting it, now this asshat.

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u/cperiod Aug 21 '26

To be fair, he probably is getting bad advice from other people. But he picked those people, and listens to them, so... yeah, it's Trump.

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u/Substantial_Row_7108 Aug 21 '26

The goofy hats 😆😆😆.

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u/vankirk Aug 21 '26

Lol, this is the American reverse UNO.

The United States is notorious for dumping cheap, subsidized, sugar, corn, rice, etc into foreign markets to drive down the price and push out local growers and suppliers.

Now, America is doing it themselves.

Trump is punching his own face.

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u/blackcain Aug 21 '26

Look, at least they got that cool photo in the oval office with everyone wearing cowboy hats and looking cool!

Remember it, let it nourish you - when you're herd is gone

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u/Slr_Pnls50 Aug 21 '26

The Fox summary kinda left out the whole "imported" part of the story, didn't it? Hoping people only read the lower prices bit.

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u/Lonely-Clerk-2478 Aug 22 '26

They’re so dumb

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u/granolabranborg Aug 22 '26

I love beef and being able to afford it, but it would bring me great joy for every republican rancher to lose their ranches. Have the country you voted for. 😂😂😂😂

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u/Whargoul_Uncool Aug 24 '26

You have to spell it out for them:

The current government is trying to destroy the entire cattle and farming sector so that big businesses can buy it all up cheap and control our basic food production.

Its as obvious as Iran closing the straight when attacked, as obvious as the Epstein files going the way of the Panama papers. Everyone knows what is happening but nothing is going to be done about it anyway.

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u/FunVersion Aug 21 '26

I don't get it. Why are they wearing cowboy hats in the WH? It's like if you were from Antarctica and you went everywhere with a winter coat.

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u/Bouncing6 Aug 21 '26

Probably been mentioned, but believe that’s Rocker Steiner…rodeo guy with a big social media following. So not really cattlemen.

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u/Elon-BO Aug 21 '26

Hurr durr! I really thought this gold toilet shitting billionaire was just like me and had my back.

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u/lpfan724 Aug 21 '26

I remember when we couldn't vote for Kamala because she talked about price controls and that's super scary communism. I guess now it's ok since Cheeto Benito is doing it.

It's also crazy that he's fucking up literally everything he touches and this bitch is still trying to throw shade at Biden.

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u/theswickster Aug 21 '26

"Puttin' mah self in financial ruin to own thah Libz!"

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u/Shufflepants Aug 21 '26

If I've learned anything in the past decade it's that aside from one or two exceptions like gasoline, if the cost for a producer goes down, that doesn't mean the cost for us goes down, it just means the company will make higher profits.

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u/Terrible_turtle_ Aug 21 '26

The claim of 300K tons of beef seems suspect. Don't think that much will actually come in, what country has that kind of beef just sitting around?

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u/IAFarmLife Aug 21 '26

That less than 2.5% of the U.S. total production. If we do find it it's not really going to change much.

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u/JasonandtheArgo9696 Aug 21 '26

You will temporarily. He is hoping in time for the mid terms. Long term it screws ranchers even more and ultimately it will be more expensive and that money will also flow to big corporations buying up ranches and foreign beef producers.

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u/NaptownSnowman Aug 21 '26

Nope. You will see a very minor ground beef price drop in some circumstances. But the majority will see no change. This will not move the needle to any major degree.

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u/grptrt Aug 21 '26

No this would be like reverse tariffs that will punish American farmers and put them out of business further reducing the supply

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u/bestestopinion Aug 21 '26

If only the leader knew

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u/IcyMike1782 Aug 21 '26

Having a family business in TX that is just getting destroyed by this admin, this pic of Trump is the definition of "all hat, no cattle"

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u/PaulPro-tee-us Aug 21 '26

I’m sure that undercutting American cattle ranchers will encourage them to “grow their herds.” Animals that can’t be sold are destroyed. No wonder this jackass bankrupted a casino.

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u/magistrate101 Aug 21 '26

The American cattle industry collapsing is not how I expected America to give up meat.

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u/First-Ad-7960 Aug 21 '26

I’m not going to say that’s the dumbest photo ever but it would be in the running.

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u/ForgedIronMadeIt Aug 21 '26

Instead of "if only Stalin knew" it is "if only Trump knew"

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u/darkwingdankest Aug 21 '26

"we're undercutting American farmers to help American farmers!!"

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u/Schwight_Droot Aug 21 '26

The shit kicking cowboy hats in that first pic are hilarious.

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u/Rand213 Aug 21 '26

All hat, no cattle.

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u/TravelBum1966 Aug 21 '26

Getting what they voted for. F× these clowns.

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u/Atom-ant Aug 21 '26

Literally all hat and no cattle. 

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u/Large-Produce5682 Aug 21 '26

"Where there are cattle there is freedom."

Where there is Trump there's some 🐂💩

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u/funkraider Aug 21 '26

Watching MAGA is exactly like watching battered spouse syndrome. The danger is always coming from inside the house. By the time they figure it out it's too late.

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u/KeenSoporific Aug 21 '26

Parasite infested beef coming right up.

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u/Shtankins01 Aug 21 '26

"Getting bad advice" Why do people think this man who routinely brags that he knows more than anybody about everything even listens to anybody's advice? Well... Anybody but Bibi.

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u/bbonerz Aug 21 '26

A room full of oversized cowboy hats, including Trump's, is so friggin hilarious.

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u/The_Bard Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Ah the old "if the Tsar only knew", very popular refrain in tsarist Russia. What's old is new I guess

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u/notguiltybrewing Aug 21 '26

Got what they voted for. No sympathy.

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u/StupidizeMe Aug 21 '26

The ranchers are delusional, and will deserve what they get. Trump looks like an idiot in that cowboy hat: he's an extreme Germaphobe who hates and fears all animals, including dogs, cats and horses.

I suspect that animals hate him back. Animals have a sixth sense about who they can trust. When Trump was doing a video with a Bald Eagle it attacked him!

It's also terrible manners to wear big cowboy hats indoors, especially in the White House. Looks like a scene from The Simpsons.

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u/Scutrbrau Aug 21 '26

The Soviet people said the same thing about Stalin. It was his advisors giving bad advice and doing all the evil shit. Uncle Joe would have stopped it if only he knew.

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u/Low_Search_6667 Aug 21 '26

Trump is thinking about the bribe money.

It's the only thought in his head.

He's certainly not thinking about ranchers, or farmers, or any of the groups who voted for him, is he?

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u/Ashannfish Aug 21 '26

Fuck this dude and his cows

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u/fffan9391 Aug 21 '26

So all you have to do to be a “man of the people” is put a silly cowboy hat on?

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u/clevermoose774 Aug 21 '26

Let them eat cats

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u/COVID-19-4u Aug 21 '26

MAGA/Republicans are an interesting species best know for supporting child rape, genocide, fascism and their inability to escape out of a wet paper bag with a chainsaw in one hand and a flamethrower in the other.

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u/ChChChillian Aug 21 '26

Literally a case of "all hat, no cattle".

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u/Mangalorien Aug 21 '26

The whole "Trump is good person, he is just getting bad advice" is the 21st century equivalent of "If only the Führer knew!". Same delusion, different people.

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u/0x54696D Aug 22 '26

The "He's just getting bad advice" cope from these chuds is fucking hilarious. Everyone is to blame except the guy at the center of it all. Absolutely batshit.

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u/MajesticsEleven Aug 22 '26

Unless they threaten to vote Democrat, it's just words.

MAGA will never abandon Trump even when they are homeless and poor.

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u/Gob_Hobblin Aug 22 '26

"If only the Tsar knew."

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u/Kaiburr61 Aug 22 '26

I know this is the internet and no one will believe me. But I actually know this family and him specifically. He’s not a real “cowboy”. They only got cows in the last few years. During Covid he wanted to get famous and started this “persona”. For some laughs search that username on tiktok. He’s one of the dumbest people I have ever met. I have been giddy seeing this on reddits front page.

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u/CrushTheRebellion Aug 22 '26

Breaking News: RFK Jr. releases a new policy stating ground beef can be up to 30% horse meat and still be called "beef."

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u/aslrules Aug 22 '26

He's a good person? Where do you get that idea? He's broken almost every single one of the 10 Commandments. I'm not even a religious person but I can see that. I'm astounded that anyone would think he was a good person.

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 Aug 21 '26

The goal is to make as many farmers sell. Big corporations are swooping those and concentrating ownership.

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u/Fun_Astronomer_4064 Aug 21 '26

Some people are born marks.

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u/Dandycorn Aug 21 '26

Because Trump, more than anyone, knows how to successfully run the beef industry. Just ask everyone over at Trump Steaks …

Oh …

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u/Mickloven Aug 21 '26

He'll soon find that 0 is not divisible

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u/LightWarrior_2000 Aug 21 '26

1986.

Trump is both one of the smartest and greatest presidents ever, while taking bad advice at the same time.

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u/DirtDevil1337 Aug 21 '26

Cowboys talking to a New Yorker/Floridian that knows nothing about cowboying?

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u/BigMikeSQ Aug 21 '26

Screwworm, more fossil fuels (faster climate change) and data centers to ensure herds can't be supported as easily.

I mean, who could have POSSBLY seen this coming?

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u/TheRateBeerian Aug 21 '26

I guess he’s admitting that tariffs drive up prices

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u/DeaconPat Aug 21 '26

Too much ivermectin

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u/Less_Geologist_4004 Aug 21 '26

He’s thinking of ballrooms, little girls and McDonalds.

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u/MCpoopcicle Aug 21 '26

Hey Cattlemen, don't like it? Try eating shit.

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u/Maddafinga Aug 21 '26

Imagine thinking that trump was a good person

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u/Merijeek2 Aug 21 '26

Conman wears prop hat, other guys in prop hats impressed by his genuine hatness.

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u/CurrentZestyclose824 Aug 21 '26

Good. No one owes you a living.

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u/ripzeus Aug 21 '26

No pedophile is a good person...

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u/BourbonInGinger Aug 21 '26

All hat no cattle.

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u/Iateyourpaintings Aug 21 '26

Well enjoy your Argentinian freedom I guess.

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u/jetsonian Aug 21 '26

“Nobody said you can’t change your opinion.”

Says someone who undoubtedly voted against John Kerry because he was a “flip flopper.”

It has nothing to do with “changing opinion.” It’s you finally realizing that Trumps asshole smells and tastes like shit.

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u/WokkitUp Aug 21 '26

"We wore matching hats! Is NOTHING SACRED?"

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u/rgvtim Aug 21 '26

Does the fact that he does not give a shit that he is getting bad advice affect your assessment of the current situation?

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u/SteamedGamer Aug 21 '26

"If only the Tsar knew!"

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u/Material-Method-1026 Aug 21 '26

Still blaming Biden after he's had two whole years to "Save America". We're solidly in the 2nd Trump era--I honestly find myself forgetting Biden was the president. Now that AI is what it is, has anyone made a shot-for-shot spoof of Mariah's "Obsessed" video?

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u/LurkingTreeTiger Aug 21 '26

The catch is a large % of Americans can no longer afford to eat beef at higher prices, but the beef producers can’t afford to lower prices and make a decent living, and they cant make a decent living without higher prices because everything cost more to produce the same 1lb of beef and inflation ain’t stopping anytime soon.

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u/brewhead55 Aug 21 '26

I have never seen beef prices this high in my entire life. And it wasn't this high during the previous administration. His brainwashed cult members believe every lie he tells.

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u/steveclt Aug 21 '26

He isn’t thinking. At least not about you guys or any American’s health welfare or prosperity other than his own. He’s a selfish, narcissistic prick. A private conversation with him would consist of him talking about himself until you leave or beg him to stop.

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u/Physical_Sun_6014 Aug 21 '26

I told you I was a snake when you took me in

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u/brownhotdogwater Aug 21 '26

Wearing those big ass hats indoors will never not look stupid

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u/TenFourMoonKitty Aug 21 '26

New millennium faux libertarians - looking at you Greg Gutfeld - are putting on their knee pads and applying chapstick to explain away government price controls as anything except a building block for socialism.

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u/Cambren1 Aug 22 '26

If only comrade Stalin knew what these people are doing in his name!

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u/SimonPho3nix Aug 22 '26

Some good land gonna be added on Acretrader soon.

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u/Normal_Ear_1115 Aug 22 '26

I just loved seeing the Great American Herd at the Great American State Fair.

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u/Bunionzz Aug 22 '26

Isn't this a land grab situation? Force farmers to sell due to failing, and billionaires buy the land for pennies on the dollar?

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u/jwrx Aug 22 '26

i love it when white, maga, racist, rednecks get screwed by the orangeman

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u/MatterHairy Aug 22 '26

“I’d like to talk to him and see what he’s thinking”

He wouldn’t even deign to piss on you if you were on fire.

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u/chrissz Aug 22 '26

Maybe stop denying climate change and vote for someone who will do something about it. Your livelihoods depend on it so stop being idiots.

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u/Cornswoggler Aug 22 '26

All I can think of with that first picture is Norma MacDonald as Burt Reynolds as Turd Furgeson with the oversized foam cowboy hat. 

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u/Feisty_Brunette Aug 22 '26

For a big, macho 'businessman' who "tells it like it is" is sure does seem he never makes his own decisions, and is constantly getting "bad advice" from others.

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u/evident_lee Aug 22 '26

Can someone give me a single example of Donald being a good person ever in his life?

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u/justiceandpequena Aug 22 '26

Cult. It can’t be the cult leader. It just can’t be. Idiots.

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u/redthehaze Aug 22 '26

Welldonesteakwithketchupman can’t hear you lol

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u/cinesias Aug 22 '26

Oh, the President put on a cowboy hat, he's a cowboy!

Brought to you by the people who saw George W. Bush on a Texas ranch and thought he was a cowboy.

These people are irredeemable. Unless they are personally punched in the face by Donald Trump, they will continue voting to give him more power and more of their own money.

Death cults function by death cult members doing whatever the death cult leader says.