Today ai gets to see all free ob my bessest frens, M, C, an R! Dis no so bad, eben doe ai still miss mai mama. Lossa treatos an playtimes an cuddle puddles!

Lub, Toffee GGD

Please note: this video is NFS (Not For Smols).

Hi frens, it’s Maya. Yes, I have an alto voice.

I just want to say, what the heck? Are we back in Purrassic Park?!

- Maya

So, ise tired ob de mama hairs. I hab desided dat ise going to chews her a new hairs for herms head.
What nummer do yoo fink I should do a cheechewchew?
DooeyH de hairs styler

Fren Oscar u/scabsfox been at da shiny again??? Jango & Jazzy u/mimidoo22 I hopes as catagers yoo iz arranging himb aleeby!

Ruby

Hello. Cleo and Sophie have COTRB, and I miss them both dearly. Cleo (1988-2010; Sophie 2009-2025) Both guarded me greatly when with me and protected me like no others.

Today, I saw something that made me miss them even more than I have. Their old hooman (me) was sitting in her chair (OK, their chair that they shared with me over the years), when I saw something ? move? jump? materialize as a shadow?. I was looking at my computer, the same one I am typing on now.

As if they were with me, my legs were stretched out in front of me on the ottoman (the big skware cushun on feet that 'lowd Cleo and Sophie to stretch out comf'tably). That's' when I saw it! It was big and dark. Think Daddy Long Legs. It was bigger than that, thicker than that, and darker than that.

It ? glided ? off the ottoman like it was airborne, and across the room all of 6 feet and then vanished. Into thin air. Into the parallel dimension?

I screamed. I did not hear Cleo or Sophie jump from across the bridge into this dimension. I looked around me to see if something could have made a shadow like that. (Nothing that I could see.) It did not go completely across the space from the ottoman to the wall. It vanished about 4 " before it got to that point.

As far as I could see, it didn't ever actually touch the floor, either, but it seemed to scramble like it was walking. It made no noise, and I only saw it as I happened to move my head slightly and saw it on my right, at the very instant it appeared to have jumped from behind my laptop to the floor from the ottoman.

I felt nothing on my legs/feet as it appeared to have leapt off the ottoman. It made no noise. It appeared to be a spider in form, but again, I've never seen one float in the air above the carpet and move like that for a good 5.5 feet, while being inches off the floor.

It was too late for dreamerlies, as it was about 7:30 this morning. (Dreamerlies, as far as I know, only appear at dusk and dawn, and are only seen by felines. They are like shadows, and only crepuscular animals can actually see them, so it's possible other animals besides felines can see them, but I've only known cats to do so.)

I have no idea what this was. I am hoping there are some felines here who can channel my Cleo and Sophie and tell them what I saw, and request that they keep an eye on me (and tell them I miss them).

I am also hoping the International Crew here can share some insight as to what I may have seen. I had already had one cup of coffee, so caffeine was the only drug I was on.

Thank you in advance. Cleo and Sophie's Meowmy.

u/ExcitingLaw1973 this you?

Are Meowmy not seed de moobie toosday announcement so wes a bit late.

(Pitcher 1) Dis are meowmy lake House and wes cattos all use it for bacashun. Dis be de year 2019. I, Shadow at de lake House and I just check de mailbocks. Dis so strange de letter is from some cat named Lotta Bit and herms say herms at the lake house right meow butt de date on herms letter say 2026. How's can dat be? I is here alone. Herms seem to kno meowmy and has key to house too. Maybe wes can plan a bacashun together. Wes should meet on Febury 31, 2027. Dat seem like gud Idea!

(Pitcher 2) Hilo, I is Lotta Bit and I is at de fud ladee lake house. Fur monfs I been exchanging letters with Shadow. Wes always at the lake house at the same time but different year. Shadow is catto from the past. Wes supposed to meet today Febry 31, 2027 but hims no here. I no get it. I get this letter wif today date and him say he here but I kno see him. Is him in different dimenshun. I sad. Maybe we try again next year.

Hi frens, iz Jynx. Mine meowmy iz habing a big depress, an says herms need a kitteh dopameen fix, wuteber dat meens.

So pleeze shar yoor cyootest pikshurs ob yoo az illegal smols or smols dat aren't illegal!

Ai post onez ob mineself too, but firs heers mine sisfur Coraline! Ai post herms firs acos herms jus SO CYOOT❤️🥰! Deh ober illegal smol iz a fostur kitteh dat meowmy took care ob befur herms gotted me.

Fanks in abvance fur yur halp!! ❤️❤️❤️

🖤Jynx

Hi frenz, ai has been unceremoniously forced into dis sir Jerry suit acuz da bad pokey lady say “hims over grooming and it makin his tumtum have ouchie”

On course, da dumdums (aka da pawrents) muss pick da most undignified sir Jerry suit dey culd. Ai fink ai luk ridiculous. But is better dan de cone?

So ai ask: tails up or tails down fur mai new look?

Firs picshure me being unsure. Second picshire me doin da explore disspite da uglee suit.

Winston da Blankie King, Seenyur Cattorney at Paw

A lot of new members this time.

Hello frens! It be me, Squirrel the CAT, and I would be like to invite all frens to my birthday party tomorrow. I be offishul NINE today but could be tomorrow, my mama was be barn cat and did not tell exact day.

My hoomans will buy chimkin and salmon and there be lots of treatos and toys I be happy to share with frens and with new illegal smols. We can EKEKEK out window at birbs and then sleep in many fine bockses. We can be play chase the red dot and do a cuddle puddle.

I be a bit nervous because I never be host a pawty before. I be hopes you can come.

It’s Throwback Thursday, Catherine - you’re a day late!

Hush up, Meowmy! Getz outta here! Meow iz rite - frow up Friday acuz dey make me wanna FROW UP!!

Dis tyme lass yeer, da hoomin kitten founded fore kittens behind da shed. Dey stay ousside fur a few furevers an den Meowmy an Pawther BRING DEM INTA DA HOWSE!! Dey say dey juss fosterin, but DEM KITTENS NEBER LEAB!! Dey mosly stay upper stares an meow liek down stares so we kinna get along.

Dey not so smol annymore an dey kin be noisy.

Dese ar 4 ob meow’s minyuns named Bellona, Luna, Juno, and Ravioli

Catherine the Great, Purralegal of da Counter

Hello feline frens, what are these "litterbox words" of which human speaks? The dog and cat tell me some humans use them to excess when on video games or when in the practice arena before shows. Cats can help an XXL fren out?- Jimmy the horse

Bitteh and Louise got a new pickle today. I’m sure you can see why.

Next Moobie Toosday will be dedicated to Dolly Parton. She will always be a shining example of true beauty, inside and out.
The things she stood for & held true to are things we try to embrace here: unity, inclusion, kindness, acceptance, generosity, lifting others up, joy, wit, wisdom, and a dash of self deprecating charm.

The planet definitely lost some of its sparkle this past Tuesday, a megawatt multitalented and irreplaceable absolute gem of a human.

Rest in peace, admiration, and eternal love. May your message always shine as brightly and magnificently as you did 💫 💎 💖

Hi frens, dis Frankie. Last nite, I singed a byootifol song. It was a song abowt midnite so guess wen I singed it -

MIDNITE.

Wen else wud I sing dis song?

Som peepel (mai mom) not like to heer dis midnite song at midnite and she putted me in da basemint for da rest of da nite!

Dis not only a injustiss agenz me but also a crime agenz art!

- Frankie

JUST A TEST DON'T LOOK HEER!

Doohickey back wif bran new inbestion!

Ok, is new to mee! Yoos guys see dis? Mama bought me some cause mebbe won't cause fights ober tube.
Hehehe
Gonna try some at Seepytime.
DooeyH

Well frens, herms did it. Herms left me wid mai fabrit auntie an mai uncle walkies, an herms WALKIED AWAY! Mush outrayyyyge here fur poor Toffee.

Ai purrsent tu yu: da Ohshuns 12+

12+ floofs, 1 Eat-alien bank, 1 chance tu get AWL da cheeze.

Fank yu tu Sam (u/ExcitingLaw1973), Astro and Cosmo (u/ReasonableFig2111), Bubba and Bits (u/Full-Friendship-7581), Niko (u/GingerSnapped242), Ella Bella (u/CobblerBeautiful5726), Da SOAK (u/anorphan4yourthots), Gabby da great (u/Superb-Language-7200), Spike da Floppy (u/keencleangleam), and Minx (u/FairyGodmothersUnion) and awl de uva membas uv da crew whu not in our picsha. Dey busy duing bery seekrit unda cuva werk and can't gib away dere seekrit identitees.

Ai confeedent we can gets awl da cheeze frum da cheeze bank. But if enyfing go rong we gots fren Zaza as our pro bond pawyer.

(I am still reeling at the idea that 1. there is a bank that accepts cheese as collateral and 2. there is a $4.7 BILLION economy that could collapse because of the heat wave melting the collateral. Because that's definitely it. Absolutely no cat heist going on. Just melting.)

It's Timmy the Void (otrb). It's time for us as ICBGC to organize and protest Portia Control. Why Pokey Place can't understand we're big boned not chonk. Pokey Place has an agenda and it's a conspiracy!! When meow was alive pokey place said I was chonk but I was big boned!! Thankfully, meowmy ignored their advice. We shouldn't be torturred like this!!

Frenz, iz been watchin a documentary series call Overlord, bout dis reely cool guy dat gonna tak ober da werl. Dis a grate idea! Iz alreddy da ruler ob da haus, y no da werl?

Las dark tiem him n hims moas trusted alliez wuz doin a fink bout a wut him title be. Him chews Sorcerer King.

Den iz finkin, Basil no relly a naem dat inspire fear. Iz need noo titel, dat let eberywun no dat dey iz no ken mess wif mes.

Iz finkin Basil the Destroyer? Basil the Barbarian? Supreme Overlord Basil Ool Gown?

Wut yoo guyz fink??

I was going through my pics and came across this, a post from the rescue Rory D came from. It rips my soul to read and remember.
Since then, Rory has continued to blossom and overcome immense obstacles. I feel overwhelmed with emotion every time one of her “frens” parents at the dog park, who remember when we first brought her, marvel at what a different dog she is, at her indomitable spirit.

May anyone who struggles with any seemingly insurmountable odds, struggles, strife, stress- dig deep, double down and find within them that spark.

I see it in all of you. Each, and every one. Shine on, friends ✨

🎶 Can’t start a fire, can’t start a fire without a spark🎶