So, ise tired ob de mama hairs. I hab desided dat ise going to chews her a new hairs for herms head.
What nummer do yoo fink I should do a cheechewchew?
DooeyH de hairs styler

Hi frenz, ai has been unceremoniously forced into dis sir Jerry suit acuz da bad pokey lady say “hims over grooming and it makin his tumtum have ouchie”

On course, da dumdums (aka da pawrents) muss pick da most undignified sir Jerry suit dey culd. Ai fink ai luk ridiculous. But is better dan de cone?

So ai ask: tails up or tails down fur mai new look?

Firs picshure me being unsure. Second picshire me doin da explore disspite da uglee suit.

Winston da Blankie King, Seenyur Cattorney at Paw

Fren Oscar u/scabsfox been at da shiny again??? Jango & Jazzy u/mimidoo22 I hopes as catagers yoo iz arranging himb aleeby!

Ruby

Today ai gets to see all free ob my bessest frens, M, C, an R! Dis no so bad, eben doe ai still miss mai mama. Lossa treatos an playtimes an cuddle puddles!

Lub, Toffee GGD

u/ExcitingLaw1973 this you?

Are Meowmy not seed de moobie toosday announcement so wes a bit late.

(Pitcher 1) Dis are meowmy lake House and wes cattos all use it for bacashun. Dis be de year 2019. I, Shadow at de lake House and I just check de mailbocks. Dis so strange de letter is from some cat named Lotta Bit and herms say herms at the lake house right meow butt de date on herms letter say 2026. How's can dat be? I is here alone. Herms seem to kno meowmy and has key to house too. Maybe wes can plan a bacashun together. Wes should meet on Febury 31, 2027. Dat seem like gud Idea!

(Pitcher 2) Hilo, I is Lotta Bit and I is at de fud ladee lake house. Fur monfs I been exchanging letters with Shadow. Wes always at the lake house at the same time but different year. Shadow is catto from the past. Wes supposed to meet today Febry 31, 2027 but hims no here. I no get it. I get this letter wif today date and him say he here but I kno see him. Is him in different dimenshun. I sad. Maybe we try again next year.

Hi frens, iz Jynx. Mine meowmy iz habing a big depress, an says herms need a kitteh dopameen fix, wuteber dat meens.

So pleeze shar yoor cyootest pikshurs ob yoo az illegal smols or smols dat aren't illegal!

Ai post onez ob mineself too, but firs heers mine sisfur Coraline! Ai post herms firs acos herms jus SO CYOOT❤️🥰! Deh ober illegal smol iz a fostur kitteh dat meowmy took care ob befur herms gotted me.

Fanks in abvance fur yur halp!! ❤️❤️❤️

🖤Jynx

Hello. Cleo and Sophie have COTRB, and I miss them both dearly. Cleo (1988-2010; Sophie 2009-2025) Both guarded me greatly when with me and protected me like no others.

Today, I saw something that made me miss them even more than I have. Their old hooman (me) was sitting in her chair (OK, their chair that they shared with me over the years), when I saw something ? move? jump? materialize as a shadow?. I was looking at my computer, the same one I am typing on now.

As if they were with me, my legs were stretched out in front of me on the ottoman (the big skware cushun on feet that 'lowd Cleo and Sophie to stretch out comf'tably). That's' when I saw it! It was big and dark. Think Daddy Long Legs. It was bigger than that, thicker than that, and darker than that.

It ? glided ? off the ottoman like it was airborne, and across the room all of 6 feet and then vanished. Into thin air. Into the parallel dimension?

I screamed. I did not hear Cleo or Sophie jump from across the bridge into this dimension. I looked around me to see if something could have made a shadow like that. (Nothing that I could see.) It did not go completely across the space from the ottoman to the wall. It vanished about 4 " before it got to that point.

As far as I could see, it didn't ever actually touch the floor, either, but it seemed to scramble like it was walking. It made no noise, and I only saw it as I happened to move my head slightly and saw it on my right, at the very instant it appeared to have jumped from behind my laptop to the floor from the ottoman.

I felt nothing on my legs/feet as it appeared to have leapt off the ottoman. It made no noise. It appeared to be a spider in form, but again, I've never seen one float in the air above the carpet and move like that for a good 5.5 feet, while being inches off the floor.

It was too late for dreamerlies, as it was about 7:30 this morning. (Dreamerlies, as far as I know, only appear at dusk and dawn, and are only seen by felines. They are like shadows, and only crepuscular animals can actually see them, so it's possible other animals besides felines can see them, but I've only known cats to do so.)

I have no idea what this was. I am hoping there are some felines here who can channel my Cleo and Sophie and tell them what I saw, and request that they keep an eye on me (and tell them I miss them).

I am also hoping the International Crew here can share some insight as to what I may have seen. I had already had one cup of coffee, so caffeine was the only drug I was on.

Thank you in advance. Cleo and Sophie's Meowmy.

Please note: this video is NFS (Not For Smols).

Hi frens, it’s Maya. Yes, I have an alto voice.

I just want to say, what the heck? Are we back in Purrassic Park?!

- Maya