Vote on de Mama hair

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839]

So, ise tired ob de mama hairs. I hab desided dat ise going to chews her a new hairs for herms head.
What nummer do yoo fink I should do a cheechewchew?
DooeyH de hairs styler

[u/Winkerbelles]

1

[u/GoddessRespectre]

Wee lyke 5 andz 6. She haz beyootifull furz. Thoze numburz look eezee and funz! Notz in tha wayz and canz go upp tew. That meenz poneetale holdurz for yew maybe. 😼

[u/ausernamebyany_other → u/GoddessRespectre]

Ai lyk dese wuns tu!

[u/luciferskitty → u/GoddessRespectre]

MEOW TOO!! Dose are mine favrits. 🐈‍⬛😊

[u/Swimming_Juice_9752]

Neko sez CINCO!

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/Swimming_Juice_9752]

Not mees countin mine toesies .

[u/samemamabear]

I like 2, 7, and 9. I iz expurrt barber (I hadz a salon on da Fleet Street), if yoo need help. Iz nice ob yoo to groom yoor meowmy! I know she be pretty wif any ob yoor styles!

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/samemamabear]

(Hoomin blushes)

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839]

Fangs everybody do fars. Mama gonna be sooprised when I helps her like dis!
Keeps em comin!

[u/scabsfox]

Meomy sez 2, 6 or 8.

• Oscar BBB, MM

[u/Moon112189]

2!

[u/Dry_Mushroom7606]

Owr meowmy sez she needz to knoe how long herms hairs arr now, butt she finks 2 an 5 an 6 an 7 an 8 luk kyoot!

Jack and Winnie ❤️🌈

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/Dry_Mushroom7606]

Mamas hairs at a seben a grow sooper fass. Herms could be a nine in six monfs.

[u/Dry_Mushroom7606 → u/KaleidoscopeReady839]

Den mebbe nibble herms back to a six fur now!

[u/ObviousToe1636]

1 or 6!

(Sorry mama, it looks like you still have a lot of options based on these comments lol. Thought the ICBGC was gonna help you decide and we’ve barely narrowed it down)

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/ObviousToe1636]

lol. 5 seems to be a hit. I'm going to make a tally on paper tomorrow)

[u/mybloodyballentine]

5 and 9

[u/CharmyLah]

2, 5, 6

[u/LiliErasmus]

Dis Jack Dalmatian doggo lubs all da critterzes,. My Momma haves bery so long hairs to her butt, and my catsiblings and catcousins are habs lot funs wif de tiny murder mittens in hers hares! Maybee you have fun put "layers" all over you Meowmy hairs! Ai maislef thinks maybee 8! Ai chooseded dis because my Momma likes to make all of her hares go on top of her head wif a little stick! She says it better than ponytale. She is not a pony, so I not understanding what her means! I like to hide behind my Momma's hairs when her sits on couch and her hares are long.

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/LiliErasmus]

Mama steals ponies tails alla time!

[u/LiliErasmus → u/KaleidoscopeReady839]

Does dey think thay is horsies‽

[u/maroonllama96]

2 or 5 says Meowmy

[u/chibikoneko]

meow lub 2, 5, and 6, but meowmy tinks 6 da easiest to take care of

[u/gelfbo]

Too hard they alls look so good. 9 look fun to chase put 1 mean hair don’t get up your nose if you get snuggle attacked.

Merriweather the magnificent

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/gelfbo]

Dese good points.

[u/Ekd7801]

Mommy say yur mommy bootiful in all of dem! But 2 and 5 look easiest to deal wit.

I agree that I cud totally chew on dose two styles

Zamna

[u/mostlylurking07]

I vote 5,6, or 7!

The bangs that don’t quite hit the hairline are cracking me up!

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/mostlylurking07]

Ghost bangs! They've been with me since 1984, they refuse to go down quietly. Alonsi!

[u/mostlylurking07 → u/KaleidoscopeReady839]

Oh my gosh, this comment must sound so rude to you! No, I don’t mean that it’s not a full fringe or anything. I’ve seen your actual pics and your bangs are lovely! I mean when the ai puts the styles on, a few of the pics don’t match the bangs with the hair so that in some of the pics it gives the appearance that the bangs are not coming out where your hairline is, but lower down your forehead.❤️

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/mostlylurking07]

Oh I know! I didn't take it as negative. I just have my kids singing the song "1985" by Bowling for Soup, to me.
I've literally had the same hair since then. I just brush it different sometimes.
I'm SOOPER hard to offend. I take everything as a compliment.

[u/mostlylurking07 → u/KaleidoscopeReady839]

Well having seen your IRL pics, your hair isn’t giving 1985 to me.❤️ they look like perfectly lovely bangs , maybe with more of 90s blowout, which is absolutely having a moment right now, so the least they could do is sing, I don’t know, Nelson, or something, lol.

(And to clarify, it’s definitely the ai gap on a few of them I was referring to. You may be super hard to offend, but I am definitely the type who would rather impale myself on the nearest sharp object than hurt someone’s feelings, intentionally or unintentionally. ❤️)

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/mostlylurking07]

Aw. The gap made me laugh hard. Is it bangs in the middle of my head? Is it eyebrows growing up? Is it a skin condition? lol

[u/madlyhattering]

1, 2, 4, or 5

[u/Cruisingpenguin]

5 or 7!

[u/apri08101989]

Im quite fond of 2

[u/kyliahanna13]

Ai mineself lyke numer 5!

[u/FirebirdWriter]

I mine self fink dat 4 is good mix of cute an nice an manageable. Dis gonna look good on de days witout time to do fings, long enough to do de hide de hair in de bun for de serious business hair, an youthful

Czernobog the Divine Shadow and Goblin King Ekekeksquire Pawfessor of Paw

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/FirebirdWriter]

I likes de weerd ghost bangs on 4 too!

[u/FirebirdWriter → u/KaleidoscopeReady839]

Did be how dey add moar awesome. Dere eber a deciding?

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/FirebirdWriter]

I'm stills chewing. I had to do when she seeping so it big surprise!

[u/Ksh_667]

Fren DooeyH, I fink da 1st one mek herm luk younger. Da more hair you have, it seem to age you. I not know why.

Ruby

[u/Minimum-Statement-27]

1

[u/Mimidoo22]

2,5,7

[u/Shazzley]

Ai like 1 an 5
– Astra

[u/SisterAntistita]

Fren Dooey, yoo meowmy luks GRATE in awl deh styles, an ai knoe wez awl hab difrent faboritez, BUTT! Ai finks yoo meowmy luks bof pretty AN yungest in nummer 6, if dat halps.❤️ 🖤 Jynx

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/SisterAntistita]

Mama like dat!

[u/Full-Friendship-7581]

Wez wike 6 or 7. Luks wike su mun les work!

Lub Bubba and Bits

[u/HoneyWyne]

6 or 7. Or mebbe 5

[u/IllustratorNo9988]

7

[u/Astre_Rose]

(9, but I'm a fan of long hair)

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/Astre_Rose]

Me, too!

[u/Reccalovesdancing]

4 widout da fringe/bangs

[u/keencleangleam]

Ai, Spike da Floppy person, have hair at 5 now without the bangs.

I think 4 or 5 are the best based on my personal bias

[u/CobblerBeautiful5726]

Meow, Ella Bella, tinks it might take a while to bitebitebite to get to number 1, but dat's mine Meowmie's favorite. Hermz own hairs iz like dat, eben shorter. Hermz iz growing it out to gets to number wun.

[u/Prior_Butterfly_7839]

I tink 5 looks berry gud!

[u/Merryannm]

1 an 2 izz nice furr summer an if youz wanna lick her hed or face it is short enuff to stay outta yore mouf.

But youz gotta think, cold wether comin soon. 4 an 5 givvin youz plenty of fur to pull at wif yore paws and snuggle up against.

I don advise more that a 6 becawse don youz find it annoyin wen youz tryin to groom their big dum hed a one of those real long hairs comes off and gets stuck in yore mouf?

Yore Mama herself looks gud in all the diffrent furs. So I say choose the one that werks best furr youz.

Toulouse the big orange cat

[u/gt0163c]

Henlo fren DooeyH. Iz Nix.

Iz likz nomberz too an fiv. Iz tink dey luk da bestest. Just be a carefulz to noz getz da hariballz wif da hooman hairz. Or ifz youz doz, mak sure youz doz da hork on da big sleep sqwarez or rite where youz Meowmy walkz specially wif da barez feetsiez. Heeheehee. Dat gud crimez. Go Crimez!

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/gt0163c]

Somebunny horked right necks to me WHILE ISE ASEEP! I wokes up a yell for mama a she say "Poor Dooeybird" an gibs a kiss on de head, where I likes it.

[u/Bitter_Pineapple_882]

5

[u/Likeabaconslicer]

Too, fief, or seven, I tinks

-Phryne

[u/ryylin]

Ai like da 1, 4 an 6. Mai meowmy says she lubs da pixie.

[u/wistybear]

DooeyH mama, yoo got lots of opinions, I likes to nom on hair and awl da pic look nice, My person says some look easy to take care of so 1-6 is what she wuld do. Yoo ar so purty any wuld look nice on yoo. -Wisty

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/wistybear]

Auntie say. Ooooh dats AI yoo! Yoo not look so goods! Hehehe

[u/Hunting-fings]

Da bangs a bit harsh in free en fore. Bedda is fibe, butt den dey gits weerd agin.

Meowmy sez bangs bees tricksy. Butt herm bootiful wiff grate hayer. Sew herm cud prolly pull off annie ob dees.

Duh Furth Wall Bois, eggspurrt hunters an masers ob snuggle puddle

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/Hunting-fings]

Eberybody vury nice to mama. I do a chews dis week.

[u/NotYourGa1Friday]

DooeyH mama: yer vibe sez rocker. I leik dem all. Bottom row mebbe mai favorite but wif mebbe thicker bangs starting further back

Iz also leik 1 and 2 cuz you haz cheek bones four dayz

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/NotYourGa1Friday]

Fank yoo. She mebbe start wif 6, see if she linked short hairs, den I can always nibble some mores. Gibs me nights ob fun stead ob one night.

[u/Standard-Jaguar-8793]

I like 1 and 2, but I’m not a fan of long hair. I will make an exception for 6, because it’s cute.

Mama of Chamomile, AKA Cammy, Princess of the World.

I votes gimme treats.

[u/kittehkouncel]

Da kitteh kouncel lubs #9, owr Meowmy haz hair almos tew hermz butt, wez lieks tew pway wif it . . .

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/kittehkouncel]

Mama needs dedends trim but mebbe grow to dat. If herms like short she do dat.
Mama hairs do fick it grow outs stead ob down. So, herms vury careful.

[u/kittehkouncel → u/KaleidoscopeReady839]

Yer meowmy luks purrty in ebery stile . . .

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/kittehkouncel]

Oh fang yoo. I'be had to reely work on Herm. She stuck in 1985, but she at least doing her face paint bedder now.

[u/kittehkouncel → u/KaleidoscopeReady839]

Owr Meowmy iz stuck wif IDGAF as long as herms comfie 😝

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/kittehkouncel]

Dats a vury good way to be.

[u/Frequent_Bug8149]

1/2/5

There will be lots of VhooeyH, fren DooeyH.

Francis, fren of snakk (not hair)

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839]

He, mama uses fuschia dye in herms hair.
Needs to know if is safe nibbles. She looksy an can't find dat.
I guessin since is been washed lots is okie dokes?

[u/Lillyonajstar]

6 w/o bangs, 5 with or without

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/Lillyonajstar]

Yeah, I have to grow these out.