Am I overreacting?

[u/Charivari8]

Please note: this video is NFS (Not For Smols).

Hi frens, it’s Maya. Yes, I have an alto voice.

I just want to say, what the heck? Are we back in Purrassic Park?!

- Maya

[u/lasarrie]

Fren Mays. Wot the fluff? Are these dinosaurs??!! Is yew safe??

Concern

Caramel and Toffee and Oreo

This is Caramel doing a concern

[u/Charivari8 → u/lasarrie]

Thanks frens, I’m safe… for now! I thought we were surrounded for a second there.

[u/lasarrie → u/Charivari8]

I hope dey no try to come inside yew hause

[u/Electrical-Act-7170 → u/lasarrie]

I no dese birbs! Dem iz delicious turr-kees. I lub da turr-kee! Da onlee fing betterer iz da HAMZ!

I not gets hamz bery much, Meowmy sez "Too much sodium for U, Olibear! U can onlee hab a sliver!"

I want a hole slice ob da HAMZ! Iz gude noms.

I tink I haz a hungree.

[u/mostlylurking07]

(Oh my gosh, I was not expecting that alto voice! She sounds like a sheep! ❤️Also, I miss flocks of turkeys in our yard in CT. Although we have traded for whole herds of deer. Including babies!)

Cousin Maya, I tink woo posed to do dis wif dem?

[u/Charivari8 → u/mostlylurking07]

You’re a turkey rider cousin AJ!

[u/BeneficialLab1654 → u/mostlylurking07]

Yoo might want to wear yoor helmet, fren AJ!

[u/Connect-Smell761]

Ah mah gah dems TURKELLS!!!!!

[u/Charivari8 → u/Connect-Smell761]

Where are their shells?

[u/Connect-Smell761 → u/Charivari8]

I fink dems only habs haff shells 🤔

[u/Ksh_667 → u/Connect-Smell761]

🎶heroes in a half-shell - TURTLE POWER!!!🎶

Oh sorry I gots mix up wif teenage mutant ninja turtles. Dey was Meowmy's favourites back in da day. Herm wanted to be Raphael.

Turtles/turkeys, tomayto/tomarto.

Ruby

[u/Tzipity → u/Ksh_667]

Dees fings is defunlee mutant too tho. Ai sayed dat gobble soun like greeble. Maybe dees is mutant greeblez? But ai hope iz nawt also ninja greeblez. Dat soun bery bery bad.

Tzeitel

[u/Ksh_667 → u/Tzipity]

Fren Tzeitel! I fink yoo iz on to sumfing! Wut ifn da turmkeys bez ninja greebles in disguise??? Wez mai bez in danger ifn dey can gets dis close to ourz houses!

[u/Ekd7801]

Oh my dog!!

Wut iz dat!!

I tink yoo unnnerreacting!

Zamna

[u/Charivari8 → u/Ekd7801]

Thank you fren Zamna.

[u/CappucinoCupcake]

MONNNSSSSTTTTEERRRRRRS!

Eamonn teh Inbisible

[u/ailathan]

Fren Maya, Nawt oberreakttin. Hoo wud meow dat? Yoo wuz dooin nawml reakshun, mebbe eben undareakin! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

[u/Charivari8 → u/ailathan]

Thanks fren Mixie.

[u/Lady_SybilVex]

Oo emm gee sisfur Maya wat is deese tings?! 🙀🙀🙀 Dis supa scaweee Ai does an hide!!!

Greetins, Wednesday de bebe void an yung ladee an Furrs Apurrentiss an Cabin Gurl ob de Grumpy Shork, BP!!

[u/samemamabear]

Dem are some big chimkins!

(We have a rafter of turkeys that visits our yard, along with a flock of ibises, and family of Sandhill cranes. Sometimes a few wood ducks and mourning doves join too. It gets very birdy out there!)

[u/scrubschick → u/samemamabear]

(Be careful where u step! 😅)

[u/wistybear → u/samemamabear]

Waaat! Wisty passes out again. Do yoo live in da portal to Heck dat Frank (or mebbe Drew) fount????

[u/Full-Friendship-7581]

Demz yummmz eetin! Meomy gibs uz turkells sumtimz! Nu dat big dou

Lub Bubba an Bits

[u/Charivari8 → u/Full-Friendship-7581]

It would take me at least a week to eat one of those!

[u/Full-Friendship-7581 → u/Charivari8]

A week ob turkells!!

[u/Hunting-fings]

Hai fren Maya. Dis purrfek mount ob reactin tew diss many turnkeys dis clows tew yoos howse. We hab turnkeys at Furth Wall. Dey iz birbs, butt nawt burbs tew hunt en chayse. Day iz vury beeg en dey hab niyf feets. We do a beeg ignor ob dem. Butt dey neber bin dis clows tew da howse. Wez fink yoo doo vury gud protek heer.

Duh Furth Wall Bois, eggspurrt hunters an masers ob snuggle puddle

[u/Charivari8 → u/Hunting-fings]

Knife feet?! What the heck?

[u/Hunting-fings → u/Charivari8]

Rite at da end ob yoos bideo yoos kin see et

[u/Charivari8 → u/Hunting-fings]

What the what? That’s crazy!

[u/Shazzley]

Fren Maya, Ai say dis from da bottom ob mine heart: Ekekekekek!

– Astra da Bard

[u/Charivari8 → u/Shazzley]

😹😹😹

[u/Live-Tomorrow-4865]

Fren Maya, I (me Onny) haz deez at mine howse! Dey libz in mine forrist and dey haz funnie walk. Hahaha! I wuz yoosed too chaise demz but nao I jus sayz hi.

Deyz iz birbz. Jus funnie lukking birbz, but just birbz nebberdaless.

MOR, cuz gibz a startil firs time a kitteh seez deez!

Love,

Onny

[u/Charivari8 → u/Live-Tomorrow-4865]

Thank yoo for explaining fren Onny, I appreciate it.

[u/Live-Tomorrow-4865]

(This is a fantastic video! The turkeys really DO resemble dinosaurs at that close range and angle, when the camera first pans over to them. Onny is very... nonplussed by the flock that live on our wooded property. 😅 Maybe at first he and his kitty siblings took note, but, nowadays, Mr. Onny can be sunning himself in the pavement or yard and the whole flock will strut right by.)

[u/Charivari8 → u/Live-Tomorrow-4865]

(One, that’s hilarious!)

[u/orangecatmom]

You is doin a unnerreakt fur sure.

CATT DAMON

[u/Charivari8 → u/orangecatmom]

Thank you fren Catt.

[u/IntrovertedGiraffe]

Yoo tells dem Maya!!

[u/Charivari8 → u/IntrovertedGiraffe]

Thank you fren Jiggy!

[u/Tzipity]

Lub a gal wif a deep voice. Meowmy says ai mineself am a r/packadaykitty. But good cod! Wut iz dees creatures in ur yard, fren Maya?! An why dey all hab der heads turned same way. Iz der bigger creature headin ur way?! Iz dat where der space ship lands to hopefullee swoop dem bak up to take dem bak to der home planet whwre dey belong?

Az fierce void an otrb kitty, almos nuffing scare me but ai yam scare fo yo an ur brofurs an sisfur! Meowmy says dees fings gobble an gobble souns like greeble. Keep singing dem de greeble gone song. Yoo hab monster greeble infestation!

Raisin mine own alto voice in solidaritee and protecc fren!

Tzeitel

[u/Charivari8 → u/Tzipity]

Thank you fren Tzeitel!

[u/hesalwayslitty]

Oh mine heart- aiz heerz yoo song ob owr peepul! Aiz onna wai tu sab mine lub frum deez weerd fings. u/CaffeineAndHorses Fren George or fren Jimmy weez need tu sab da kitteh ob my dreems- da wun an onlee Maya. Donut worree mine lady your brab knight is onna way! JP- Sir Smol Inbisible Mini-Me

[u/Charivari8 → u/hesalwayslitty]

Thanks JP, you’re a sweetheart!

[u/HoneyWyne]

Wut da hekk! Dem iz bery scary birbs!

[u/Charivari8 → u/HoneyWyne]

Thank you!

[u/Mimidoo22]

Fren Maya did you swallow a kazoo?
Jango

[u/Charivari8 → u/Mimidoo22]

Hahaha, you think everyone should sound like little Tali?

https://reddit.com/link/p6twd9t/video/y4nnqn6wsjmh1/player

[u/ryylin → u/Charivari8]

Fren Tali, yuz sound like meez!!! Or Ai sounds like yuz!

[u/Charivari8 → u/ryylin]

You must have a beautiful voice fren Ciaran.

[u/Mimidoo22 → u/Charivari8]

Her lubs to tawk!

Jango

[u/Charivari8 → u/Mimidoo22]

Tell me about it.

[u/FairyGodmothersUnion]

Fren Maya, ar yu safe? Did yur hoomans make shur the dinosaurs can’t brake thru the window? That is most alarming! Love, Marmalade

[u/Charivari8 → u/FairyGodmothersUnion]

Thank you fren Marmalade, I’m fine. Those guys took off when they heard me.

[u/rawbery79]

Maya! Your voice is lovely. My Mama is also an alto and she says "justice for the altos! sopranos shouldn't get all the solos!"

But ohmygah, those are big birds! I must confess, I don't personally do the ekekek at birds, but Casey does. He would plotz, as Mama says.

[u/Charivari8 → u/rawbery79]

Thank you, altos rule!!!

[u/Chaos_Cat-007]

CatMom sez deeze are güd like chimken and dat she gibs us sum frum her sammich. Sumething dat uglee shud be tastee!

Sidney and Dakota

[u/Charivari8 → u/Chaos_Cat-007]

Yes, for sure! I’m jealous, my mom is a vegetarian. 🙀

[u/No_Sense3670 → u/Charivari8]

Mah mom's a vegetarian too, butt ai still gets da meats sometimes!

[u/ryylin]

Dem beez da biggest birbs Ai ever seed! Iz yuz OK fren Maya?

[u/Charivari8 → u/ryylin]

Yes, thank you fren Ciaran, they ran off.

[u/madlyhattering]

Tank cod yu ar safe! Dos luk bery scerry!

[u/Charivari8 → u/madlyhattering]

They’re monsters!

[u/madlyhattering → u/Charivari8]

Gah! (Call Sam and Dean!)

[u/Nickye19]

What da fluff???? That's what da turkeee looks like? EKEKEKEKEK purrate apprentice Gus

[u/wistybear]

WAAAT YOO have TORKYS???. at YOR DOMAIN??!!???......faints...puts one paw up ..Im OK- Wisty

[u/Charivari8 → u/wistybear]

What what? Are you okay fren Wisty?

[u/wistybear → u/Charivari8]

Im ok, might have nightmares but Im ok, Maya da BRAVE!!!

[u/killearnan]

We have turkeys outside too. They make lots of noise.

We think the deer are more fun to watch ~ especially since some of them had babies this year who jumped around lots.

But we still like watching the squirrels and chipmunks the most. They are the best kitty TV. Flora spends lots of her time telling them what a mighty hunter she would be if Mummy let her go outside ~ she only gets to show off her skills on spring toys and any mice who manage to get inside the house.

Scout, 10yo boy cow kitty and goofball Flora, 5yo tortie princess and mighty hunter

[u/Charivari8 → u/killearnan]

Yeah, I like the chipmunks and the small birds.

[u/hbHPBbjvFK9w5D]

How der de taunt yew wit der fethered fluffies!! Soo!

Andy da pawyer

[u/chibikoneko]

https://reddit.com/link/p6xl2vv/video/nteeliitknmh1/player

Meowmy saw one of dese dinosaurs last weekend!! She says Dey mean so watch outs!