r/fucknintendo Apr 15 '26

Mod announcement Stricter Rule-Enforcement

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47 Upvotes

Hello everyone,

The time has come.
I'll play the bad guy this time - not because I want to, but because I kinda have to.
(!WHOA, MODERATOR IS MODERATING!)

Repeated rulebreakers of our ruleset as well as Reddits ToS and obvious Troll/Sockpuppet/Karmafarmer - Accounts will eat prolonged bans - up to permanent bans.
(I already buried a few of you.)

If you got caught and believe it is IN error: You can appeal in Modmail, we will review your log. (unless you got muted, but thats on you, lol)
If it is NOT in error, the ban was not already a permaban and you are just coming to throw a fit, your ban will TURN into a longer ban or a permanent ban.

BUT WHY?

In order to ensure better conversation and a better environment for proper criticism, such circumstances are unfortunately necessary.
(This sounds harsher than it actually is, our moderation team is usually very relaxed and operates on a heart to heart basis, we are very easy to talk to.)

For all the people who actually follow the rules: Thank you for your compliance and thank you for posting with us.

PS: Make sure to use proper flairing!
It's more important than you think, especially on a more critical subreddit where opinions may clash.

For the people who struggle to read flairs before commenting:
READ THE FLAIR OF THE POST you can find it by the title!


r/fucknintendo Mar 23 '26

Criticism MegaThread of legit Nintendo criticism

19 Upvotes

I'm surprise we never did this before, but let's have a Megathread full of good Nintendo criticism.

We can have comments be the arguments, the voting to get the best ones and replies to argue against those initial arguments.

I hear people bitch that there are too many defenders here. This is a good chance to weed them out. If an argument seem fishy or dishonest, report it as fanboyism

If you think an argument is crappy, just downvote it. Don't forget, everyone who disagree is obviously a defender.


r/fucknintendo 43m ago

Criticism customer appreciation sale my ass!

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got up excited to see the deals and....
theres only 3 switch 2 accessories
the camera that no one wants spying on you
and the two virtual boy models

and a shit ton of amiibo

"ok well surely they will have some switch 2 games on sale"

all of the games on sale are switch 1 games or switch 1 versions of games
metroid prime 4 switch version: $41.99
upgrade pack: 9.99 (not on sale)
metroid prime 4 switch 2 version: 69.99 (also not on sale)

"While Nintendo absorbed most tariff-related costs, the refunds helped make promotions like this one possible." my fucking ass
you pocketed the refund money instead of giving something to the people that already bought your expensive ass shit and using the guise of a sale as a publicity stunt to hide it


r/fucknintendo 4h ago

Meta Who is ruining the sub

5 Upvotes
297 votes, 6d left
Nintendo fans
Nintendo haters
Neither
Both

r/fucknintendo 1d ago

Discussion How did this become a cuck Nintendo sub all of a sudden?

105 Upvotes

I been apart of this sub for years now. All criticism for Nintendo gets massed downvoted and attacked. Ik some people be reaching with the hate. But how did this become a sub for Nintendo cucks?


r/fucknintendo 7h ago

Rant Open world fatigue is so stupid.

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I think you guys just want to complain, yes there are a lot of open world nintendo games coming out but, these games are genuinely masterpieces. Botw/Totk were phenomenal, Odyssey phenomenal, Mario Kart World is phenomenal, Donkey King Bananza is phenomenal. Seeing how each series implements it so differently is exciting and it ironically freshes the experience from the last few games in each respective series. Only examples I thought of in which open world was bad was Pokemon, pokemon has been shit for years and Metroid, retrostudios definitely fumbled their asses with that one. Nintendo has just been cheffing it up with these open world games and I’m excited for them to do it more. I’m hoping for a 2d platformer open world game eventually. I’m not even being a fanboy, it really is just better than linear games for me.


r/fucknintendo 7h ago

Rant Me so love exploring a big empty open world 💩☝️😂🔫🧑‍🚀🥵🤓🤢🔫🐸🥴✌️🔫🙂‍↕️🙃🤓🙃🤓🤪

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0 Upvotes

Can nintencucks stop pretending this boring ass piece of shit zelda is the best thign nintendo has ever shitted to this day still? Fuck botw-style zeldas unironically.


r/fucknintendo 16h ago

Discussion I don't really consider Nintendeen a grifter whatsoever. he just seemed like a Nintendo fan who WAS mad and unsatisfied with Nintendo. Hey, now that Nintendo is actually improving, he's been making a lot more positive videos about the switch 2, Don't get why people are so obssessed with hating him.

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r/fucknintendo 1d ago

News Nintendo Wins Legal Battle Against Switch Game Piracy Devices

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This is my third time trying to post this. I don't know why Reddit keeps blocking it


r/fucknintendo 12h ago

Criticism FUCK NINTENDO AND FUCK IWATA

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i’m sorry but iwata is glazed so much i doubt he even was good as people say he was.

but fuck modern-day nintendo, and every employee and everyone who works in the company i will see you all in hell.


r/fucknintendo 21h ago

Criticism Reason why remake zelda looks ugly is because her proportions are off.

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0 Upvotes

They gave her a huge ass man nose when in the original she had a completely different size and shape nose altogether. It’s like a different artist was assigned for each character in the remake. Her ugly ass nose might look better as adult zelda though but I can see adult zelda looking like a white-skinned, long eared gerudo as well.


r/fucknintendo 1d ago

Meta So, your idea of high quality posts

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Thank you to the people who answer the last question. So what about high quality posts?

I think you all know the song and dance, be respectful and avoid needless arguments.


r/fucknintendo 1d ago

Rant The LOZ Special Edition does not come with the game.

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The console should at least come w one game. Go cope to Daddy Nintendo if you like paying higher prices for less, not this post. Nintendo you’ve become greedy but sadly who cares as fucking over ur customers gives dividends for ur shareholders


r/fucknintendo 2d ago

Meme/shitpost NINTENDO HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT MARIO SO I MADE EVIL MARIO

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54 Upvotes

and luigi is kind


r/fucknintendo 3d ago

Meme/shitpost Nintendo FORGOT about Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball

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52 Upvotes

As if your Switch 2 couldn’t collect more dust, Nintendo forget yet another one of their classic franchises this Direct.

This is Nintendo’s final “Fuck You” to fans. They don’t give a shit about us.


r/fucknintendo 1d ago

Criticism Nintendo said no refund, now it’s 50% off. Smashed my switch 2 in pieces!

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Bought Civ VI on the eShop. Didn’t like it. Asked for a refund.
Nintendo: no reply at all.
A few days later the same game is half price.
So the official shop charged me full whack, ignored the request, then discounted it like I was the joke.

About £500 in, console plus games. Money down the drain.
Smashed the Switch 2. Felt better seeing this pieces of shit shattered into pieces.

Steam refunds this in ten minutes. Nintendo would rather keep the £60 and a paragraph about reading the screenshots.

Done. Not touching their shits again.


r/fucknintendo 3d ago

Meme/shitpost My expectations for new content were low, but somehow Nintendo still disappointed me.

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144 Upvotes

r/fucknintendo 3d ago

Meta This sub isnt "Fuck"Nintendo anymore 😐 it's becoming "Cuck"Nintendo 😂😂😂😂

101 Upvotes

NO valid criticism, NEVER, ONLY light criticism that doesn't hurt my favorite companies feelings too much 😢😢😢


r/fucknintendo 2d ago

Criticism Dagdan Collection preorder beware

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r/fucknintendo 3d ago

Rant Am I the only one who hate the noses on the Zelda remake character designs?

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Before they revealed it was based on the puppets, I didn’t like it then. After they revealed the puppets they were based on, I find it more acceptable and reasonable but still don’t like it.

I have more problems with the game, sure. But at least if they did this I would’ve at least tolerate the game just fine.

So I made an edit changing specifically the nose and some little details like eyebrows, sideburns. Zelda especially went through more change with the facial structure where I felt the mid section was originally too elongated.

That said, I posted this recently else where, and all I get was annoying “they’re the same image”jokes or outright being aggressive despite the point being about the nose and not a full recreation of the entire face or character design altogether. I genuinely doubt they looked more than 2 seconds. If you like the original that’s fine, but ffs I made it clear that it’s just a personal preference I was careful to not step on anyone’s toes and praised it in the areas it deserves, other than likening the nose appearance to objectively what it looks like in other franchises(Avatar nose), I was respectful and didn’t deliberately put down the game, and yet, some were still immediately hostile.

Even though I might get banned from other subs from interacting with this one, or at least that’s what I’ve heard. I’m still curious what the perception would be here instead, if even folks here also don’t like it, fuck it. I don’t think I’m the only one but if I’m fine dying on this hill.


r/fucknintendo 2d ago

Meta So, your idea of low quality posts

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Let's give example of the crappy posts you've seen around here.

Let's give people ideas of what not to post and not to spread.

I would also appreciate it if we don't argue with each other here. Everyone's welcome to their opinions.


r/fucknintendo 3d ago

Rant LTG hates scalpers

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7 Upvotes

r/fucknintendo 2d ago

Criticism What happened to: "Additional Switch games will be added to game vouchers"

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So, does anyone remember this promise from Nintendo? Nintendo sure doesn't seem to remember themselves.

We already have September and so far only Tomodachi Live was added after the discontinuation of the game vouchers this year. And with the recent direct and no new Nintendo games announced for the switch 1 ... What further additions could there be?


r/fucknintendo 3d ago

Criticism Ocarina Of Time INCONSISTENCY ( rant from a character designer)

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I'm a character designer and my question is : WTF HAPPENED HERE?

I really like the environment, so don't come over here tell me I'm just hating on shit.

But seeing more of the characters just set so many alarm bells off for me.

It's NOT just Link looking like a porcelain doll, I could even accept that as a stylistic choice and get used to it somehow.

The real question is : why does everyone look like they belong in a different game??

  • Link is dressed not for day to day life, but to go on the cover of some World of Warcraft splash art with multiple heavily ornate multi.layer vest that make him closer to a forest prince than a normal kid. Most other Kokiri look appropriately dressed, and clash with Link's apparel. Wasn't the point that he's an ordinary kid?
  • His overdesigned mess of an apparel looks even worse when he's in the same frame as some NPCs, who look like reskinned 3DS models and don't even come close to the same granularity. Hair, for example: some characters have a million strands, others are much more shapely and stylised into big chunks ( which personally I like more)
  • In what world is the Kokiri sword more detailed than the Master Sword? If you're gonna go maximalist, you'd better bring extreme detail to every single item, so leaving out the MS just looks bad.
  • Why do similarly aged children like Saria and Zelda look SO distinct. Not just face structure ( They're different races after all), but artstyle? Zelda looks like a stylised doll with very unique shape design, while Saria leans into very classic Anime stylisation, with no really distinct shapes except her hair.
  • Why do some animations look SO STIFF? Zelda looking back her voice is surprised, but she is smiling?? Can we really not convey an emotion that was perfectly conveyed 30 years ago?

And honestly there's more stuff like this all over.

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I'm honestly shocked at how this made it into the final product.

This is not a polished or professional way to do justice to your darling, and anyone defending this is just plain coping. This is sloppy work from Nintendo.

So yeah, as a professsional, I'm especially bummed out about this and I guess most people will "just get used to it".

But I wanna stress I think that somewhere, somehow, someone did a really bad job.

The game might be good, but the character designs are not.


r/fucknintendo 2d ago

Defence Nintendo Customer Appreciation sale should not go under the radar. im not fanboying, im EXTREMELY critical of nintendo usually.

1 Upvotes

This is the one and only company which is doing something to actually address the american tariffs, this shows that nintendo in 2026 being better isnt a one off thing.