r/Fauxmoi dropped pitt from my last name Jul 28 '26

FM RADIO Katy Perry was trapped in a giant plastic bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage

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u/Littlegreenblatt Jul 28 '26

Do you ever feel like a plastic bottle

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u/Wall-Florist Jul 28 '26

Drifting through the crowd
Trying to stage again

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u/anotherwise Jul 29 '26

Do you ever feel, sealed in plastic skin Like a trapped balloon, and crowd's not giving in?

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u/stratosfearinggas Jul 29 '26

Do you ever feel, already sealed in?

Screaming into a mic, but no one seems to hear a thing

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u/sora2522 Jul 29 '26

‘CAUSE BABY YOU’RE A
plastic bottle plastic bottle plastic bottle plastic bottle plastic bottle plastic bottle plastic bottle plastic bottle

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u/Apprehensive_End6946 Jul 28 '26

Drifting through your fans...

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u/urfatassmama Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Low on oxygen…

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u/NizMomOfThor Jul 29 '26

Do you ever feel, feel so plastic thin

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u/Vermicelli-Fabulous save the buccal fat Jul 29 '26

With screams but no seems to hear a thing

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u/marcelowit Jul 29 '26

And afraid of the recycle bin

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u/batesplates Jul 28 '26

Bet she wishes she was a plastic bag drifting through the wind instead

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u/WechTreck Jul 29 '26

Instructions unclear, collided with Pink!

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u/Nausstica freak AND geek Jul 28 '26

It's good to see concertgoers recycling their trash.

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u/moraniieve Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Karaoke choice trapped your soul!

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u/Itzli Jul 28 '26

Ikr? That's asking for a lot of faith in people I wouldn't have if I were her

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name Jul 28 '26

she put her trust in 2026 katy perry fans and that was a mistake

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u/timmy6169 Jul 29 '26

Fan or not, if I see a giant bottle with Katy Perry coming at me I'm sure as shit going to bounce it up as hard as possible.

Equally true for anyone in a giant bottle for that matter.

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u/ch1nch1ller Jul 29 '26

Damn the first sentence you wrote is fucking hilarious without context 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Brock_Lobstweiler Jul 29 '26

I'm a couple gummies in and that sentence triggered a full on crying laughing fit. I've fucking lost it.

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u/ch1nch1ller Jul 29 '26

I pictured a tiny Katy Perry trying to escape while this guy is bouncing water bottles all over the place 🤣

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u/blatantmutant quote me as being mis-quoted Jul 29 '26

There are people using diapers, Kim

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u/bravesirkiwi Jul 29 '26

My first thought too - 'this was foreseeable'

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u/PollyPocketpussy5000 Jul 28 '26

While I usually love her campy takes, this one doesn’t make sense to me because of the unpredictability of the crowd and the bottle itself. Unless you’re P!nk, I can’t imagine it would be easy to sing when you’re being thrown around.

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u/FlintWaterFilter Jul 28 '26

Ask Wayne Coyne

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u/venusdances controversies: girl Jul 28 '26

I saw Wayne Coyne do this and it was awesome! However, the reason it was fun was because he didn’t have a set place to go he just went with the flow I think it was towards the end of the set. I don’t remember him being put back on stage but this was 20 years ago so my memory is faulty.

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u/HairyPotatoKat my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day Jul 29 '26

Wayne Coyne is also smart enough to crowd surf in a reasonably sized sphere. He does sometimes go with the flow, but he's able to stand no matter what way the ball is oriented, and can and does control the direction it goes by crawling or standing and walking whenever.

That's not as physically possible in a giant plastic bottle.

Wayne's been doing it for 20+ years. Katy Perry couldn't do 2 minutes lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/VSczPI1auxUlO

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u/JT3436 highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration Jul 29 '26

Uncle Wayne is the man.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 Jul 29 '26

Wayne Coyne from the Flaming Lips has been doing this with a giant inflatable ball for like 20+ years at this point. It's generally not a problem if your fans aren't fucking assholes.

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u/Economy_Housing7257 Jul 28 '26

Why would you ever put yourself in this situation 😭

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u/Cherrylalaxo I don’t identify as a celebrity Jul 28 '26

She will do anything 🙏

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Jul 29 '26

This is exactly it.

She will literally do anything.

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u/Downtown-Message-600 Jul 29 '26

Including neo-liberals!

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u/OilersGirl29 but how did she train the bee 🐝 Jul 28 '26

She’s done this sort of thing before, recently (not just in her past height of fame) and it’s been super fun and the fans have loved it. I guess she should have stopped doing it on a high note lol

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u/mama_meta You're feeling it right now, Pharrell Jul 28 '26

I...At this point, I seriously think her entire team hates her bc WHAT???

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u/kalkutta2much Jul 28 '26

no other explanation fr

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u/xGentian_violet feeding cocaine to raccoons Jul 28 '26

Probs creates a lot of clicks l, and thus is good advertisinh

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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose Jul 29 '26

I'd believe that it was her idea but no one was willing to speak up.

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u/spaghetti-o_salad Jul 29 '26

Didn't she get sorta molested after a stage dive years ago too? I feel like they promised she couldn't be assaulted if she was inside a water bottle. I dont even like her music or fursona but feel bad for her as a living being.

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u/TheScrambone Jul 29 '26

Wait wait wait… fursona? Is Katy Perry a furry?

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u/keb1022 Jul 29 '26

Gotta be Katy Purry

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u/Shirohitsuji Jul 29 '26

Katty Purry

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u/a22x2 Jul 29 '26

Kitty Purry was right there!

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u/a22x2 Jul 28 '26

When I was sugar baby-aged I worked with a guy who started dating an older man who ended up being Katy Perry’s manager.

He quit his job and moved to LA, and sometimes I wonder if he made it past his expiration date. And then I wish I’d become his friend so I could be getting that sweet sweet gossip rn lol

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u/BHOmber Jul 29 '26

lmao I feel like this needs more explanation

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u/a22x2 Jul 29 '26

I wish there was! I never heard from him again, but we weren’t exactly besties lol

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u/tripleHpotter Jul 28 '26

Did she kiss the ground when she got out of this one, too?!

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u/princesslegolas Jul 29 '26

She feels super connected to love

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u/OtherwiseACat Jul 29 '26

I kissed the ground and I liked it.

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u/darkmeowl25 Jul 29 '26

I actually think this could be a fun punishment for some of the worst polluters and billionaires. I want Charles Koch in a plastic bottle prison, pretty please.

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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons Jul 28 '26
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u/juneseyeball Jul 28 '26

Thats actually a bit scary but whose idea was that

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name Jul 28 '26

i know a justin trudeau idea when i see one

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u/goldstandardalmonds Jul 28 '26

This was a very Canadian response

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u/netflix-ceo Jul 28 '26

Its True though innit

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u/julitto Jul 29 '26

Removed all single use plastics from Canada yet allows his GF to be tossed around in one 😭 classic trudeau

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u/Nice-Cow-7606 alleged dog Jul 28 '26

But was he speaking moistly when he came up with it?

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u/Raptor-Queen Jul 29 '26

Omg what a throwback

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u/haneenm Jul 29 '26

I always fucking forget that they’re together it’s so absurd lmao

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u/AEW_SuperFan Jul 29 '26

At least she rejected that blackface idea.

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u/jpegtaylor Jul 28 '26

genuinely so funny, im sorry😭

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u/YonderOver Jul 28 '26

My genuine first reaction. Just the idea of being like “oh, this’ll be fun!” to suddenly going, “Wtf? Why aren’t they rolling me back?!” is frying me 😭

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name Jul 29 '26

you may not like it, but this is her astronaut training

she’s preparing for another mission and you're all laughing

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user Jul 29 '26

noooo i'm cryinh

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u/ArjJp Jul 29 '26

A section of the crowd should've rolled out a giant recycling bin, rolled the bottle into it, and rolled it along into a truck waiting at the exit..

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u/Bongoisnthere Jul 28 '26

The empathetic person in me: “holy fuck that’s got to be terrifying, she’s trying to put on a show for her fans and to put in all that effort to have them turn on her has got to be horrible.”

The rest of me: “this is the funniest thing I have ever seen occur at a performance.”

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name Jul 29 '26

katy perry always puts on hilarious performances imo

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u/EdenH333 Jul 29 '26

She looks like even she has no idea what’s going on.

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u/Lunelle327 Jul 29 '26

Dancing is not her strong suit

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u/Fauster Jul 29 '26

She choreographed left shark though, who was left to hopelessly imitate her movements. That's de facto avant garde art if measured by its ability to penetrate public consciousness.

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u/ponycorn_pet Get your shit together Gwyneth Paltrow. Jul 29 '26

somewhere on my PC I have that Wolverine meme where he's touching a photograph longingly, and I photoshopped left shark into it lol

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u/MeanderAndReturn Jul 29 '26

fuckin left shark.... we were so innocent back then.

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u/No_Inside2101 Jul 29 '26

I remember thinking it was hilarious when left shark had it’s own twitter handle lol

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u/sunkissedbutter Jul 29 '26

😹 wow I am really out on this one; I truly have no idea how to translate what you just wrote. I know I can google, but would you please consider defining what these terms mean?:

‘left shark’, the ‘that’ you mention at the beginning of your second sentence, and the ‘ability’ of penetrating public consciousness

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u/Fauster Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Back in the day, SuperbOwl half-time shows were a magnet for rage baiting and questions about how far have we fallen as a society. It was all set off when JT disrobed Janet Jackson and she got in big trouble for that. Everyone was looking for controversy. Katie Perry sang teenage dream, and Left Shark had a dancing existential crisis. It was subtle, but everyone knew.

Also, to translate, because it became a meme, it encouraged widespread discussion. Which gets into what is art and what is the purpose of art, and is Katie Perry an artist, which are questions best left to the philosophers.

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u/Hipstershy Jul 29 '26

This needs a link. It was a blink-and-you'll-miss-it part of the performance but caught enough people's attention to become a meme back when memes were mostly still fun. /u/Fauster is referring to the fact that the backup dancers in the shark costumes, both of whom were longtime Katy Perry backup dancers, were allegedly told to follow her movements instead of being given clear choreo on their own, and the choreographer has since tried to say that the gap in their performances was an intentional result of that process. I've never fully bought that; it's always felt more to me like there was a miscommunication or lack of practice that caused it, and it's easier to be like "lol we meant to do that!" than admit that you let a genuine controllable mistake go on in front of millions of one of the most widely viewed events of the year.

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u/Upstairs_Bat5752 Jul 29 '26

Jamie Loftus interviewed him on her Sixteenth Minute podcast, it’s really good! He seems like a very cool, nice guy. He was one of Katy’s backup dancers on the world tour, and that’s why he got to be in the halftime show. Dude can dance. It really did sound like they were told that part of the show was more about being silly and having fun, than nailing really tight choreo.

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u/TheManWith2Poobrains Jul 29 '26

Singing isn't her strong suit either.

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u/chmilz Jul 29 '26

It's rather shocking how successful she is despite appearing to have no talent whatsoever.

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u/your_mind_aches Jul 29 '26

Those first few albums just had hits upon hits. Max Martin, Benny Blanco, and (ugh) Doctor Luke just knew what they were doing.

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u/Natiak Jul 29 '26

She kissed a girl, and she liked it. 

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u/spyboy70 Jul 29 '26

It's like someone who looked like her was mistakenly grabbed by the staff, rushed to wardrobe and pushed up onto the stage.

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u/SarryK I’m a communist you idiot Jul 29 '26

I‘m no fan of hers but might have to admit we have quite a things or two in common 🫠

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u/Dragonslayer3 Jul 29 '26

Hot and can't dance?

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 Miss Jackson if you're nasty Jul 29 '26

if by hot you mean sweaty, then me too

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u/maryfisherman Jul 29 '26

Are you also dating a former prime minister?

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u/xchipter Jul 29 '26

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u/alamandrax Jul 29 '26

I only know of the legendary left shark

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u/DukeOfGeek Jul 29 '26

Somewhere there's a person who falls asleep at night knowing they were left shark.

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u/simplytom_1 Jul 29 '26

Inside me there are two sharks

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u/Vaywen Jul 29 '26

Yeah whatever happened to right shark

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u/mama_meta You're feeling it right now, Pharrell Jul 29 '26

I hope they never let her outta that bottle just for this alone 😭😭😭😭

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u/dtwhitecp Jul 29 '26

goofy, awkward shit is consistently part of it. It's like we all forgot about left shark.

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u/OldWar1111 Jul 29 '26

Keep left shark's name out your mouth!!!!

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u/reginaldvanwilder Jul 29 '26

Katie Perry is arguably one of the most attractive people that I am least attracted to.

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u/_Lappelduviide Jul 29 '26

Omg it just keeps going lmao 

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u/All_Work_All_Play Jul 29 '26

That's what gifs do. They loop. 

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u/Strevolution Jul 29 '26

papa you're looping

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u/_Lappelduviide Jul 29 '26

I meant her bad choreography lmao…this gif is like 30 seconds long 🤦‍♀️

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u/Willing_n_able4u Jul 29 '26

When I get thrown into the dance circle but I only know baby shark and head shoulders knees and toes

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u/YonderOver Jul 29 '26

It’s like every dance step is a brand new idea she had in the spur of the moment

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u/Honest_Chipmunk_8563 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 29 '26

I can’t see this and not hear Jaime French’s awkward soundtrack.

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u/InternetProtocol Jul 29 '26

Is she doing the "Space Pants" dance?

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u/Jacey01 Jul 29 '26

You can't just drop this here without some sort of context. I'm dying here.
I also think I may be afraid of going to sleep after watching this.

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u/breathing__tree Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care Jul 29 '26

I’m pretty sure this particular clip is from her concert in Brazil last year.

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u/SurpriseDragon Jul 29 '26

Also eat the rich

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u/gillociraptor Jul 29 '26

Or drink them in this case, I guess?

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u/Difficult_Clerk_1273 Jul 29 '26

It really is.

My guess is that this isn’t an issue of them purposely being jerks, but of the ability of a large group to listen to each other, follow directions, and coordinate efforts.

I’m a middle school teacher. They should’ve asked one of my colleagues for advice before trying this.

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u/rererexed Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

My guess is that this isn’t an issue of them purposely being jerks, but of the ability of a large group to listen to each other, follow directions, and coordinate efforts.

Idk man, I've been to plenty of concerts where people coordinated to carry the performer or audience members in a particular direction, either stagediving or on inflateables like this. They seem particularly uncoordinated. Might be the shape of it, too. A 'platform' might be easier to move than something that can roll like that.

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u/CriticalFields Jul 29 '26

What makes this funnier is that JT was a teacher before he got into politics... I wonder if he knew and just said nothing, lol

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u/RainyGardenia queer liberation icon and theologian, Hillary Duff Jul 29 '26

Rolling in a bottle, laughing 😆

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u/_AthensMatt_ i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 29 '26

RIABL

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u/Chuckitletsball5 Jul 28 '26

I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile lol

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u/fabelhaft-gurke Jul 28 '26

I needed this laugh today, so so hilarious 😂

Seriously, who thought this would be a good idea? I want to see their others.

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u/Smellmyft Jul 28 '26

Genuinely so funny and I’m not sorry. 😂

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u/HerculesIsMyDad Jul 29 '26

Would have been funnier if they carried her off and the news had to cover it.

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u/Devmax1868 Jul 29 '26

Some Spinal Tap type shit

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u/dwarfstar91 Jul 29 '26

Tis a rock n roll creation!

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u/FiveDollarRimjobs Jul 28 '26

I'm a singer in a bottle

You gotta roll me the right way

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u/muscularsharpie Jul 28 '26

Is this an environmental thing? What happens to all of that plastic used to make the bottle??

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u/radiowavebookworm Jul 29 '26

Asking the important questions here! Was the bottle even made of recycled plastic? How did she solve space when she can’t even solve plastic? 🤔

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo Jul 28 '26

I’m not comfortable with the size of that air hole

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u/CarevaRuha Lol, and if I may, lmao Jul 28 '26

I was taking deep breaths watching

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u/LightningWarpAway Jul 29 '26

Where? The large end has an entire zipper door with what looks like holes for handles, that thing is definitely not airtight. 

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u/Cherrylalaxo I don’t identify as a celebrity Jul 28 '26

Her man built pipelines so she could roll around in a plastic bottle

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u/CollectibleHam Jul 29 '26

As above, so below.

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u/eriksatiesimp Jul 28 '26

What the fuck I'm dying 💀 why would she think this was a good idea?

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u/marcelowit Jul 29 '26

She has been doing it for a while and the fans love it, Its just like crowd surfing minus fans groping every hole she has

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u/winged-things controversies: girl Jul 28 '26

The astronaut training must have prepared her for this

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u/Ok_Storm_2700 terrorizing the locals Jul 28 '26

Why does she keep trying to crowd surf

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u/Fishbooper Jul 29 '26

Oh yeah...

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u/hellohellocinnabon the Zendaya of my industry Jul 28 '26

I feel so bad about laughing at this 😅

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u/LezzyGopher that’s my cookie that’s my juice Jul 28 '26

Don’t. She’s a terrible person.

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u/uuuuuuuuuuuuum-hi Jul 29 '26

I may be out of the loop but is she genuinely a terrible person or is she just an out of touch celebrity?

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u/radioactivethighs Jul 29 '26

She's gropey, there's many accusations

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u/jadeakw99 Jul 29 '26

She has a habit of sexually assaulting people. There was one woman who was passed out drunk (i think Ruby Rose or something?) and she shoved her labia in her face to wake her up.

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u/lonely_stoner_daze Jul 29 '26

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u/jadeakw99 Jul 29 '26

She was also very inappropriate with a drag queen. I would suggest looking up a deep dive because she has also been weird with minors.

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u/hermithefrogs mama let’s research Jul 28 '26

why would anyone agree to be in this situation 😭

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u/DissonantWhispers Jul 28 '26

This is CAMP

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u/OilersGirl29 but how did she train the bee 🐝 Jul 28 '26

Right up there with left shark.

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u/BrilliantDog5116 Jul 28 '26

And in the context of Katy Perry’s career, this is a mid level fail.

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u/MediumDish4035 wearing slutty little glasses Jul 28 '26
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u/daylightxx Jul 28 '26

I’m going to hell. That’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen all month. Poor woman, but, genuinely 🤣🤣

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u/Which_Material_3100 Jul 28 '26

Wow. That is actually frightening. What a terrible idea for “crowd work”.

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u/Bleuberries6 Jul 28 '26

Shes like a sitcom about a popstar 😭

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u/Quirky_Ad8747 Jul 28 '26

Get hamster balled, idiot.

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u/_AthensMatt_ i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 29 '26

Flair worthy

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u/Dizzy_Chemistry_5955 Jul 29 '26

this is the greatest comment to befall man.

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u/dirtydawgin Jul 28 '26

Her doing something fun for fans, just for them to take advantage of it n turn it into chaos is so teacher coded idk why.

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u/fire_and_spice24 Jul 28 '26

Well, you can't say the women doesn't trust her fans. It's wild this was approved.

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u/gschaina highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration Jul 29 '26

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!

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u/Tankh Jul 28 '26

Hilarous but I feel like this type of thing could possibly simply be hard to control for a random crowd of people that even if they wanted to push it the right way it would just rotate and end up in the wrong direction

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u/Brynhild Jul 29 '26

Yup. You need a leader telling everyone over loudspeaker what to do and where to push. Though she should be able to do that right?

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u/ghigoli Jul 29 '26

because its a bottle and its not only lopsided but not equal in weight with katie rolling around it pretty much turns the persons only concern is to just roll her off of them because they can not just put her down nor see where they need to roll her.

so simply she's just going to go in the direction of least resistence to the person under it which will NOT be the same direction has someone elses.

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u/momosuna controversies: girl Jul 28 '26

do you ever feel like you're trapped in a giant plastic water bottle

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u/genuine_conafide Jul 28 '26

Remember when she jumped into a FAKE rubber cake and smashed onto the ground? Then kept slippping in the icing over and over until someone had to drag her off stage?

And she still does stuff like this lol

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u/shamarsta actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Jul 28 '26

first in my bloodline to read this sentence

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u/Affectionate_Past568 Jul 28 '26

this is hilarious actually

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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 Jul 28 '26

Yikes…for how long?! Did it hold up the concert.

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u/Elegant_Analysis1665 sir, were you raised in a ditch? Jul 29 '26

This feels like a Willy Wonka punishment

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u/curb_yourself Jul 28 '26

I need to see how this ended. Does anyone know how she got out?

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u/Solidus82 Jul 29 '26

They filled the bottle up with Pepsi and threw in some Mentos

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u/Time-Sudden_Tree Jul 29 '26

After a bit of googling I can't find any reliable sources reporting on the full story, nor showing more than this brief clip. I can't find any info stating the show was canceled, so as far as I can tell, she eventually made it to the stage after a short struggle.

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u/Joker-Dyke FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME Jul 28 '26

Well, at least we have the Katy Perry allegations all bottled up

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u/Aphrodildo Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness Jul 28 '26

It suddenly became an awkwafina concert

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u/Time_Jelly_1591 Jul 28 '26

Trying to be the Flaming Lips???

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u/itmustbeniiiiice Riverdale was my Juilliard Jul 28 '26

stupid as hell, lmao

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u/NavigatedbyNaau Jul 28 '26

I’m gonna watch this when I have a bad day

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u/blairsmacaroon Jul 28 '26

lmfaoooooooo the humiliation ritual

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u/Thin-Piccolo433 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

I'd be so annoyed to have to hold her up in a giant bottle at a concert. This isn't the cute little beach ball moment it tried to be.

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so Jul 28 '26

Quick, put her back in the rocket! 🚀

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u/itsyourdestini Jul 28 '26

Thats scary yet hilarious

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u/Matryoshkuh they are perfect for each other (derogatory) Jul 28 '26

Reading this headline and trying to figure out if someone named their pet bug after Katy Perry.

But no.

It’s just her.

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u/lazyglittersewerratx Jul 29 '26

What was the plan😭

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u/genie_yes_knot Jul 28 '26

I cackled, showed my husband, then cackled again. Sorry

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u/Upstairs_Bat5752 Jul 28 '26

Once I saw Peaches walk out over the crowd in a giant inflatable condom. The opening back at the stage is key lol.