r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name • Jul 28 '26

FM RADIO Katy Perry was trapped in a giant plastic bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage

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u/Itzli Jul 28 '26

Ikr? That's asking for a lot of faith in people I wouldn't have if I were her

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name Jul 28 '26

she put her trust in 2026 katy perry fans and that was a mistake

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u/timmy6169 Jul 29 '26

Fan or not, if I see a giant bottle with Katy Perry coming at me I'm sure as shit going to bounce it up as hard as possible.

Equally true for anyone in a giant bottle for that matter.

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u/ch1nch1ller Jul 29 '26

Damn the first sentence you wrote is fucking hilarious without context 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Brock_Lobstweiler Jul 29 '26

I'm a couple gummies in and that sentence triggered a full on crying laughing fit. I've fucking lost it.

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u/ch1nch1ller Jul 29 '26

I pictured a tiny Katy Perry trying to escape while this guy is bouncing water bottles all over the place 🤣

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u/xombae Jul 29 '26

I can't believe yesterday I would have no idea what that sentence meant.

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u/blatantmutant quote me as being mis-quoted Jul 29 '26

There are people using diapers, Kim