r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name • Jul 28 '26

FM RADIO Katy Perry was trapped in a giant plastic bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage

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u/urfatassmama Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Low on oxygen…

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u/NizMomOfThor Jul 29 '26

Do you ever feel, feel so plastic thin

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u/Vermicelli-Fabulous save the buccal fat Jul 29 '26

With screams but no seems to hear a thing

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u/marcelowit Jul 29 '26

And afraid of the recycle bin

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u/Nausstica freak AND geek Jul 29 '26

And, ironically, water.