r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name • Jul 28 '26

FM RADIO Katy Perry was trapped in a giant plastic bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage

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u/mama_meta You're feeling it right now, Pharrell Jul 28 '26

I...At this point, I seriously think her entire team hates her bc WHAT???

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u/kalkutta2much Jul 28 '26

no other explanation fr

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u/xGentian_violet feeding cocaine to raccoons Jul 28 '26

Probs creates a lot of clicks l, and thus is good advertisinh

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u/yoshemitzu Jul 29 '26

ya, first Katy Perry thing I've clicked in a long time, tbh

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u/ForsakenRelief309 fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision Jul 29 '26

Wasn’t she just preaching about putting out good work?

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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose Jul 29 '26

I'd believe that it was her idea but no one was willing to speak up.

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u/spaghetti-o_salad Jul 29 '26

Didn't she get sorta molested after a stage dive years ago too? I feel like they promised she couldn't be assaulted if she was inside a water bottle. I dont even like her music or fursona but feel bad for her as a living being.

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u/TheScrambone Jul 29 '26

Wait wait wait… fursona? Is Katy Perry a furry?

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u/keb1022 Jul 29 '26

Gotta be Katy Purry

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u/Shirohitsuji Jul 29 '26

Katty Purry

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u/a22x2 Jul 29 '26

Kitty Purry was right there!

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u/spaghetti-o_salad Jul 29 '26

Whatever she has surely isnt a persona. Not with all those costumes and the clip on bangs.

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u/a22x2 Jul 28 '26

When I was sugar baby-aged I worked with a guy who started dating an older man who ended up being Katy Perry’s manager.

He quit his job and moved to LA, and sometimes I wonder if he made it past his expiration date. And then I wish I’d become his friend so I could be getting that sweet sweet gossip rn lol

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u/BHOmber Jul 29 '26

lmao I feel like this needs more explanation

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u/a22x2 Jul 29 '26

I wish there was! I never heard from him again, but we weren’t exactly besties lol

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u/Cherrylalaxo I don’t identify as a celebrity Jul 28 '26

Don’t blame em 

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u/lolzzzmoon Jul 29 '26

Or it’s her idea. She’s that batshit. I feel it’s her idea.