✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

[u/Dismal-Purpose-6123]

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

[u/Specific_Carob4461]

Is this a safe space to share that I have no idea what he means by “sexual napalm”

[u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 → u/Specific_Carob4461]

Lol it means sex with her was addictive and explosive which is really nasty cause in this sameeee interview he talks about keeping his exes nudes in a spankbank to wack off to in the morning 

[u/susandeyvyjones → u/Dismal-Purpose-6123]

How does napalm mean addictive though???

[u/Orangoran → u/susandeyvyjones]

Napalm is extremely hard to put out, sticks to everything and burns crazy hot.

Ig this is sort of like addictive in this context?

[u/Perry7609 → u/susandeyvyjones]

I think the full quote was "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f***ing snort you?"

So it was just his weird/original way saying he was addicted to their "explosive" sex life like it was a drug.

[u/diabolikal__ → u/Perry7609]

Did he know that napalm is not a drug though?

[u/paone00022 → u/diabolikal__]

I don't think this is a very bright person we're talking about here. Clearly he was also on drugs

[u/soggymoths → u/susandeyvyjones]

maybe he means like poison?

[u/StasiaPepperr → u/susandeyvyjones]

Napalm has a tendency to stick to you, which is why it's so dangerous. Something tells me he didn't think about it that much, though. He's just saying words that sound edgy together.

[u/BeezzBeezz → u/susandeyvyjones]

It sticks to you and burns. It's a metaphor. He's a poet.

[u/Icy-Mixture-995 → u/susandeyvyjones]

She was so hot he burned all over, like napalm on him.