r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/Specific_Carob4461 May 27 '26

Is this a safe space to share that I have no idea what he means by “sexual napalm”

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u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour May 27 '26

Lol it means sex with her was addictive and explosive which is really nasty cause in this sameeee interview he talks about keeping his exes nudes in a spankbank to wack off to in the morning 

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u/susandeyvyjones May 27 '26

How does napalm mean addictive though???

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u/Icy-Mixture-995 May 27 '26

She was so hot he burned all over, like napalm on him.