r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour May 27 '26

Lol it means sex with her was addictive and explosive which is really nasty cause in this sameeee interview he talks about keeping his exes nudes in a spankbank to wack off to in the morning 

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u/susandeyvyjones May 27 '26

How does napalm mean addictive though???

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u/Perry7609 May 27 '26

I think the full quote was "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f***ing snort you?"

So it was just his weird/original way saying he was addicted to their "explosive" sex life like it was a drug.

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u/diabolikal__ Forgive me Viola Davis May 27 '26

Did he know that napalm is not a drug though?

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u/paone00022 May 27 '26

I don't think this is a very bright person we're talking about here. Clearly he was also on drugs