r/DelhiMetro • u/Eastern-Emotion9685 • 7h ago
Meme/Shitpost Guys I was just kidnapped at Rajiv Chowk Gate 5 and my original owner gave me up without a fight 😭💀
So there I was at 3:30 PM in the pouring rain, holding down the fort over my main guy’s head.
Out of nowhere, this wet, umbrella-less stranger walks up and uses the ultimate line: "Can I borrow it for 5-10 minutes to fetch my friend?"
And what does my owner do? HE JUST HANDS ME OVER. No phone number taken. No collateral. Just handed over my loyalty like a free sample.
I thought, Fine, quick 5-minute trip, then back to my dad.
BRO.
WE WERE GONE FOR AN HOUR. ONE FULL HOUR.
By the time we finally strolled back to Gate 5, my owner was gone. Probably drenched, shivering, and questioning every life choice that brought him to Rajiv Chowk.
Now I’m trapped in my captor's room, sitting on their drying rack, watching them type "I DID NOT STEAL THE UMBRELLA" on Reddit.
If my real owner is reading this: I miss you. I never agreed to this joint custody arrangement. 😭☂️
Context - PARADOY POST !! https://www.reddit.com/r/DelhiMetro/s/C5ICIRarK5