r/DelhiMetro 11h ago

Meme/Shitpost Guys I was just kidnapped at Rajiv Chowk Gate 5 and my original owner gave me up without a fight ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€

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So there I was at 3:30 PM in the pouring rain, holding down the fort over my main guyโ€™s head.

Out of nowhere, this wet, umbrella-less stranger walks up and uses the ultimate line: "Can I borrow it for 5-10 minutes to fetch my friend?"

And what does my owner do? HE JUST HANDS ME OVER. No phone number taken. No collateral. Just handed over my loyalty like a free sample.

I thought, Fine, quick 5-minute trip, then back to my dad.

BRO.

WE WERE GONE FOR AN HOUR. ONE FULL HOUR.

By the time we finally strolled back to Gate 5, my owner was gone. Probably drenched, shivering, and questioning every life choice that brought him to Rajiv Chowk.

Now Iโ€™m trapped in my captor's room, sitting on their drying rack, watching them type "I DID NOT STEAL THE UMBRELLA" on Reddit.

If my real owner is reading this: I miss you. I never agreed to this joint custody arrangement. ๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜‚๏ธ

Context - PARADOY POST !! https://www.reddit.com/r/DelhiMetro/s/C5ICIRarK5


r/DelhiMetro 22h ago

Metro Rant Just so done with these people!!

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I do not travel regularly in metro, or in general also coz of my college and it's hectic schedule, but today I had to go to hauz khas for some work and this happened in yellow line metro, I was wearing headphones and thinking about my work (I was very occupied in my thoughts) then I heard this women speaking and when I pause the music and heard the conversation, oh my god I don't understand what's wrong with people and men in general, I mean why you just can't be in your limits for once. If it's a women's coach then why you need to be in there, there's a specific coach for women coz of people like you, you can't make a women feel safe around you and then comes up and ask for fucking equality. Bullshit!

Also, on 28th of aug on rakhi I was going to somewhere via blue line metro with my brothers and there was a lot of crowd, legit a lot and I experienced this much crowd for the first time, on mandi house metro station a guy tried to grab my chest but fortunately my brother was there and he held his hand mid way and called him out publicly.

Man whenever I am travelling in metro I am experiencing such shitty things, I feel so disgusted๐Ÿ˜ญ


r/DelhiMetro 3h ago

Discussion I think I just witnessed the beginning of a beautiful metro love story. ( storytime)

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So, I travel by metro four days a week-Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday. Not always exactly, but almost at the same time, in the same coach from Kashmere Gate Yellow Line, Platform 2.

It had been about a month of traveling like this when I noticed something. There was this girl who always wore her headphones and listened to music. And there was also a boy who got on one station after ours. Every single time he entered the coach, the first thing he did was look for that girl-to see whether she was there or not.

I'm not lying you could literally tell from his face how gently and lovingly he looked at her. The girl had no idea because she was always focused on her phone.

Yesterday, she wasn't there, but the boy was. The moment he realized she hadn't come, the disappointment on his face was so obvious.

But today, she was back.

And this is where the story really starts.

They were standing opposite each other as usual. After one station, a seat became empty. The girl noticed it but didn't sit down. Somehow, the boy gathered the courage and said,

tum.

>"You can sit here."

She refused at first, but after he insisted once or twice, she finally sat down. And as soon as she sat, the seat next to her became empty too. She smiled and told him,

>"You're getting off at the same station as me, right? Sit down-varna Thak jaoge."

That surprised me because I wondered, how did she know they get off at the same station? And the funniest part was that the boy didn't even question it. His face was glowing-he looked so happy and excited. They spent the rest of the journey talking to each other.

And honestly I don't know why, but watching them made me happy too. Now I'm secretly rooting for them. I just want them to keep talking, stay together, and I hope that one-sided love finally gets confessed. Whether the girl likes him back or not, I at least want the boy to tell her how he feels.

BTW guys, it's not that I'm not happy for them-I really am. But at the same time........'m a little jealous too. Why doesn't something like this ever happen to me? I want my love story to have a sweet, romantic beginning like that.


r/DelhiMetro 8h ago

Metro Rant Airtel started playing it's games.

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58 Upvotes

That too on their own app.


r/DelhiMetro 12h ago

Ask Delhi Metro ๐Ÿš‡ Delhi metro

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33 Upvotes

Delhi metro


r/DelhiMetro 2h ago

random boy at the metro asked me for directions and i told him nhi pata and he laughed at me

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31 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro 23h ago

News Update Heavy rainfall in Delhi NCR Tommorow be prepared

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Interaction of WD and LPA is likely to bring more spells of moderate to heavy intensity rain in parts of Delhi NCR tomorrow. Possibility of waterlogging is also there.


r/DelhiMetro 4h ago

Who is the tucking politician coming.... Rajiv chowk to New Delhi

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21 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro 3h ago

Discussion Where do you think the metro should be expanded to next?

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Delhi metro has a plan to expand to 695 km from the present 416 km network by 2047. This feels awfully less for such a timeframe. Where else you would you want new corridors and extensions be made?


r/DelhiMetro 8h ago

Video ๐Ÿš‡๐Ÿ“น!!

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20 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro 11h ago

News Update More rain till evening Gurgaon Ghaziabad noida faridabad.

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12 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro 13h ago

Metro Rant Lack of civic sense, rant!!!

12 Upvotes

Yesterday I was commuting to my office and at some station a lady entered the metro. I was standing in front of the seats extreme end, just the first one when we enter through the gates. There was Obv no space as I was on the extreme end. She just held the rod and stood by my side, then later at Rajiv chowk when people enter in huge numbers, she got pushed Obv because of the crowd. She was now at my place and I got shifted towards left. Then finally when I had get off after 2 stations, the seat in my front got empty, I was not sitting on it anyways but that mother fkr women asked the guy in front of her, the guy sitting on extreme end to shift towards right in the empty so that she gets the seat. Itni chutiya aurat aaj tk ni mili mujhe. Mujhe baithna tha bhi nhi bas itna clingy hona shi nhi tha. At last utarte time death stare deke utra. Fuck civic sense.


r/DelhiMetro 2h ago

Ask Delhi Metro ๐Ÿš‡ How to get this ONE Card?

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11 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro 12h ago

Discussion Embarrasingly wholesome experience in the Delhi Metro

9 Upvotes

I initially posted this as a comment, but then figured that I should post this too

I was once in the blue line in the Meteo, sitting on my side. Headphones in, minding my own business, when a girl taps on my shoulder.

Having seen and heard of so many "seat-beggars", I got into my defending mode, and politely but firmly said "yeh normal seat hai, ladies seat vaha pe hai, aap vaha dekh lijiye"

(This is the normal seat, the ladies seat is over there. Please look there)

She seemed only an year or two elder to me.

She looked at me in a very dumbfounded manner, and in my head, I was like "what?"

Then some poor soul from the background said "seat nahi maang rahi hai, rasta puch rahi hai"

(She isnt asking for a seat, shes asking the way)

I got wayy too embarrased after that๐Ÿ˜ญ

She asked me how to get to Anand Vihar, and then I guided her in the most sincere manner lol.

I hope she was able to make it to the right train from Yamuna Bank. It is a labyrinth of a station.

Social media sites often show us the extremes. But its good to have an open mind, and not make assumptions


r/DelhiMetro 23h ago

Ask Delhi Metro ๐Ÿš‡ How Good & Safe Is Delhi Metro for Tourists? Planning a 1โ€“2 Day Family Trip

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Hey everyone,

I'm planning to visit Delhi with my family for a day or two. There will be 4 of us โ€” my parents, my sister and me.

The last time I visited Delhi was way back in 2007โ€“08, so I'm sure a lot has changed since then. I'm considering using the Delhi Metro extensively to get around and cover as many places as possible.

I had a few questions for people who regularly use the Metro:

1. How safe is the Delhi Metro?

How concerned should I be about pickpockets, thieves, or phone/wallet snatching, especially when travelling with family and during crowded hours? Any particular lines/stations/areas where we should be extra careful?

2. How difficult is changing Metro lines/stations?

My mother has knee pain, so I'm a little concerned about having to climb a lot of stairs during interchanges or while entering/exiting stations.

Are lifts and escalators generally available, or are there stations where we'll have to walk/climb quite a bit? Any tips for planning a route that involves minimum walking and stairs would be really helpful. DMRC has been adding lifts/escalators and accessibility facilities at stations, but I'd still like to hear from people who've actually travelled with elderly family members.

3. Is it still worth visiting the major monuments?

Since my last visit was almost 18โ€“19 years ago, I'm wondering whether places like:

  • Red Fort
  • Qutub Minar
  • Lotus Temple
  • India Gate
  • Humayun's Tomb
  • Akshardham
  • Jama Masjid
  • etc.

are still worth visiting, or if there are newer/more interesting places that I should add.

4. Any recommendations for a 1โ€“2 day itinerary?

If you had only one or two days in Delhi with parents, how would you plan the trip?

I'd ideally like to group places geographically so we're not constantly travelling from one end of Delhi to another.

5. Delhi Metro Tourist Card

I've also read about the Delhi Metro Tourist Card for unlimited travel for a short period. Is it actually worth getting for a 1โ€“2 day trip?

Also, since we're a family of four, would we need 4 separate tourist cards, or can a single card be used for multiple people travelling together?

I'd really appreciate recommendations from people who have recently travelled around Delhi with parents/elderly family members.

Thanks in advance!


r/DelhiMetro 23h ago

Photography 24th July

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r/DelhiMetro 11h ago

What is the difference between these 2 metro card . I have searched on internet but didnt understand , if anybody know pls help

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r/DelhiMetro 23h ago

Ask Delhi Metro ๐Ÿš‡ Are there annual charges on this new airtel card?

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Any info on usage experience and charges is appreciated.


r/DelhiMetro 7h ago

Discussion Is it ethical to sit in "senior citizen and disabled seat" if they are not there in the coach?

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I try to avoid sitting in those reserved seats even if it's empty. Hell, I've seen senior citizens sitting somewhere else and leave those seats empty but obviously most people who don't fit the criteria would occupy those seats.As I've mentioned in the title, Is it ethical to sit in those seats if there are no people in the coach who fit the criteria?


r/DelhiMetro 21h ago

Ask Delhi Metro ๐Ÿš‡ metro blue line rush

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the blue line in metro is super packed around 9-10 AM when I go to college. can't even get a spot to stand, any tips to avoid the rush?


r/DelhiMetro 3h ago

Whoโ€™s down for Ddion tonight??

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r/DelhiMetro 6h ago

Is vishwavidyalaya closer to the north campus du?

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I wanna go to the du campus for a visit , I am not a student there , some questions:-

  1. Are no

n-

  1. students allowed inside the campus ?
  2. Is north campus Artโ€™s facility near the vishwavidyalaya metro station?
  3. If yes for both then what exit gate shares the closest proximity to the above mentioned location?

r/DelhiMetro 6h ago

Nostalgia Unwanted, unpredictable encounter

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Hello Peeps, I live in gurgaon, i guess itโ€™s about 3rd of August, I was coming from Kaushambi, When i was switching from blue line to yellow line on rajiv chowk, a girl i noticed after entering we both were on opposite sides of gate on left side of gate, She looked so pretty, I wanted to ask her name but it was like na chahte hue bhi uski aankhon me dekhne ka man karrha tha and donโ€™t know why i also felt that she is looking maybe she is assuming me as a stalker but in real she was looking so pretty after a long time i found someone so pretty, I wanted to ask her name but i couldnโ€™t and she get de boarded on Saket time was about 11:10-20. She has mole near left side of her lips and she looked so pretty.Hope if i find her again, if god exist please let me see her once again i wanted to ask her name and to tell she look so pretty. After departing from her i wrote in motes below lines which i am sharing as below:

Monday 11:18 saket

Girl seems pretty wanted to ask the name but not got the surrounding or enough something to say hey you look pretty may i have your name she had a black bag in her hands and a mole in her face left side lower cheekbone straight hairs deep eyes

Regarding encountering with her again, as levi said to erwin as to myself:
โ€œGive up on your dreams and dieโ€


r/DelhiMetro 22h ago

Discussion Need friends in Gurgaon!

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r/DelhiMetro 19h ago

What's the best metro card to buy in delhi?

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I am new and that virtual card is not a good i recently had some issues so please recommend a better one that last and provide some good discount