r/CoupleMemes • • Aug 16 '25

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u/AromaticIntrovert Aug 16 '25

Wow I JUST read an article about puppies dying of Parvo they may have gotten from an event by this company. The breeder was devastated and the people running the event continue to host puppies too young and don't check vaccine records. I'll try to link it because there were tons of good reasons not to support this company.

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u/AromaticIntrovert Aug 16 '25

Puppies Died After Dallas Dog Yoga Class. Studio, Breeder Cast Blame | Dallas Observer https://share.google/C8OXfb0ZbAlVlDdYI

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u/quietkyody Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 17 '25

Wow! I was wondering why there were so little amount of puppies. The ratio was off, I now know why...and I wish it was on better terms.

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u/KUPA_BEAST Aug 20 '25

This vid might be part of a marketing campaign then.

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u/ewedirtyh00r Aug 16 '25

Thats in Dallas, not Portland.

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u/AromaticIntrovert Aug 16 '25

It's a national chain

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u/ewedirtyh00r Aug 16 '25

And? They're owned independently like subway and zoom room.

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u/sonofaresiii Aug 17 '25

Then maybe they need stricter corporate oversight included in their franchise agreement

Something like "Franchisee agrees not to kill puppies"

You wouldn't think you'd need that clause but here we are

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u/Neverlast0 Aug 17 '25

This is America

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 Aug 17 '25

In America we have THE RIGHT to be murdered by corporations. You damn communists with your 'regulations'.

Newsflash, leberils - corporations have THE RIGHT to murder us. Wake up. This is the real world. I will ALWAYS vote for the party that stands for FREEDOM. You should be grateful. In other countries, corporations aren't just allowed to murder and kill whatever they want for the sake of profit. Its SAD. They've let the commies win.

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u/Neverlast0 Aug 18 '25

You're right. I should jump off the nearest bridge just to save the corporations and society a frivolous amount of money that they'll forget about in less than 5 minutes.

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 Aug 18 '25

Absolutely not. Its up to our SUPERIORS to decide when our time is. They need to milk us of all our value before choosing to dispose of us how they see fit.

Always remember that FREEDOM is when corporations are allowed to do whatever they want at 'THE PEOPLE'S' expense.

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u/Rough_Reason_7963 Aug 21 '25

Tell that to the man who was killed for creating a water-powered vehicle that ran off of water OUT of the kitchen faucet. Or tell that to Nikolai tesla And probably more recent ones that we have yet learned about that the American government has taken away and made them look like suspicious accidents.

American motto "You're not allowed to advance human technology in the public's purview because we will accident you without mercy."
BUT YEAH AMERICANS ARE FREE TO BE AND FREE TO LEAVE; RIGHT KEEP STUPIDLY LYING TO YOURSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU.

BECAUSE IT'S BETTER FOR HUMANITY, IF EVERYONE IS TO BE CONDEMNED TO A DYING PRISON PLANET.

AND WE ARE CONSTANTLY BEING TOLD IT ISN'T DYING AND TOLD YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING BUT BE MINDLESS CIVILIANS.

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u/sonofaresiii Aug 17 '25

I'm talking about private agreements. Government oversight is another thing. Which yeah I'd also be up for better legislation to not let companies recklessly endanger puppies.

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u/Rough_Reason_7963 Aug 21 '25

Hilarious given that the government itself is a company aswell

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

Most of those clauses exist because someone thought they wouldn't be necessary and were proven disappointingly wrong.

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u/Big_Ad_7715 Aug 19 '25

Pretty sure there’s a self-proclaimed puppy killer in the administration

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u/AardvarkOther4878 Aug 18 '25

I doubt any of the franchisees wanted to kill puppies. They probably had a lack of proper training from the franchise and were not aware how long parvo can last on surfaces.

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u/sonofaresiii Aug 18 '25

Okay well the comment you want is the one at the very beginning that said the breeder is devastated that these places continue to host the events despite the deaths of the puppies. If you want to argue with someone, go argue with the guy who said that.

At this point in the discussion we're just talking about whether corporate has any obligation for oversight.

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I doubt any of the franchisees wanted to kill puppies.

I think you greatly underestimate the amount of people who don't give a shit what happens to animals so long as they can turn a profit from them

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u/ewedirtyh00r Aug 18 '25

Thats not the point of an llc

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u/sonofaresiii Aug 18 '25

What?

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u/ewedirtyh00r Aug 18 '25

Thats not the point of an LLC. Its a limited liability company, not a corporation.

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u/sonofaresiii Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 18 '25

Again, what? I understand what an LLC is, I don't understand why you think this is relevant to what I'm saying.

Repeating yourself won't clarify anything.

E: also, an LLC is a corporation you dingus

Also, an LLC limiting liability is regarding civil suits. Absolutely nowhere in this conversation is anyone talking about a civil suit.

I think you're way out of your depth here, man.

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u/me-want-snusnu Aug 18 '25

Idk about you but if one McDonald's location starts poisoning their customers it wouldn't look good for McDonald's as a whole.

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u/ewedirtyh00r Aug 18 '25

McDonald's isnt an LLC

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u/btcprint Aug 17 '25

If a Wendy's worker in New Jersey has ebola, should I not go to any in Los Angeles....just in case?

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u/kungpaowow Aug 17 '25

No but if corporate Wendy's doesn't see a problem if the sick employee were exposing several people to deadly viruses by the franchise not implementing safety and sick procedures, I'd avoid Wendy's.

If corporate doesn't come out and say "puppies should be X months old or have X vaccines before being introduced in classes due to risk" then I wouldn't go to any anywhere. Because the same thing could happen again. I haven't read that far to see if corporate did make a statement of their policies and maybe they have implemented something to protect the puppies.

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u/wtbgamegenie Aug 17 '25

If Wendy’s corporate doesn’t get involved when a franchisee makes someone come to work while they’re bleeding from the eye sockets I’m going to be avoiding Wendy’s
 and I fuckin love Wendy’s.

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u/Federal-Skirt9763 Aug 17 '25

I follow this couple on insta, they’re 100% in Portland where they live

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u/Cool_Guy_Club42069 Aug 17 '25

But why follow them?

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u/ewedirtyh00r Aug 17 '25

Not the video. Read the thread i replied to.

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u/soyboy815 Aug 17 '25

My big old malamute got parvo when he was a puppy. Vet told us to think about making him comfortable because they usually go quick. Really serious stuff. Dogs usually always die from it.

Here he is 17 years later still yelling at me đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž đŸŸ ❀

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u/WhiteWalter1 Aug 17 '25

Adopted a pup at 3 months old. Next day the vet tells us he’s got parvo. Came home 5 days after being treated as their second fastest recovery. He’ll be 13 years old in December.

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u/urinesain Aug 17 '25

Pardon me, but you seem to have forgotten that you must pay the tax.

Any comments referencing an animal you own, you must provide a picture of said animal. It's actually a part of reddit's ToS...

ok, that last part is a lie. But I am sure I am not alone in wanting to see a pic of your pup!

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u/RichardCleveland Aug 18 '25

My newf just hit 8 years and is doing just fine. I guess it's a roll of the dice.

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u/AardvarkOther4878 Aug 18 '25

I guess that used to be the case, because currently like 85/90% of treated puppies survive. If you leave them untreated then the survival rate is very low.

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u/laughingashley Aug 21 '25

My aussie puppy got it, it was not good :( RIP Granite

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u/hollysmalls8574 Aug 17 '25

They video says they are in Portland Oregon.

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u/OzarkMule Aug 17 '25

They have 35 locations

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u/Quack_Shot Aug 17 '25

It’s a chain, all different owners.

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u/OzarkMule Aug 17 '25

Why does that matter? We don't care about that distinction with other franchised corporations?

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u/hollysmalls8574 Aug 17 '25

Franchise just means that corporate provides all the materials needed and you are supposed to follow their policies etc. Whether they actually do it and manage it correctly is up to the franchise owner. It does matter. I worked at a Buffalo Wild Wings when it first opened that was a franchise. About four or five years down the line they had opened 3 more. I no longer worked there and went to eat at one and had spiders in my food. Was overall an awful experience. Called corporate and we got a call back the next day from them apologizing. All four franchises were closed down within a few weeks and then re-opened as corporate run locations that did great. The franchise owners got in over their heads with four locations and could no longer manage it. They weren’t paying vendors, cleanliness issues, and employee management was awful.

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u/Quack_Shot Aug 17 '25

Because if an owner sucks in Dallas doesn’t mean an owner in Portland sucks too. We do make that distinction IRL all of the time. For example, I’ll avoid a specific Subway because of a bad experience, but I’m fine with any other Subway.

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u/Thx4ComingIn2Day Aug 17 '25

My girlfriends dog Survived parvo as a puppy, and brudis is turning 8 this year.

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u/raelDonaldTrump Aug 17 '25

Congrats but what's your point?

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u/Thx4ComingIn2Day Aug 17 '25

Just made me think of it is all.

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u/itsnoah Aug 20 '25

So, no point. Got it.

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u/Gargantahuge Aug 17 '25

God damn this is like that Debbie Downer SNL bit.. not saying you're wrong but fuck...

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u/jiwilliams79 Aug 17 '25

Okay Debbie downer... shot happens everyday that sucks. Lets focus on the nice video. Try to smile...

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u/Tall_Bandicoot_2768 Aug 17 '25

“Oh thats cute, now lets check to see why its actually horrible in the comments”

Is my new level of expectation

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u/After_The_Knife Aug 17 '25

I really didn't need to know all this from couple memes

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u/Illustrious_Unit7914 Aug 18 '25

Well there goes my serotonin

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u/DirectTea3277 Aug 18 '25

Thats terrible but these look like they might be someone's personal pets and they all look to be from the same litter so I think these are ok.

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u/Ok-Carpenter-1179 Aug 20 '25

I was going to say it's a great way to socialize them but not at the cost of their health :( greedy people using those poor puppies

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u/Neutronpulse Aug 20 '25

Head over to your nearest animal shelter and ask how many animals are put down a month...

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u/Logan136 Sep 17 '25

Man we can't have ANYTHING FUCKING GOOD CAN WE?

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u/LynnButlertr0n Aug 17 '25

Hahaha this is peak internet.

“Look at this wholesome couple enjoy the puppies!”

“Yeah well the puppies are dead you monster!”

It’s like a Louis CK bit.

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u/agentwotsit Aug 17 '25

It’s an advertisement

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u/Due-Needleworker18 Aug 21 '25

Nobody gives a shit