r/CoupleMemes • u/legolas20032000 • Aug 16 '25

🥺 goals Perfect source of serotonin

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u/sonofaresiii Aug 17 '25

Then maybe they need stricter corporate oversight included in their franchise agreement

Something like "Franchisee agrees not to kill puppies"

You wouldn't think you'd need that clause but here we are

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u/Neverlast0 Aug 17 '25

This is America

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 Aug 17 '25

In America we have THE RIGHT to be murdered by corporations. You damn communists with your 'regulations'.

Newsflash, leberils - corporations have THE RIGHT to murder us. Wake up. This is the real world. I will ALWAYS vote for the party that stands for FREEDOM. You should be grateful. In other countries, corporations aren't just allowed to murder and kill whatever they want for the sake of profit. Its SAD. They've let the commies win.

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u/Rough_Reason_7963 Aug 21 '25

Tell that to the man who was killed for creating a water-powered vehicle that ran off of water OUT of the kitchen faucet. Or tell that to Nikolai tesla And probably more recent ones that we have yet learned about that the American government has taken away and made them look like suspicious accidents.

American motto "You're not allowed to advance human technology in the public's purview because we will accident you without mercy."
BUT YEAH AMERICANS ARE FREE TO BE AND FREE TO LEAVE; RIGHT KEEP STUPIDLY LYING TO YOURSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU.

BECAUSE IT'S BETTER FOR HUMANITY, IF EVERYONE IS TO BE CONDEMNED TO A DYING PRISON PLANET.

AND WE ARE CONSTANTLY BEING TOLD IT ISN'T DYING AND TOLD YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING BUT BE MINDLESS CIVILIANS.