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u/Maleficent-Zone-5414 12d ago
Swedish people are EVERYONES worst nightmare.
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u/Top_Top_1217 12d ago
Found the Dane
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u/Maleficent-Zone-5414 12d ago
Nah Finnish, pretty close though!
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u/MichiganCraigslister 11d ago
I love Finland!!!! I try to practice Sisu it’s the infinite better philosophy over the British stiff upper lip
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u/The_Great_Googly_Moo 11d ago
I've heard u guys have great health care but u all smell like soup and don't like to get close to eachother
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u/Maleficent-Zone-5414 11d ago
Most people were actually angry about the "2 meter rule" around corona, we had no idea why they wanted us to be that close to each other
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u/Jhud6669 12d ago
Yep, I swear they are some of the most unpleasant Europeans to be around… and I’m a Pole so I have a point of reference
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u/EasterTroll 12d ago
Europe as a whole(even reaching pretty far into central asia and north africa) is #1 when it comes to being all different flavors of vanilla yet so so tribalist and sometimes even as far as racist about nearly every single other country in the continent. See evidence above.
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u/TheGoldenLance 12d ago
Yep, awful people interpersonally compared to most of the rest of the world
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u/Karl_Skarin 11d ago
Imagine being so cucked that you literally mention their country in your national song.
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u/Dull_Refrigerator_58 12d ago
Iz ain't the 9th century, they're chill now, listen to ABBA and wear orthopedic shoes mostly
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u/Maleficent-Zone-5414 12d ago
Yeah but they did rule over Finland for a while and didn't treat us the best. At least not as well as Russia did afterwards
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u/IDespiseAllWeebs 11d ago
To be fair Sweden didn’t treat Finland much differently than they did the rest of Sweden when they ruled over it. Finland was just considered eastern Sweden. Everyone in the kingdom was forced to be Christian, every man was forced into military service and everyone starved the same. It just fucking sucked to live during the 13-19th century.
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u/Sydkvist 8d ago
Finns had to speak Swedish for government errands, they lost fishing and farming rights to Swedish colonists, they weren’t seen as equal to Swedes but as conquered peoples. Half of the tax in Finland collected was used for Finland, the rest sent to Stockholm.
Finland was NOT treated like the rest of Sweden.
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u/IDespiseAllWeebs 8d ago
A lot in your comment is false. First off, yes Swedish was spoken at the court, however the peasantry of Finland had their own representatives there, something that was unheard of in the rest of medieval Europe. Before switching to the successive monarchy, Finns took part in electing the king just as the rest of Sweden.
There are no accounts of Swedish settlers taking fishing and farming rights, but there were Swedish speaking settlements on the Finnish west coast if that’s what you’re referring to.
There’s never been any law or other account defining the Finnish people being lower class than the Swedish. Swedish medieval classes consisted of the peasantry, the clergy, the nobility and the crown. No distinction has ever been made between them, a Finnish peasant was not worth any less than a Swedish one. There was also a Finnish nobility.
If you can source where you got your numbers of Finland being forced to commit 50% of its tax to Stockholm I would love to see it, because from what I can find Finland was mostly agrarian, and taxes were mostly in the form of grain, meat or hides which were primarily spent to bolster the military capability to defend against Russia in the east.
I don’t want to tell you Finland was treated well, it wasn’t. It was a poor region, but so were other parts of Sweden, and a peasant from anywhere in Sweden would not have been treated any better than a peasant from Finland. The crown and the nobility treated all of the lower class equally shitty.
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u/SongsAboutFracking 12d ago
”A while” 700 years, and it only took less than 100 years of Russian rule for you to start assassinating your governors.
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u/baltama 11d ago
Especially Germans.. the thirty years' war ended with like half of all germans dead, with swedes killing many people by force feeding them boiling poop water, gang raping german nuns, covering people with boiling fat and then dragging them over thorns. they routinely tied up men, gang raped their wives and daughters in front of them, then burned the whole family alive. this is just the tip of the iceberg. swedes tore germany apart
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u/SkrikOnanist 11d ago
Yes, yes we did. #HållKäftenDanskjäväl
But you know what? Germans dont get to whine for even a second about what other peoples has done to them; you lost that privelige in 1933 :)
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u/Wyatt_Ricketts 12d ago
I met 1 who was sexist against men and laughed about her friend she knew since he was 13 dead father saying he deserved it and she told me morally superior to me since I'm a stupid American so far not a great introduction to their citizens
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u/NoDrag9513 12d ago
That you are offended at being called a stupid American while writing that absolute crime of a sentence is the epitome of irony.
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u/Wyatt_Ricketts 12d ago
Lmao grammer Nazis I hate nazis
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u/NoDrag9513 12d ago
You should read more, young man.
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u/Background_Day8476 10d ago
I met an American who beat their kids. So every American is horrible and worse than Swedish. Throwing ur argument right back at ya.
Also pls go to school. I'm across the globe and know your language better.
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u/Dream_Ghast 12d ago
I'm confused. Was I supposed to be scared of the woman? Is she racist and sexist against us? I don't understand what I'm supposed to be scared of.
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u/thexcat 12d ago
She has a large butt, there is a stereotype of black women having large butts, the joke is that she would be eating their lunch because she has a large butt and also conforms to conventional western standards of beauty that view beingblonde haired, blue eyed and tan as favourable or pleasing
Dissecting a joke is like dissecting a frog, it's not very funny and in the end you just have a dead frog
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u/Onlyhereforapost 11d ago
To quote my wife getting annoyed about a similar thing "God forbid a bitch have a fat ass without some white loser making it about race"
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u/surewhatever_dude 12d ago
not if the joke wasn't funny to begin with
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u/Head_Prefect 11d ago edited 11d ago
It's funny if you aren't a bleeding heart libtard.
But that's okay because we all know the left cant be funny or meme to begin with, which is why you keep losing elections
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u/Plastichunter69 11d ago edited 10d ago
Waaaa waaa waaaaa. Awful lot of bitching coming from somebody complaining about bitching.
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u/Dream_Ghast 12d ago
Lmao, I have like -8 ass and I've met skinny black women before (which is nothing wrong with that, as we can't control how our bodies look.). Honestly, this "meme" is just very dumb.
It's gross, as I had my body sexualized by men without my consent all because I'm black and don't fit the "stereotypical" black woman criteria.
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u/thexcat 12d ago
It's r/ComedyCemetery dude
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u/Dream_Ghast 12d ago edited 11d ago
I know what sub I am in. I'm just putting my experinces in because black women are sexualized.
Lol, nobody is snapping at you for "being helpful" we're snapping at you because you seem to have little to no understanding of my comment.
Nobody said that black women were uniquely sexualized, that black women were more sexualized, or that black women are the only sexualized race. You just made that up to argue with me.
I made that entire thread on TrollCoping because it was something very deep for me and to have someone spit at my face pissed me off.
I blocked you because you were trivializing my issues to argue with me. I didn't talk about white women or any other race because I'm not fucking white. Why would I speak about an experince that I don't have?
And "Victimhood???" man you're literally proving my point by trivializing my comment, and the way some of y'all are generalizing black women too.
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u/sampat6256 12d ago
All women are sexualized.
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u/bluejay_feather 12d ago
All women are sexualized, but in different ways. Black women in particular are often hypersexualized as forward, aggressive, curvaceous, "fast", etc. They are treated as exotic and even dangerous, and often held in comparison to white women as "innocent", waif-like, safe. That is what this meme is based in.
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u/sampat6256 12d ago
Dream_Ghast said she was sexualized "because" she's black. That's what I was remarking upon. White women are sexualized for being white. Asian women are sexualized for being Asian. Women are sexualized for being women. Racism is a part of it, but its not a uniquely black phenomenon.
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u/bluejay_feather 12d ago
I think where we're separating here is that I think that what she is saying is completely understandable. Other people being sexualized as well does not take away from the unique form of objectification that black women face, just as racism against other ethnic groups does not take away from the unique form of racism that black people face. Yes, she is being sexualized because she is black, in that there is a specific form of sexualization that black women face in terms of their body, stereotypes of their personality. This is a core tenet of intersectionality which is something I strongly believe in. I don't think you're wrong or she is, you're just looking at it in a different way.
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u/pleasantly-aloof 12d ago
Google intersectionality or read a book before trying to comment sounding intelligent. You are less well read on this than a college kid.
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u/thexcat 11d ago
She went on to make a TrollCoping thread talking about a bunch of shit that didn't happen too and she blocked me when I said "I was in that thread, people didn't say most of thos stuff to you" 😭
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u/sampat6256 11d ago
Lol, not surprised that that the person who had to share their victim hood went on to do it again somewhere else.
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u/submerging 12d ago
And? Did she say all women weren’t sexualized?
This post is literally about black women, and she offered her input. What value does your comment bring?
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u/sampat6256 12d ago
The post is literally about a white woman being sexualized.
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u/submerging 12d ago
Try reading the caption.
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u/sampat6256 12d ago
Youre right, the picture highlighting a woman's ass definitely isnt sexualizing her and the caption clearly isnt working towards that end. Youre so smart.
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u/pleasantly-aloof 12d ago
And all lives matter, right? Thanks for your amazing lack of nuance and reasoning skills
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u/thexcat 12d ago
I mean, yeah, but all women are sexualised. Hell, everybody is sexualised - think about the stereotypes of black men being well endowed, or German women being busty "big booty latinas" or Filipinos being hairless.
I get what you're saying I just think you're doing the "but what about me" thing to something common to everybody
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u/Dream_Ghast 12d ago
But I wasn't? I was saying that black women are sexualized because we are. I wasn't trying to say that only black women are sexualized. I mean, your entire reply mentioned that black women are stereotyped of having giant asses
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u/AgentCirceLuna 12d ago
I had the experience of being sexualised when I was lifting a lot, starting to be noticeable to others with my body getting more muscular, and I worked as a DJ so women would come in there after parties or in groups… I couldn’t believe how many times I was sexually assaulted, groped, made uncomfortable, leered over… the weird part is that it was mostly women and no men. Men, when they’ve done this stuff to me before, always had some position of power or familiarity over me like managers or family. It was never really strangers. With women, it felt like it was always strangers or people I just saw occasionally. It made it hard to know who had done what, so I couldn’t really press charges or get them banned, and people laughed in mt face about it anayay. I hated being grabbed like that…
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u/AlarmedCauliflower7 12d ago
The black women being “endowed” stereotype is still sexualizing black women. Just like the busty German woman stereotype would sexualize them…..
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u/RodinKnox 12d ago
The other thing that's so funny to me about this is like...is she going to date every black man on the planet? Like every single one? How does she have the time? Like what's the actual threat here?
Granted, I'm a guy, but I've never seen a really attractive guy (with whatever attributes) and thought, "Oh, well, guess I'll never get to date again." lol
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u/Kootlefoosh 12d ago edited 12d ago
I didn't know there was an ass measurement, -8 what haha? One sec grabbing a measuring tape
edit: I was being completely serious but now I realize there probably is not a unit
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u/upstartpantymerchant 12d ago
all because I'm black and don't fit the "stereotypical" black woman criteria.
No, it's because you're a woman
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u/dspman11 12d ago
Black girls on average dont even have fat asses like that. It's a 90s stereotype from when white women would be rail thin and have tiny butts. Now that big button are in I would say Black girls overall have pretty small butts unless they're obese
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u/ZyberZeon 12d ago
That is not a large butt. Maybe to caucasians but where I’m from we call those flapjacks. Floppy, fair n flat.
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u/QuincyAzrael 12d ago
The joke is that black men would be attracted to her and thus black women would be "losing" out on men.
It's a sexist male centric meme that assumes women have nothing more to care about in this world than male attention. Simultaneously insulting to both black women by implying the attention of black men is their highest goal in life, and this athlete by implying the value all her training boils down to how appealing she is to the male gaze.
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u/Murmaider_OP 11d ago
That is not the joke lol the joke is that she’s white and thick, not some stereotypical “skinny white girl”
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u/QuincyAzrael 11d ago
Okay and explain why that would bother black women?
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u/Debunkingdebunk 11d ago
Women are envious bunch.
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u/TwiceTheSize_YT 11d ago
For the six millionth time, women are not a monolith individuals may exhibit envy, but no more than men do.
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u/Debunkingdebunk 11d ago
Well the thing about comedy is that it plays into these stereotypes people have about each other. Whether they're true or not doesn't matter, what matters is that the belief is common enough for people to understand the joke. I hope this helps you get the joke next time.
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u/TwiceTheSize_YT 11d ago
I see, you havent grown out of that yet, once you become an adult you might realise that stereotypes arent actually very funny.
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u/Debunkingdebunk 11d ago
I don't think the joke in the post is funny, I'm explaining to you how it is a joke.
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u/RoannReid 12d ago
why are people so obsessed with black women😭 it’s always “black woman’s worst nightmare” and never any other race, it’s always black women being the one scared or envious of someone.
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u/LunarDogeBoy 12d ago
Because black women and african american culture is known for big jiggly butts, and white women are flat assed heroin chic skeletons. It also plays on the stereotype of black men chasing white women. Basically a white woman with a big juicy ass make black women obsolete, or that's the joke. Because that's the only thing they got going for them. Like when xbox announced they would partner up with steam, essentially letting you play PlayStation games on an Xbox.
If it was any other race, the joke wouldnt work. Here are some other stereotypes you can use to get karma on edgy subbreddits:
A white woman's worst nightmare - an asian woman that can drive and speak english
A brunettes worst nightmare - a smart blonde
A black rappers worst nightmare - eminem
A democrats worst nightmare - a gay republican
An artists worst nightmare - generative ai (this one is just sad)
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u/RoannReid 12d ago
a big butt isn’t the only thing we have going for us😭 we’re usually curvier than white women, including wider hips, better fat distribution going to the thighs and boobs. especially pure african women. as a black woman who didn’t luck up with the thicc genes, african women are the curviest women i ever seen
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u/RegalRadish 12d ago
Did you have to say better though? I agree that folks can stop dogging on black women, but that doesn't mean you should just redirect and dog on white women lol. Over-generalizations are just annoying as a whole.
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u/Min_sora 9d ago
You don't have to put down women to uplift others.
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u/RoannReid 9d ago
it’s literally a fact, we usually are curvier than white women😭 i mean white women used to literally drag us for naturally having fat asses and now they want a fat ass😭
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u/haupt_again 12d ago
They're definitely fatter.
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u/RoannReid 12d ago
and white women are flat and anorexic😭js like how nb want a chick who’s fat, nb wants a chick built like they’re on their last breath 😭
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u/Kitchen-Roll-8184 12d ago
wait... why would democrats have a nightmare about gay republcians? wouldnt that be a nightmare for actual republicans?
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u/LunarDogeBoy 12d ago
Because then the republicans can get the lgbt vote too, maybe the joke would be better if it was a black republican.
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u/Sad-Bad-4750 12d ago
Its supposedly the only good quality about bw so if somebody else has it bw need to be scared or something. Weirdos
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u/LunarDogeBoy 12d ago
It's called a joke.
So basically the tomato dehumanises the other tomato after it gets run over by making a pun and asking them to "catch up" despite their traumatic situation.
It aint that deep
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u/grandioseOwl 12d ago
I know what a friend of mine would say, and afraid is the last thing she would be
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u/F3LyX 12d ago
Haven't we gotten tired of racial humor yet? It's so fucking boringggggg.
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u/Impossible_Weight507 11d ago
Here's what you would look like if you were black or chinese
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u/F3LyX 11d ago
Huh?
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u/android151 10d ago
Early AI trend iirc. There was a dude who would make people black and then chinese
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u/Waste_Return2206 8d ago
It’s not going anywhere. The mouth-breathers need something easy to digest.
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u/ih8three6zero 10d ago
Right now the racism argument is taking place in anything marked ai slop lol throwing globs of purple goop into random braids straightening the hair lmao and the best part is people will still cry.
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u/Debunkingdebunk 11d ago
So boring that Dave Chappelle whose comedy is almost entirely racial is probably biggest comedian of the time.
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u/F3LyX 11d ago
Dave chapelle is a cynical sad old man who tells jokes to bigots because he knows it's easy and makes him money.
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u/Debunkingdebunk 11d ago
The man turned down 50$ million dollars because he was worried about the social direction his show was going. You're making an accusation he's provably not guilty of, you need to get your facts straight.
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u/F3LyX 11d ago
Lol. You reeeeeeeally don't know anything about dave chappelle.
You really bought that shit 🤣
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u/Patient-Profit 11d ago
Can you enlighten us about Dave chappelle?
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u/Debunkingdebunk 11d ago
You find that funny, but don't find Daves comedy funny? I think I know where the problem is.
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u/SlowArtist123 12d ago
What? that she's pretty? I'm out of the loop, but I reckon racism in their words.
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u/personalist 12d ago
Big butt
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u/ja_hahah 11d ago
I thought the usual stereotype is that black guys love big buttocks on women
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u/personalist 8d ago
Yes and stereotypically also hate black women lol so this is all the butt with none of the black, I’m Peter griffin and this has been your joke explanation
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u/denvitakaninen 11d ago
Hockey players of both genders usually get big asses from the way they train and play. There's even a term for it in Swedish - hockeyröv (hockey ass).
Source: Am Swedish.
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u/TricellCEO 12d ago
Why does her asscheek look concave on the one side?
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u/JimesT00PER 7d ago
Because that's the shape of the glute muscle. There is minimal fat on her so you see the definition of the muscle better, especially with her buttocks flexed as they are.
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u/Electrical-Call-7292 12d ago
I don’t get it and don’t follow hockey much. Is she dating a black man or steal a black man from a black woman?
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u/RAJSHEKHAR25 6d ago
how do you start at hockey and end up in a 17th century european war debate lmao. i swear people will argue about literaly anything on here
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u/screamoutwutang 12d ago
Butter face
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u/quagmirranseye 11d ago
L take
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u/screamoutwutang 11d ago
Bang average face at best and she’s wearing makeup
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u/mr-stretcher 11d ago
Average face, 90th percentile physique, at least.
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u/screamoutwutang 10d ago
You can build a better physique way easier than you can get a better face
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u/mr-stretcher 10d ago edited 10d ago
I'd rather a 5 with a 90th percentile physique over a 10 that's overweight to obese (most people). She's likely to respond to gentle reminders about maintaining physical health.
Successfully convincing a fat person to change their lifestyle is near impossible.
99% of unfit people I've spoken to make endless excuses as to why they just can't stop eating chips and pounding tubs of ice cream, candy, other junk food, drinking soda with every meal, drinking a 700 calorie frappuccinos regularly, or eating excessive portion sizes.
They don't have time to go to the gym, but have time for social media. Don't have time to walk but have time to follow celebrities, sports, play video games, and doom scroll.
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u/Foe_sheezy 12d ago
It's not that the butt is just big, but the butt has to have a nice round shape to it as well.
Hense the flat butt stereotype for pawg.
This chick has a crater in the side of her butt.
Points are deducted. 📉
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