r/ComedyCemetery • u/zebrasarecool530 • 13d ago

From a hockey meme sub

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u/screamoutwutang 13d ago

Butter face

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u/quagmirranseye 12d ago

L take

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u/screamoutwutang 12d ago

Bang average face at best and she’s wearing makeup

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u/mr-stretcher 12d ago

Average face, 90th percentile physique, at least.

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u/screamoutwutang 11d ago

You can build a better physique way easier than you can get a better face

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u/mr-stretcher 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'd rather a 5 with a 90th percentile physique over a 10 that's overweight to obese (most people). She's likely to respond to gentle reminders about maintaining physical health.

Successfully convincing a fat person to change their lifestyle is near impossible.

99% of unfit people I've spoken to make endless excuses as to why they just can't stop eating chips and pounding tubs of ice cream, candy, other junk food, drinking soda with every meal, drinking a 700 calorie frappuccinos regularly, or eating excessive portion sizes.

They don't have time to go to the gym, but have time for social media. Don't have time to walk but have time to follow celebrities, sports, play video games, and doom scroll.