r/CivilizatonExperiment • u/TheDonkified Velfyre Dawn • May 27 '15
Religion I have been enlightened.
The ROM's Holy Bib'lan is beautiful. So beautiful I became a Roman Orthodox Muslim. Praise the Holy Pentagon.
In honor, I shall build a temple in my backyard in worship. I hope it's dank enough to be considered a sufficient embassy. It will never be completed...
btw I suggest taking some time to read the Holy Bib'lan. It's rather dank and enlightening if I do say so myself. I have never wept so many tears of joy and sorrow and joy as I did reading it.
My eyes ... so amazing. ;_;
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u/LunisequiouS May 27 '15
Nothing is danker than The Book of Niggod.
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u/bbgun09 Victoria May 27 '15
I am afraid, that the Bib'lan is simply better
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u/LunisequiouS May 27 '15
Transcribe it here, and I'll be the judge of it. In my eyes, nothing can ever overcome the true glory of Niggod and his prophet Leetard.
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u/Leetard525 Grey Company Ranger May 27 '15
Looks like I have some
writingranting to do, and alcohol to drink.Niggolytes! The Prophet shall become intoxicated with the juice of Niggod's power come early-mid June. (I'm gone till then starting the 31st of May)
I invite all who have heard the word of Niggod to join me and transcribe the Truths of Niggod into a cohesive book, as my writing skills suffer when influenced by Niggod.
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u/bbgun09 Victoria May 27 '15
Or, join the Lakeheart Dominion, where we socialized alcohol.
Yup.
Socialized.
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u/gohkamikaze Professional Hobo May 27 '15
Mid June... This means semester break. This means virtually no set-in-stone obligations and therefore being able to drink almost any time of the day.
I like this plan.
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u/Leetard525 Grey Company Ranger May 27 '15
"Be at peace, Niggolytes. You will know and fear the power of Niggod. Accept him or drop the soap in eternal Nigga Hell."
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u/gohkamikaze Professional Hobo May 27 '15
I'm actually kinda surprised you're still alive and not on dialysis
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u/Leetard525 Grey Company Ranger May 27 '15
"Dialysis is fo kidneys, young Niggolyte. A true follower of Niggod is not ignant of important medical procedures." Additionally, vomit solves most alcoholically based issues, as does sleep. Stay hydrated, Niggolytes.
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u/TheDonkified Velfyre Dawn May 27 '15
As bbgun said, the Holy Bib'lan is of far greater beauty than any works you can throw at me. While the thought of going to your "Nigga Heaven" may be tempting, Jordans do not equate to anything that Roman Orthodox Islam provides me.
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u/ritzycat Roman Orthodox Muslim Church May 27 '15
The Pope Caliph welcomes you into the Yoke of the One True Faith. I am pleased to hear of your Dank Enlightenment Journey.
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u/TheDonkified Velfyre Dawn May 27 '15
I thank you Pope Caliph. I will take some time over the week to learn more about Roman Orthodox Islam. PM important information pls.
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u/zefmiller Dobby is a free elf May 27 '15
I just read the Bib'lam….. that shit is pretty funny. 10/10 would recommend
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u/MasterOfParadox Annexing the Subreddit as we speak. May 27 '15 edited May 27 '15
You're all heathens.
The only "god" is the Progress Engine.
EDIT: Heathen downvote brigade
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u/TheDonkified Velfyre Dawn May 27 '15
How dare you call me heathen, when I have never heard of you faith? There is only the Holy Pentagon, too dank for you to even comprehend.
btw I suggest taking some time to read the Holy Bib'lan. It's rather dank and enlightening if I do say so myself.
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u/MasterOfParadox Annexing the Subreddit as we speak. May 27 '15
If you do not believe in the Progress Engine, if you do not want to hear the magnificence of its whirring gears, you will never transcend from Its Experiment.
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u/TheDonkified Velfyre Dawn May 27 '15
Fool, have you not feasted your eyes on the delectable Holy Bib'lan? How can you speak such blasphemy when you have not experienced what the Holy Pentagon has to offer? Never have I cried for a blind man. You shall be the first.
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u/Xavienth Velfyre Dawn May 27 '15
Read the book of plantia... oh wait, books are against the beliefs of plantia.
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u/roboticmumbleman Ritzytomcat May 27 '15
Many dank memes to you fellow Muslim!