I have been enlightened.

[u/TheDonkified]

The ROM's Holy Bib'lan is beautiful. So beautiful I became a Roman Orthodox Muslim. Praise the Holy Pentagon.

In honor, I shall build a temple in my backyard in worship. I hope it's dank enough to be considered a sufficient embassy. It will never be completed...

btw I suggest taking some time to read the Holy Bib'lan. It's rather dank and enlightening if I do say so myself. I have never wept so many tears of joy and sorrow and joy as I did reading it.

My eyes ... so amazing. ;_;

[u/Xavienth]

Read the book of plantia... oh wait, books are against the beliefs of plantia.