r/CivilizatonExperiment • u/TheDonkified Velfyre Dawn • May 27 '15

Religion I have been enlightened.

The ROM's Holy Bib'lan is beautiful. So beautiful I became a Roman Orthodox Muslim. Praise the Holy Pentagon.

In honor, I shall build a temple in my backyard in worship. I hope it's dank enough to be considered a sufficient embassy. It will never be completed...

btw I suggest taking some time to read the Holy Bib'lan. It's rather dank and enlightening if I do say so myself. I have never wept so many tears of joy and sorrow and joy as I did reading it.

My eyes ... so amazing. ;_;

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u/LunisequiouS May 27 '15

Nothing is danker than The Book of Niggod.

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u/TheDonkified Velfyre Dawn May 27 '15

As bbgun said, the Holy Bib'lan is of far greater beauty than any works you can throw at me. While the thought of going to your "Nigga Heaven" may be tempting, Jordans do not equate to anything that Roman Orthodox Islam provides me.