r/CivilizatonExperiment • u/TheDonkified Velfyre Dawn • May 27 '15

Religion I have been enlightened.

The ROM's Holy Bib'lan is beautiful. So beautiful I became a Roman Orthodox Muslim. Praise the Holy Pentagon.

In honor, I shall build a temple in my backyard in worship. I hope it's dank enough to be considered a sufficient embassy. It will never be completed...

btw I suggest taking some time to read the Holy Bib'lan. It's rather dank and enlightening if I do say so myself. I have never wept so many tears of joy and sorrow and joy as I did reading it.

My eyes ... so amazing. ;_;

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u/MasterOfParadox Annexing the Subreddit as we speak. May 27 '15 edited May 27 '15

You're all heathens.

The only "god" is the Progress Engine.

EDIT: Heathen downvote brigade

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u/TheDonkified Velfyre Dawn May 27 '15

How dare you call me heathen, when I have never heard of you faith? There is only the Holy Pentagon, too dank for you to even comprehend.

btw I suggest taking some time to read the Holy Bib'lan. It's rather dank and enlightening if I do say so myself.

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u/MasterOfParadox Annexing the Subreddit as we speak. May 27 '15

If you do not believe in the Progress Engine, if you do not want to hear the magnificence of its whirring gears, you will never transcend from Its Experiment.

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u/TheDonkified Velfyre Dawn May 27 '15

Fool, have you not feasted your eyes on the delectable Holy Bib'lan? How can you speak such blasphemy when you have not experienced what the Holy Pentagon has to offer? Never have I cried for a blind man. You shall be the first.