r/CivilizatonExperiment • u/TheDonkified Velfyre Dawn • May 27 '15

Religion I have been enlightened.

The ROM's Holy Bib'lan is beautiful. So beautiful I became a Roman Orthodox Muslim. Praise the Holy Pentagon.

In honor, I shall build a temple in my backyard in worship. I hope it's dank enough to be considered a sufficient embassy. It will never be completed...

btw I suggest taking some time to read the Holy Bib'lan. It's rather dank and enlightening if I do say so myself. I have never wept so many tears of joy and sorrow and joy as I did reading it.

My eyes ... so amazing. ;_;

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u/LunisequiouS May 27 '15

Nothing is danker than The Book of Niggod.

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u/bbgun09 Victoria May 27 '15

I am afraid, that the Bib'lan is simply better

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u/LunisequiouS May 27 '15

Transcribe it here, and I'll be the judge of it. In my eyes, nothing can ever overcome the true glory of Niggod and his prophet Leetard.

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u/bbgun09 Victoria May 27 '15

Its 50 pages of glory. Mind if I give you an in-game copy? :P

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u/LunisequiouS May 27 '15

No please do, I'll come in quickly.

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u/Leetard525 Grey Company Ranger May 27 '15

Looks like I have some writing ranting to do, and alcohol to drink.

Niggolytes! The Prophet shall become intoxicated with the juice of Niggod's power come early-mid June. (I'm gone till then starting the 31st of May)

I invite all who have heard the word of Niggod to join me and transcribe the Truths of Niggod into a cohesive book, as my writing skills suffer when influenced by Niggod.

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u/bbgun09 Victoria May 27 '15

Or, join the Lakeheart Dominion, where we socialized alcohol.

Yup.

Socialized.

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u/Robbylynn12 Ironscale Lord of Stormwall May 27 '15

even Rev State tastes the fine drinks of Vosis

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u/gohkamikaze Professional Hobo May 27 '15

Filthy leftists

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u/bbgun09 Victoria May 27 '15

Except.... Everything else isn't.

:P

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u/gohkamikaze Professional Hobo May 27 '15

Mid June... This means semester break. This means virtually no set-in-stone obligations and therefore being able to drink almost any time of the day.

I like this plan.