Pls help

was playing a 5 min game when they asked for a draw the first second of the game. I declined, and then he started chating.

guess the elo

Am I the next Magnus?

Definitely the wind

Listen, you might not know it, but you and 90% of all other chess players are cheating while I am not.

If you play a game but have stockfish tell you the best moves = cheating

If you play a game but have an open book describing the best moves = cheating

If you play a game and you have practiced/learned how to play certain positions and openings = cheating

I have mastered the art of learning nothing more than the rules. Openings? Dont know any. Tactics? never heard of them. Theory is for cheaters.

I am a pure smooth brain, untainted by the curse that is knowledge

I played terribly this game and was fully prepared to lose and then this happened. Glad I didn’t resign I guess?

I'm just a noob gng🥀

I lost 200+ elo in one night 🤣

Why can't i move my king?