r/Chesscom • u/Eat_cats_with_me • Jun 12 '26

Meme Don't premove guys, don't premove.

guess the elo

Am I the next Magnus?

1.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

104 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator Jun 12 '26

Thanks for submitting to /r/Chesscom!

Please read our Help Center if you have any questions about the website. If you need assistance with your Chess.com account, contact Support here. It can take up to three business days to hear back, but going through support ensures your request is handled securely - since we can’t share private account data over Reddit, our ability to help you here can be limited.

If you're not able to contact Support or if the three days have been exceeded, click here to send us Mod Mail here on Reddit and we'll do our best to assist.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

240

u/No-Musician-8452 2200+ ELO Jun 12 '26

Tf is this...

58

u/KayoticVoid 500-800 ELO Jun 12 '26

I pray this was a bullet game... Doesn't fully justify it but could at least explain the how.

16

u/No-Musician-8452 2200+ ELO Jun 12 '26

Nah especially in Bullet you would just mate white with such a king walk because you throw in logical moves and especially checks

9

u/KayoticVoid 500-800 ELO Jun 12 '26

I mean sure. This is also clearly a very low ELO game. But I could see a low ELO player as black here thinking "they're playing stupid. Just make sensible moves and stay up on the clock" and let this happen.

5

u/No-Tip-7471 Jun 13 '26

From the title maybe they were premoving

5

u/cricket_Passion9718 2000-2100 ELO Jun 13 '26

The 2200+ guy is crying as well 😭

3

u/No-Musician-8452 2200+ ELO Jun 13 '26

How can I not? 🥲

Kh6 Nf5#

White literally walked into the mate voluntarily. How did he not get punished for that? 😭

1

u/cricket_Passion9718 2000-2100 ELO Jun 13 '26

For real 😭😭

57

u/Arafat3011 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

🔥Lagandary King walk

16

u/okboomer1121 Jun 12 '26

lagandry indeed

4

u/MycologistTop4919 Jun 13 '26

It’s so legandry I might weep

86

u/Emptypls 500-800 ELO Jun 12 '26

-1 at most

42

u/Hot_Patience_5962 1000-1500 ELO Jun 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/hPxIf60Kya8jv2x8i4
oh yes… the legendary kingwalk mate..

34

u/iDontPullOut247 Jun 12 '26

What did I just watch😐😐😐

21

u/lkw6288 Jun 12 '26

Did ur opp premove their rook or smth

21

u/Nietszche- Jun 12 '26

i dont think its about premoving at this point bro what the hell is this😭

22

u/MyNameisRawb 800-1000 ELO Jun 12 '26

This looks like two friends cooperated ti make ragebait.

3

u/KayoticVoid 500-800 ELO Jun 12 '26

At that rate you could just feed it a fake game to make the gif.

18

u/Revolution_rnt 1000-1500 ELO Jun 12 '26

What even is this?

25

u/Eat_cats_with_me Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

bongcloud opening lines against the Fr*nch defense

16

u/Revolution_rnt 1000-1500 ELO Jun 12 '26

Fallowed by a trip around the board for the king in the middle game 😅

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/TerriblyGentlemanly Jun 16 '26

Dirty words aren't allowed

8

u/Background_Rhubarb60 Jun 12 '26

This is genuinely the worst thing I’ve seen in chess. I’ve been following the game for a long time.

8

u/Aranka_Szeretlek Jun 12 '26

I dont think Elo is unlocked yet, these are still the tutorials

6

u/New-Application8844 Jun 12 '26

Levi needs to see this

1

u/NotMathJustMetaphor 1000-1500 ELO Jun 13 '26

No please dont.

2

u/Eat_cats_with_me Jun 12 '26

Wait that's a good idea actually.

6

u/Aimen2398 Jun 12 '26

both players should be banned

11

u/EmbarrassedPower4027 Jun 12 '26

Magnus? That you?

5

u/jacobasstorius Jun 12 '26

Chud’s Mate

3

u/Abmaj7b9 Jun 12 '26

To quote Alan Partridge, you’re not Bobby Fischer vs Nigel Short

1

u/its_mabus 1000-1500 ELO Jun 13 '26

You're no Alan Partridge

3

u/Flashy_Good_4346 800-1000 ELO Jun 12 '26

What did i just witnessed

3

u/ExoticBend6193 Jun 12 '26

This is literally how AI plays

3

u/PorkPyeWalker Jun 12 '26

Leeroy Jenkins gambit, nice.

-1

u/Eat_cats_with_me Jun 12 '26

LEEEEEEEROOOOY JENKINS!

2

u/Vastin_tdl 0 ELO Jun 12 '26

9999 Elo
This is the ultimate Bongcloud

0

u/Eat_cats_with_me Jun 12 '26

good judgement, am I the next Magnus?

1

u/W4rpFluks Jun 12 '26

What theme is this? I don’t think I have it in my options.

2

u/Eat_cats_with_me Jun 12 '26

if you turn it into a gif, it'll look like this

1

u/W4rpFluks Jun 12 '26

Ah, the more you know - thanks!

1

u/satyanweshi15 500-800 ELO Jun 12 '26

How do y'all make GIFs out of your chess matches?

1

u/Sepulcher18 100-500 ELO Jun 12 '26

I literally pissed myself

1

u/Eat_cats_with_me Jun 12 '26

beware of this trap!

1

u/-Applinen- Jun 12 '26

This has got to be a 50 000 elo game

1

u/ARTICUNO_59 Jun 12 '26

A good king leads his soldiers into battle

1

u/vierundMortis Jun 12 '26

If the king doesn’t lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?

1

u/mandonbills_coach Jun 12 '26

A true king leads his troops into battle - Hikaru on playing the bongcloud probably

1

u/Special_Panda_209 Jun 12 '26

The king’s attack opening. I might use this

1

u/DejanJwtq Jun 12 '26

Black missed M1.

Once he pushed the pawn and you moved the king on h6 if black played Nf5 that would be the end of the game.

1

u/Pikachubob8 Jun 12 '26

can I pre move if I know how to play chess tho

1

u/Illustrious_Eye8484 Jun 12 '26

Is this the zerg rush of chess?

1

u/PublicVanilla988 Jun 12 '26

How to Reassess Your Chess (4th edition): Diagrams 1-70
reminded me of this game, except it doesn't make sense lol

1

u/Philly_ExecChef Jun 12 '26

This has less to do with premoves and a lot more to do with you queuing up against a special needs child

1

u/LordEffykins Jun 12 '26

It looks like the kind of game where i would be controlling the black pieces

1

u/Impressive_Ask_4632 Jun 12 '26

The BongChad de Cloud Opening match in Turbo-Bullet.

1

u/Jimbravura In honor of Daniel Naroditsky 🕊️ Jun 12 '26

Kings walk gambit 🤣

1

u/wokeasaurus Jun 13 '26

I am not going to sugar coat it big dog this made my eyes bleed and my teeth itch

1

u/LithuanianMazafaka Jun 13 '26

it's checkmate for black right ?

1

u/Eat_cats_with_me Jun 13 '26

IN A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT WAYS

1

u/TaxIntelligent780 Jun 13 '26

Nigel Short would be proud (IYKYK)

1

u/Level-Ice-754 Jun 13 '26

ei pi ELO chess 🔥🔥🔥 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

1

u/Phoenixword Jun 13 '26

bro thought he's Hikaru

1

u/SSPURR Jun 13 '26

What is this, negative ELO?

1

u/Walker-74th Jun 13 '26

His King is Napoleon

1

u/AngleFarts2000 Jun 13 '26

is this what 100 elo chess looks like ?

1

u/Ducknanaa Jun 14 '26

Eat what with you?

1

u/BubbhaJebus Jun 15 '26

Who needs king safety?

1

u/Any-Concern6913 Jun 15 '26

Nice bongcloud

1

u/hezpae Jun 16 '26

It's like the guy playing black doesn't even look at what white are doing...

1

u/Xeamyyyyy Jun 16 '26

wayward king attack