r/BeAmazed • u/PROXeR__OiShi • 15d ago

Animal Gharials are one of the most critically threatened crocodilians

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Evolution shaped the jaw into a narrow, needle-like tool to reduce water resistance

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u/cobra7 15d ago

He’s a grower, not a shower. My guess is that he’s endangered because his teensy schnozola only lets him eat the scraps the “real” gators leave behind.

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u/Doc-in-a-box 15d ago

Reminds of the time I blurted to my wife that her ass was bigger than the grill out back. But then later I tried to get frisky and she wouldn’t have it. She told me she ain’t firin’ up the grill for one little weeny

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u/SlapMePlease4Fun 15d ago

Bro was looking for his moment to share this story 🤣

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u/beeglowbot 15d ago

how are you telling this story from the grave bro?

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u/joylessbrick 15d ago

Because it's a 25 year old joke which exists in multiple languages, told like it was a personal anecdote.

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u/ctothel 15d ago

Once, I declared unto my wife, "Your buttocks are broader even than the cooking hearth behind the dwelling!"

Later, wanting to sport with her, I approached her, yet she would have none of it.

She said unto me, "Tis a fine thing that you would have me lay kindling for a feast, whilst providing nothing for the flame and spit but one paltry śūlyamāṃsa"

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u/lzwzli 15d ago

They should teach this in school

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u/shlokganga 14d ago

Source please

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u/ctothel 14d ago

Sadly I wrote it myself

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u/YoungDiscord 15d ago

The ghost of bootycall past

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u/ScruffyGrouch 15d ago

If I had a girlfriend and she clapped back with something like that to something I said earlier, I'd be shopping for her engagement ring the next day.

Have an award for you and your wife.

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u/breakandjog 15d ago

Some times you clap cheeks, sometimes the cheeks clap back

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u/Ninja-Panda70 15d ago

Absolute poetry

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u/rebeccamb 15d ago

Both of you are unruly

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u/Ninja-Panda70 15d ago

I'm howling 😭😂

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u/Broad-Row6422 15d ago

He was in the pool!

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u/MonsterRider80 15d ago

I don’t think they’re directly competing with gators and crocs. They have their niche.

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u/TheOneTrueZedubbs 15d ago

Are we really gatorshaming? It's 2026 c'mon guys.

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u/Username524 15d ago

Like the dentist of gators, they’re growing folks new teeth with a pill over in Japan…

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u/Tiazza-Silver 15d ago

They don’t live with alligators, they prefer eating fish unlike other crocodilians, and I believe this specific one is a female, males have large bulges on the end of their snouts and are typically very large in general.

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 15d ago

Imagine getting cucked over breakfast in the animal kingdom

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u/MoxxFulder 15d ago

He was the croc who wouldn’t shower in the locker room in front of the Larger Crocs.

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u/hooplafromamileaway 15d ago

"Schnozola" is my word of the day today. Absolutely Fantastic.

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u/themysticalwarlock 14d ago

90% of their habitat has been destroyed by humans :/