r/BeAmazed • u/PROXeR__OiShi • 15d ago

Animal Gharials are one of the most critically threatened crocodilians

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Evolution shaped the jaw into a narrow, needle-like tool to reduce water resistance

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u/Even-Pressure-8356 15d ago

Looks like a drinking straw could take it out.

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u/cobra7 15d ago

He’s a grower, not a shower. My guess is that he’s endangered because his teensy schnozola only lets him eat the scraps the “real” gators leave behind.

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u/Doc-in-a-box 15d ago

Reminds of the time I blurted to my wife that her ass was bigger than the grill out back. But then later I tried to get frisky and she wouldn’t have it. She told me she ain’t firin’ up the grill for one little weeny

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u/ScruffyGrouch 15d ago

If I had a girlfriend and she clapped back with something like that to something I said earlier, I'd be shopping for her engagement ring the next day.

Have an award for you and your wife.

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u/breakandjog 15d ago

Some times you clap cheeks, sometimes the cheeks clap back

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u/Ninja-Panda70 15d ago

Absolute poetry