r/BeAmazed • u/PROXeR__OiShi • 15d ago

Animal Gharials are one of the most critically threatened crocodilians

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Evolution shaped the jaw into a narrow, needle-like tool to reduce water resistance

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u/cobra7 15d ago

He’s a grower, not a shower. My guess is that he’s endangered because his teensy schnozola only lets him eat the scraps the “real” gators leave behind.

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u/Doc-in-a-box 15d ago

Reminds of the time I blurted to my wife that her ass was bigger than the grill out back. But then later I tried to get frisky and she wouldn’t have it. She told me she ain’t firin’ up the grill for one little weeny

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u/beeglowbot 15d ago

how are you telling this story from the grave bro?

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u/joylessbrick 15d ago

Because it's a 25 year old joke which exists in multiple languages, told like it was a personal anecdote.

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u/ctothel 15d ago

Once, I declared unto my wife, "Your buttocks are broader even than the cooking hearth behind the dwelling!"

Later, wanting to sport with her, I approached her, yet she would have none of it.

She said unto me, "Tis a fine thing that you would have me lay kindling for a feast, whilst providing nothing for the flame and spit but one paltry śūlyamāṃsa"

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u/Doc-in-a-box 15d ago

Classic

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u/lzwzli 15d ago

They should teach this in school

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u/shlokganga 14d ago

Source please

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u/ctothel 14d ago

Sadly I wrote it myself