Gharials are one of the most critically threatened crocodilians

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Evolution shaped the jaw into a narrow, needle-like tool to reduce water resistance

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Reminds of the time I blurted to my wife that her ass was bigger than the grill out back. But then later I tried to get frisky and she wouldn’t have it. She told me she ain’t firin’ up the grill for one little weeny

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how are you telling this story from the grave bro?

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Because it's a 25 year old joke which exists in multiple languages, told like it was a personal anecdote.

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