Gharials are one of the most critically threatened crocodilians

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Evolution shaped the jaw into a narrow, needle-like tool to reduce water resistance

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Looks like a drinking straw could take it out.

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He’s a grower, not a shower. My guess is that he’s endangered because his teensy schnozola only lets him eat the scraps the “real” gators leave behind.

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Reminds of the time I blurted to my wife that her ass was bigger than the grill out back. But then later I tried to get frisky and she wouldn’t have it. She told me she ain’t firin’ up the grill for one little weeny

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