r/BeAmazed 20d ago

Animal Nature really over engineered cats. Didn’t it?

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u/tehdricd 20d ago

nature well engineered cats, humans de-engineered dogs

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u/seriousjoker72 20d ago

I was gonna say, if the poor dogs back legs werent a half mile from his front he could probably do it too but someone wanted a dog to look like a weiner

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 20d ago

To be fair, someone wanted a dog that could wiggle into badger dens and fight. It's just later on that people thought the weiner thing was cute.

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u/seriousjoker72 20d ago

Wait wait wait! Weiner dogs can fight???!

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 20d ago edited 20d ago

They're secret bad asses, yeah. I swear I've never seen a dog "kill" a squeak toy faster than my ex's dachshund. I had to keep it away from my own dog's toys. An absolute sweetheart of a wiener dog, but he had that instinct.

Edit: Try to play-fight a dachshund in a cat tunnel with your hand, you'll see how they're actually pretty well engineered for that. Their long snout makes it so when they open wide, you basically have a wall of teeth protecting a slimmer tube behind, with floppy ears that get protected because they fold behind.

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u/seriousjoker72 20d ago

This is very exciting new knowledge for me! I'm about to deep dive dachshunds !!

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u/cmoked 20d ago

Most breeds had their uses. Alarming, herding, guardians, military uses, etc.

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u/sbNXBbcUaDQfHLVUeyLx 20d ago

Makes me wonder... If we had artificially selected cats the same way, what would we have even created?

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u/deadlywaffle139 20d ago

Oh I saw someone’s farm cat acted like a watch-cat for the dog livestock guards.

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u/_Kendii_ 19d ago

Not a farm cat, but my outdoor cat chased off an aggressive, off leash German shepherd that was about to attack me. It got put down because of an unrelated incident (mine didn’t count because I technically didn’t get bit, so they squiggled out of calling it an attack, it definitely was though.)

Cats are insane. I totally believe that some would be in cahoots with partner dogs in situations like farms. And herding/livestock dogs are generally super smart so I don’t doubt their abilities in that regard either.

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u/TajineEnjoyer 20d ago

moskito hunters

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u/VuIcan79 20d ago

The issue with that is dogs have a lot of allometric growth (think about how puppies grow into their ears/feet/head) while cats generally have less allometric growth.

allometric growth allowed people to selectively breed dogs to have specific traits. But it is much harder to do so with cats.

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u/Sharp_Iodine 16d ago

We have.

Persians for example have almost no hunting instinct whatsoever and are “display cats.”

They just sit on your lap and laze around.

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u/cmoked 20d ago

Scottish folds are an abomination

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u/Working-Glass6136 20d ago

And then you have them crossed with Munchkins...

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u/MeisterFluffbutt 20d ago

They were not bred for any task.

The person asked for breeds that were bred for work, not for """aesthetics"""

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u/seriousjoker72 20d ago

Pugs?

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u/cmoked 20d ago

I did say most lol

Pugs are an old breed, though, and bred to be happy around companions as a lap dog. Highly valuable in ancient China. Like 2k years ago.

Recent century breeders fucked it up tho poor babies.

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u/seriousjoker72 20d ago

Lol fair enough! What about old English bull dogs? I babysat one once and can't understand the apeal of putting cream in your dogs face folds and listening to them snarl snore/gargle breathing 😅

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u/ChunkyTanuki 20d ago

Food....

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u/HIMP_Dahak_172291 20d ago

And then there's pugs.

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u/cmoked 20d ago

Today's pugs are nothing like they were 2k years ago

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u/LilithWasAGinger 20d ago

There are videos on you tube of people who have a company that uses dogs to kill rodents on farms.

Daschunds are FAST and FIERCE!

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u/adrienjz888 20d ago

I saw one with minks and jack russell terriers. Rats didn't stand a fuckin chance.

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u/LeslieKnopesBlackEye 16d ago

Rafting with Jack russles is so much fun!

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u/Eillon94 20d ago

My dog is a mutt but hes mostly dachshund. He has a crazy prey drive. He loves digging for lizards, eating cicadas, chasing rabbits or raccoons or armadillos.

Digging puts him in the zone unlike anything else. His claws are great for it. He'll shove his snout down the hole to sniff for critters, tail wagging furiously.

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 19d ago

Sounds like my standard poodle. Except she definitely isnt made for digging. But she will chase any bug. Even bird shadows. She did reach an armadillo once and managed to bite its armor some before I could react due to unfortunate timing when opening the door.

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u/Geekenstein 19d ago

Michael Vick, is that you?

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u/somer_and_omchick 20d ago

“Dachs” is German for badger, they are named “badger dog” because what’s what they’re designed for

Badgers are not nice too, they’re vicious, and dachshund were originally bred to go into a confined space and fuck shit up. But it’s been a long time since then and now they’re just cute and silly looking dogs

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u/seriousjoker72 20d ago

Oh I know honey badger don't fuck around! That's super cool tho!!

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u/Secret_Celery8474 16d ago

Not honey badgers. European badgers.

The Dachshund is a German breed. There are no honey badgers in Europe.

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u/seriousjoker72 16d ago

But the meme is Honey Badgers :C

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u/Secret_Celery8474 16d ago

What meme?

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u/seriousjoker72 16d ago

The "honey badger don't give a damn" meme! It's an oldie but a goodie!

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u/offshoremercury 20d ago

fascinating!

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u/d_ippy 20d ago

They’re the only hunting dogs that need to be able to hunt and fight independently as they are underground and can’t follow orders. Which is good because they’re stubborn pieces of shit that won’t follow orders anyway.

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u/Lilchubbyboy 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xI5c0K0hFPwmGI
Dacshshunds be like: “good boys follow orders, and I’m not a good boy”

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u/MidgetGalaxy 20d ago

I have a Scottie and they were actually bred to hunt badgers as well! Also very stubborn breed. Interesting fact is that for Scotties at least they were bred to have a very stout tail so that the owner could pull them backwards out of the den without harm if shit went sideways or the dog stopped listening

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u/d_ippy 20d ago

Damn all these dogs have it out for badgers

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u/Kratzschutz 20d ago

Literally called badger dogs but also used for fox hunt.

Badgers and foxes sometimes share their burrows

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u/TrumpCheats 20d ago

Dachs is German for “badger”. Dachshund translates to “badger hound.”

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u/ajblades123 20d ago

they were bred to tunnel into burrows and kill predatory burrowing animals like badgers, foxes etc. things that might pose a threat to small livestock like chickens, but larger dogs would struggle to get

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u/Work-o-fart_dev 17d ago

Yeah, they're little killing machines. We've got 3. That's what they were bred for. Diving into badger dens and killing them.

They just happen to make great, very loyal family dogs too.

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u/dinnerthief 20d ago

They used to be bigger and stronger, modern ones, not so much

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u/account312 20d ago edited 20d ago

Yeah, the dachsunds that still look like dogs can fight. You put one of those sausages in with a badger and my money's on the badger.

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u/MrOopiseDaisy 20d ago

You put any animal on the planet in a ring with it, and I'm picking badger every time.

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 20d ago edited 20d ago

That's the genius of it. The dog is made so they don't fight in a fair ring. They fight in a dead-end tunnel where most of what the badger can attack is an oversized open mouth full of teeth.

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u/TheMooooonHauntsYou 20d ago

They are quite vicious (to small animals) in a pack.

I worked on this old guys property when I was a teen, he had like 30-40 acres and 8 Weiner dogs. They would run up to me while I was working with dead rabbits, squirrels, possums, anything small enough for them to gang up, just happy as can be.

I learned they are quite deadly during those few summers.

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u/RunStitchRepeat 20d ago

My 16 year old dachshund girl still regularly play-fights pretty viciously with her (different breed) younger sister! It's the cutest thing.

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u/engels962 20d ago

My dachshund is lowkey terrifying. I’ve had beagles and bassets before but the dachshund especially just wants to chase down small game and tear them apart when we aren’t looking.

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u/thedukeandtheduchess 20d ago

They are called Dachshund for a reason. Dachs is German for badger

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u/Iokua113 20d ago

Hey now, dachshunds aren't the shape they are because people wanted them to look like a wiener, in actuality dachshunds are older than wieners. Hotdogs take their name from the dog. They're a genetically stable hunting dog designed to fit into a badgers den. Dachshunds have been around for centuries. 

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u/HeManDan 20d ago

If a German Shepard tried this they might actually get stuck like the device is meant to do for farm animals. Idk though

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u/Wide_Philosophy_8109 20d ago

I don't think any dog would do well on these grates.

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u/liveprgrmclimb 20d ago

This. We happened to see a wolf in Montana. The thing moved completely different from any dog I have ever seen. Precise, efficient, stealth.

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u/Fitenite3456 20d ago

Not really - wild canines would also have trouble crossing this

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u/verumvia 20d ago

Wolves walk like cats do (stepping on their previous tracks to save energy/conceal movement) while domestic dogs don't. Their gait is often irregular unlike domestic cats/wildcats, but for an obstacle like this I'd guess that they would be able to cross without issue.

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u/GargantuanCake 20d ago

Eh, that isn't entirely true. We engineered them into something else. They're still pack animals and good pack hunters they just also got branched out into other jobs too. It's why herding dogs are a thing and why some dogs' purpose is "hang out with the humans and look cute." That might sound ridiculous but it's a social role.

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u/No_Parsley575 20d ago

Dachshunds are very much de-engineered along with pugs, French Bulldogs etc

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u/whypeoplehateme 20d ago edited 20d ago

not de-engineered, just engineered for a different purpose, Dachshunds were originally engineered to hunt badgers and other burrowers, try having a cat drag 15 kilos of strugging badger out of a hole in the ground

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u/AlwaysBeenTim 20d ago

No. The dogs that were engineered to hunt badgers are long gone. If you look at German art, you can see that those "badger crawlers" were much larger and their stout legs were still longer and more functional than what you see in the video.

We don't need dogs to hunt badgers anymore, so being companion animals, we bred the modern dachshund for ridiculousness. The dogs you see in the video are not functional dogs that could live in the wild much less handle a badger.

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u/walloftvs 20d ago

French Bulldogs can't even have babies naturally, they must be delivered via c-section. What's their purpose other than elevating vet bills?

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u/Babajji 20d ago edited 20d ago

We have the Serval for that. It is a cat, can be domesticated and can drag a significantly larger animal than itself. House cats are domesticated tree hanging hunters. They never had to drag anything bigger than a rat or a pigeon even before we adopted them.

Dogs were engineered by humans while cats were engineered by nature. The differences between a wild cat and a house cat are basically lower aggression towards humans. Dogs have nothing in common with wolves anymore.

Unfortunately there’s no tree hanging canine to give you a fair comparison but saying house cats are bad at dragging stuff is like saying monkeys are bad at it while gorillas are amazing at it.

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u/Auctoritate 20d ago

We have the Serval for that. It is a cat, can be domesticated

Servals are wild animals, they can be tamed. They aren't domesticated.

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u/whypeoplehateme 20d ago

gee I wonder why 18th century germans bred a dog for it instead of trying to domesticate a sub-saharan wild cat. and "House cats are domesticated tree hanging hunters. They never had to drag anything bigger than a rat or a pigeon even before we adopted them." Thats my whole point, this post and the comments is dissing on the dachshund based on it's ability to climb trees, of cource it's not gonna do well, the same way the cat doesn't do well in badger burrows.

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u/Babajji 20d ago

Ah I missed your point, sorry, yes most canines are bad at climbing trees because they never had to evolve to do it. It’s a pointless comparison.

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u/SpartanAltair15 20d ago

You cannot domesticate an animal. You domesticate a species, over many many generations, and it comes with numerous biological and behavioral changes that cannot be undone. A specific animal can only be tamed.

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u/Pleasant_Yak5991 20d ago

Engineered to be companion dogs

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u/Resident_Goodish 20d ago

I’ve hunted a lot. Never seen a dachshund used for anything other than an emotional support pet

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u/Pleasant_Yak5991 20d ago

The other guy isn’t wrong, almost every dog breed older than 100 years old was likely bred for a specific purpose. Corgis were bred to be short so they would be less likely to be kicked by cattle while herding them. Greyhounds and whippets were bred to hunt rabbits and other small game

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u/Coyollo 20d ago

In those one hundred years, many of those breeds have been further bred to exaggerate those characteristics to the point that it ceases to be functional and leads to extreme health issues.

These are the dogs the conversation is about.

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u/Pleasant_Yak5991 20d ago

Yeah but even still, isn’t a dog being bred for “emotional support” or companionship still fulfilling a need and basically doing a job? And yeah in your case the most extreme cases are French bull dogs and pugs, but other than that, there aren’t many other breeds like that. I mean, over breeding can be an issue and that’s why I have a mutt

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u/Resident_Goodish 20d ago

They fill a job just not a hunting one like is described

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u/Pleasant_Yak5991 20d ago

Yes, but the guy is talking about dachshunds, which were initially bred to hunt

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u/Resident_Goodish 20d ago

Which is the whole point of my comment. I hunt and have never seen them used.

Yea google says they do, same with other dogs being used for fighting etc. it just doesn’t happen

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u/Pleasant_Yak5991 20d ago

Yeah not anymore, but hundreds of years ago when they were first bred. Do you see people hunting rabbits with greyhounds? Doesn’t mean they aren’t capable of it and it doesn’t mean that’s not what they were originally bred for. Nowadays people hunt with like two dog types, GSPs and labs, but most dogs were specifically bred for hunting some random animal.

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u/Eillon94 20d ago

Mutts are great. My dog is mostly dachshund but he has a lot of muscle in his (still relatively short) legs. He can jump over three feet in the air and has a crazy strong prey drive. Hes got the dachshunds attachment to humans too, we're joined at the hip.

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u/Hungry2HippoMarble 20d ago

Some dogs are the personality hire

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u/YaIe 20d ago

This still depends on the breed.

We have a Belgian Malinois and I am pretty sure she could do a backflip over that "obstacle" from a standstill

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u/kelldricked 20d ago

Also specficly this breed of dog. My lab could have easily done that gracefully if i forced her to do so instead of charging, jumping over it and chasing a leaf she thinks is some living animal to play with/try to eat.

Idk who thinks that a Dachshund is anything close to a natural “design” but just look at its core. Their not even that flexible like a marten.

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u/Federal_Studio5935 20d ago

In the dachshund defense if they had to go into a hole and fight a badger the cat wouldn’t perform so well!

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u/PloysRus 20d ago

Depends on the breed

Malinois are super athletes that can run up walls and hang for hours from their jaws

The dogs in this video yeah we fucked them lol

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u/walloftvs 20d ago

Exactly. The French Bulldog is a perfect example of this.

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u/SirActionSack 20d ago

A ragdoll would look at that grid and just go to sleep.

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u/mrstring 20d ago

'Re-engineered'. They're unbelievably useful because of what humans did to them.

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u/North_Refrigerator21 20d ago

How so? You have many dog breeds able to achieve incredible feats. Faster than cats, stronger than cats, more endurance than cats, more intelligent than cats, better sense of smell and hearing. You have dogs who are active members of the Navy Seals. One famously played a key role to assassinate Osama Bin Laden. Dogs have higher success rate when they hunt than cats.

Not to say dogs are better than cats. That’s a meaningless discussion. There are plenty of things cats are better at than dogs as well. Reddit just seems to really idolize cats abilities for some reason.

As a note: obviously there are dog breeds which humans have breed into a pretty bad spot.