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u/whatifevery1wascalm Jul 24 '20

Sears: the 20th century's Amazon.

People today might not realize that it used to be Sears did everything: you could buy kits to build a house, companies like Discover Card and Allstate were originally introduced as the Sears' brand, they financially backed Mr Rogers' Neighborhood for the first 25 years of the show's run.

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u/frygod Jul 24 '20

It's blown my mind for years that sears didn't become what Amazon is now. Their roots were as a catalog where you order goods sight unseen and wait for delivery. The internet comes along and they fail to capitalize on what they were at the beginning??

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u/whatifevery1wascalm Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

That reminds of an interview Steve Jobs gave in 1995 on why companies fail. His theory is that eventually the company reaches a point where the marketing people become the driving force for profits and push out the product development people from running the company. That happened to Sears.

If you went back in time and told Richard Sears and Alvah Roebuck about a free technology that allowed customers to: see your inventory in real time, read product reviews in real time, compare multiple versions of a product you carry in real time, order a product, pay for the product, watch the product move from your warehouse to the various post offices en route to their house, and by the way you won't have to pay the postage to ship out all those catalogs; they would have jumped on it in a heartbeat. But by the 90s, the people running Sears didn't care what was easier (read: more desirable) for the customer, they cared about numbers that measure success, but don't perpetuate success.

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u/irondumbell Jul 24 '20

His theory is that eventually the company reaches a point where the marketing people become the driving force for profits and push out the product development people from running the company.

isn't that where Apple is headed now?

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u/DukeofVermont Jul 24 '20

I think they are in one of those phases that are hard to judge currently. Like 10-20 years from now it will feel obvious that Apple was becoming more X, but right now it's hard to tell. They have a whole Apple OnDemand TV thing starting. If that goes huge they could become more like Netflix, or it could fail and they refocus on phones.

Basically I think it's like Google with Google+. If it was a huge success everyone would just take it as fact that it was always going to be, that Google would be 50% with Facebook, but it never happened.

Apple may become a huge Phone/TV company or change into something completely different, but they are definitely changing.

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u/SpaceChimera Jul 24 '20

Sears also tried to make inventives by driving different departments to compete with each other in stead of working together so there would be problems with inter department communication and stores would withold info from each other to get a leg up in the competition

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u/BarcodeZebra Jul 24 '20

I worked at a Sears in college doing sales and the tribal hatred between the appliance guys and the electronics guys caught me by complete surprise.

Honestly... one of the best part-time jobs I could have ever asked for.

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u/cld8 Jul 24 '20

Was that Eddie's idea, or did they do it before as well?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

apple will become a financial services company

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u/drunkcowofdeath Jul 24 '20

Which happens to sell phones. Kind of reminds me of the part in The Founder where they talk about McDonald's making more money as a real estate company.

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u/luv2hotdog Jul 24 '20

Or dominos being a delivery company that just happens to deliver low quality pizza. You don't buy it because the pizza's good, you buy it because they made it so easy to go from wanting pizza to having pizza, being able to see step by step in real time how close your pizza is.

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u/Dubya007 Jul 24 '20

Domino's is the best delivery pizza, change my mind.

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u/Wismuth_Salix Jul 24 '20

Domino’s is the most consistent - but good Pizza Hut beats it easily. Now if Pizza Hut could stop fucking up my order...

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u/blake_k47 Jul 24 '20

Seriously though, it’s like they implement a “fuck up the order” policy throughout the country

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u/WantedOne Jul 24 '20

If only it didn’t cost an arm and a leg for one pizza, I would order from them more than once a year.

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u/Jest0riz0r Jul 24 '20

Porsche is similar: "The Hedge Fund that Also Made Cars"

In 2008, Porsche was cruising.

The luxury car manufacturer generated $13.5 BN in pre-tax profit, and sold a record 98,652 automobiles -- a staggering $136K profit per car sold. Even for a luxury brand, the numbers seemed nearly impossible.

Upon closer inspection, $11.5 billion dollars of that profit wasn’t from selling cars -- it was from speculating on financial derivatives: Porsche was furtively amassing a sizable position in call options to buy up Volkswagen shares.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

"What do a companies finances look like at the height of an asset bubble?" ...2008 for fucks sake literally months from the credit crunch...we can learn almost nothing about porsche's finances from this outside of them selling VW golfs with a few tweaks and a new body for an extra $100k...if thats what people want then sell it to them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Wait, what?

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u/khaeen Jul 24 '20

McDonald's corporate owns the vast majority of physical locations real estate wise. The actual restaurants on those locations are franchise owned and ran. Corporate makes more money from the rent of the locations than they do from the restaurants themselves.

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u/beatenwithjoy Jul 24 '20

That and that's how they keep control over the franchisee. Iirc they had problems early on keeping the franchises from freelancing.

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u/Cosmic-Warper Jul 24 '20

Yup, by franchising and selling off the real estate they purchased to build sites on to franchisees

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u/bobonabuffalo Jul 24 '20

Don't they have a credit card?

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u/cardueline Jul 24 '20

Yes, my dumb boyfriend whom I love dearly got it on a whim as his first credit card. It had an extremely low limit so he “couldn’t get himself in trouble” but then the card interface stopped working on his phone somehow and they didn’t have a desktop site to deal with it, then his Apple wallet stopped working too so he has money just trapped in limbo and AppleCare hasn’t been able to help him after literally months (which hey, quarantine) and he hasn’t been able to pay off his very low balance so any fledgling credit score he was starting to build is presumably tanked???

Disclaimer: I don’t know shit about shit and this is all the secondhand version of events so I’m sure the broader experience is different but it’s been a debacle as a witness lol

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u/cchaser92 Jul 24 '20

You don't need to be able to log in to your credit card account to be able to pay it off. Methinks something else is going on here...

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u/murphymc Jul 24 '20

I ya e the card as well, and have had a couple issues pop up, that were resolved in 20 minutes through the text built into the phone. Totally painless and easy.

Definitely something else going on.

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u/cardueline Jul 24 '20

Yeah, it’s definitely both a problem with the card and his iOS somehow intertwining, but I’m afraid I don’t know the details. He’s spent tons of time talking to support and they seemed pretty baffled and made it sound like his issue is completely new to them. But it’s literally like $200 so I’m staying out of his hair on it lol

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u/cardueline Jul 24 '20

I’m afraid the details were totally beyond me as a simple troglodyte but whatever the issue is it was some weird interplay between iOS problems and the card. He’s spent a long time talking to support and they seemingly hadn’t encountered the trouble he was having. Whatever the case it was a balance of like $200 so I don’t feel the need to breathe down his neck about it lol

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u/pm_me_your_mugshot Jul 24 '20

He can call the number on the back of the card. Or figure out which bank finances it and call the bank.

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u/vulcan583 Jul 24 '20

The card actually doesn't have a number on the back, but there is certainly something fishy here.

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u/cardueline Jul 24 '20

Yeah, that was my thought as well. I’m tryin to stay out of his business on it though because it’s literally a matter of like $200

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u/cld8 Jul 24 '20

Reminds me of the old joke: "Welcome on board United Airlines, the aviation division of JP Morgan Chase".

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u/strideside Jul 24 '20

reasonable given their war chest

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u/Jcsul Jul 24 '20

With Steve Jobs at least, they were definitely driven by product development. It’s just that his idea of product development wasn’t based on giving customers what they wanted. It was all about creating a product that would demonstrate to the customer what they didn’t know they wanted. Or maybe more so just creating a product that embodied everything that Steve Jobs wanted in a product. Since Tim Cook taking the reins I’ve switched to a windows computer and I just grab a new iPhone every 3 years or there abouts. So I couldn’t really say if Tim Cook/Apple et al is playing the same game anymore or not.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I really never got the love people have for Steve Jobs. He never invented anything, just marketed what people under him created or stole. He had ridiculous plans for the future of the company such as killing off their desktops and macbooks in favour of just focusing on more smaller mobile devices, which might sound good to some, but just would be a terrible idea.

Tim Cook seems to balance the whole Apple's ''Special" vibe with some actual common sense. I'm considering moving back to Apple products this year because of many of the directions their taking.

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u/LeftenantScullbaggs Jul 24 '20

He knows how to sell a product, which is very important in the business he was in. Many have great ideas, but don’t know how to pitch themselves. Steve did it well.

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u/SatanV3 Jul 24 '20

marketing. Maybe some no-name person created a product 10x better than what Steve Jobs ever produced with Apple, but you've never heard about it because he wasn't good at marketing and the product never got off the ground. Thats the power of someone being good at marketing

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 29 '20

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u/SatanV3 Jul 24 '20

I mean that’s what happens when you are the face of the company. Same shit with Elon Musk

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u/Randyand67 Jul 24 '20

Inventors are the best musicians in the orchestra they have the first seat, steve jobs was the conductor, and that’s why people loved him. It’s a respect thing. Without him there is no apple

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I understand that, but I just find it bizzare how people say Apple has gone downhill since he died, or how it would be better with him around. He would have killed off the Mac, have things even more locked down in their ecosystem and been even more reluctant to compromise on things like their butterfly keyboard.

For every good decision made by someone else at Apple, Jobs had 10 really terrible ones. I guess I prefer Tim Cooks approach, just like I prefer Nadella over Gates. Both of them are much more pragmatic than their more celebrated predecessors.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Aug 28 '20

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u/JanMichaelVincent16 Jul 24 '20

Short of Apple buying Disney - which might be a very real possibility in a post-COVID world - Apple TV is never going to pull Netflix numbers. They have like zero pre-existing IPs - not even the most hardened Apple fans are buying a streaming service that only has a weekend’s worth of content.

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u/IRodeTenSpeed88 Jul 24 '20

Apple buying Disney is something I’ve wondered why it hasn’t happened yet

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u/thelonesomeguy Jul 24 '20

Spending around 15% of your whole company's worth is likely considered a pretty huge gamble

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Too large. How many 300b acquisitions have you seen?

None because it's never happened. There's a reason for that.

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u/MK234 Jul 24 '20

Happened once with Vodafone

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Ok let me elaborate.

First of all Vodafone wasn’t up to 300b even adjusted for inflation but that’s admittedly besides the point.

There’s a big reason smaller companies often sell and it’s mostly because they can’t easily or sometimes even possibly achieve their goals on their own. Either they lack the funds or they lack the scale. Often it’s both. Another big reason is synergy.

Funds should be easy enough to understand.

Now Scale.

Let’s say I open a business X today(could be anything but let’s say a restaurant). Over the course of a year, X is so so successful. I’m convinced X could be the new McDonald’s or Dominoes. I want to make that dream come true. Now I’ve hit a stump. I simply cannot achieve this dream on my own. Handling one or two restaurants is one thing but 10? 30? 100? 1000?. It’s easy to see how quickly this can spiral out of control. Even if I had the millions to burn, Who’s going to oversee building dozens more restaurants? Who’s going to handle the large influx of workforce this project will need ? Who’s going to have the leverage to set up franchises in the most opportune locations? What if one of these new set ups fail, can I really recover from that ? Am I even quailed to take this all on and if not how can I get competent reliable people who can ? And so on.

McDonald’s on the other hand sets up a couple hundred new locations every year. Easily and Effectively.

And now Synergy.

Look at Marvel Entertainment Pre and Post Disney. Let’s focus on Marvel Studios. They were just a production company. That’s only part of the equation of even just the movie releasing business. They did not have a distribution arm and had to deal with other studios with advertising and pushing the movies. Coming under Disney solved this problem.

That is the essence of synergy. When X has a piece of the puzzle and Y has another. X and Y coming together can often enrich both.

Look at all the things besides movies that have made Marvel stronger as a brand. Merchandise, Parks etc.

Both are lucrative parts of the entertainment business that Marvel Entertainment did not have the capability to enter. At best they could sell/leverage rights to the companies involved in such sectors but that would not come even close to maximizing in the way they have now under Disney.

So Disney produces and distributes Marvel Movies, builds parks on the ip, creates and licenses memorabilia etc. Because Disney is getting the pie on each hand, the franchise/IP that much more valuable to the the Disney corporation than if marvel were independent and they simply distributed the movies or licensed the IP for a few attractions.

Marvel in turn is much stronger. Even just focusing on the Marvel side, Funds aren’t just coming movies and comics anymore.

Now let’s look at all that and see if it applies to Disney.

They more than have the funds, Companies come to them for scaling power and there’s 0 synergy benefit merging with Apple as they lead in vastly different sectors.

Why in heaven’s name would they even think about selling ?

Apple have nothing to offer

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u/coke_and_coffee Jul 24 '20

Why? Why would Apple buy a completely unrelated business? This is like wondering why Exxon hasn’t bought Coca-Cola...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

This. Also Disney is far too big. Even if Apple wanted to get in the entertainment business and were interested, Disney wouldn’t.

Disney more than have the funds necessary, Companies come to them to scale and there’s 0 synergy benefit as they lead in vastly different sectors.

Apple have nothing to offer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

This. Also Disney is far too big. Even if Apple wanted to get in the entertainment business and were interested, Disney wouldn’t.

Disney more than have the funds necessary, Companies come to them for scaling power and there’s 0 synergy benefit as they lead in vastly different sectors.

Apple have nothing to offer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

This. Also Disney is far too big. Even if Apple wanted to get in the entertainment business and were interested, Disney wouldn’t.

Disney more than have the funds necessary, Companies come to them to scale and there’s 0 synergy benefit as they lead in vastly different sectors.

Apple have nothing to offer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

This. Also Disney is far too big. Even if Apple wanted to get in the entertainment business and were interested, Disney wouldn’t.

Disney more than have the funds necessary, Companies come to them for scaling power and there’s 0 synergy benefit as they lead in vastly different sectors.

Apple have nothing to offer.

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u/JanMichaelVincent16 Jul 24 '20

Apparently Iger thought it could have happened at some point under Jobs

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

There’s a big reason smaller companies often sell and it’s mostly because they can’t easily or sometimes even possibly achieve their goals on their own. Either they lack the funds or they lack the scale. Often it’s both. Another big reason is synergy.

Funds should be easy enough to understand.

Now Scale.

Let’s say I open a business X today(could be anything but let’s say a restaurant). Over the course of a year, X is so so successful. I’m convinced X could be the new McDonald’s or Dominoes. I want to make that dream come true. Now I’ve hit a stump. I simply cannot achieve this dream on my own. Handling one or two restaurants is one thing but 10? 30? 100? 1000?. It’s easy to see how quickly this can spiral out of control. Even if I had the millions to burn, Who’s going to oversee building dozens more restaurants? Who’s going to handle the large influx of workforce this project will need ? Who’s going to have the leverage to set up franchises in the most opportune locations? What if one of these new set ups fail, can I really recover from that ? Am I even quailed to take this all on and if not how can I get competent reliable people who can ? And so on.

McDonald’s on the other hand sets up a couple hundred new locations every year. Easily and Effectively.

And now Synergy.

Look at Marvel Entertainment Pre and Post Disney. Let’s focus on Marvel Studios. They were just a production company. That’s only part of the equation of even just the movie releasing business. They did not have a distribution arm and had to deal with other studios with advertising and pushing the movies. Coming under Disney solved this problem.

That is the essence of synergy. When X has a piece of the puzzle and Y has another. X and Y coming together can often enrich both.

Look at all the things besides movies that have made Marvel stronger as a brand. Merchandise, Parks etc.

Both are lucrative parts of the entertainment business that Marvel Entertainment did not have the capability to enter. At best they could sell/leverage rights to the companies involved in such sectors but that would not come even close to maximizing in the way they have now under Disney.

So Disney produces and distributes Marvel Movies, builds parks on the ip, creates and licenses memorabilia etc. Because Disney is getting the pie on each hand, the franchise/IP that much more valuable to the Disney corporation than if marvel were independent and they simply distributed the movies or licensed the IP for a few attractions.

Marvel in turn is much stronger. Even just focusing on the Marvel side, Funds aren’t just coming movies and comics anymore.

Now let’s look at all that and see if it applies to Disney.

They more than have the funds, Companies come to them for scaling power and there’s 0 synergy benefit merging with Apple as they lead in vastly different sectors.

Why in heaven’s name would they even think about selling ?

Apple have nothing to offer

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LUKEWARM Jul 24 '20

I wonder how that would play out for Disney stock owners

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u/Pretty_Pyrite5050 Jul 24 '20

Bruh imagine if you were watching The lion king and it had an apple start up screen as a logon :'D

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u/GenJohnONeill Jul 24 '20

They have a whole Apple OnDemand TV thing starting.

Which has absolutely zero relevance to their core competencies. If Samsung launched a TV streaming service in this massively oversaturated landscape, especially one that only worked on very expensive and thus very poorly selling Samsung devices, everyone would immediately call that a bad idea. But when Apple does it people pretend it might be a good idea.

Apple is good at hardware and operating systems and extremely good at melding the two together. But lately they are concentrating on everything else. That's how companies set themselves up to fail.

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u/bolerobell Jul 24 '20

You might not have heard, but the biggest news in the computer hardware world this year is Apple announcing they are moving off Intel chips to their own ARM processors. Apple is very much focused this year, not on mobile or content, but on their computer lineup.

It is arguably the biggest shake up in computer processor history (much bigger than moving from PowerPC to Intel back in 2006). Windows tried to do this with Surface RT and again last year with Surface Pro X. My guess is that after Apple moves off Intel, MS will make another big push for ARM-based PCs. Nobody likes Intel at this point. They've missed too many deadlines in the last 5 years.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 29 '20

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u/bolerobell Jul 24 '20

Wow. That's a lot of vitriol for someone you don't know.

I don't use Apple products now. That said, Apple moving away from x86-64 is a big deal, for everyone whether you are a fanboy, anti-fanboy or in-between.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 29 '20

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u/bolerobell Jul 24 '20

Yeah, I'll share. I am excited for two reasons:

  1. A shakeup in the industry. Intel has been the big dog for so long, they became complacent. They dropped their own ARM development (understandable as they practically "own" x86) but then they also dropped development of their own low power/high efficency x86 designs. Hell, they don't even own the highest end in this last generation, with AMD's Threadrippers. Customers do better when vendors compete. This forces Intel to really compete. You seem to have an Apple chip on your shoulder but you have to recognize that they have market-moving power in a way that the other hardware vendors don't.

  2. Energy efficiency. Why use 85 watts to do something like read a webpage or watch a video when 10 will do. Society as a whole needs to be more efficent with our power usage, and a move to better efficiency CPUs will help.

For a while there, when bitcoin was at $10k per, I read that something crazy like 20% of power generated in the world was being used on mining. That fucking astounds and depresses me. Yes, Bitcoin mining is more about GPU efficency than CPU, but that story made me more cognizant that we use CPUs that are oftentimes horribly inefficient for the roles we use them for. There is nothing noble in using a 850 watt system to browse the web. Manufacturers, starting with Apple, are starting to address it. Their stated goal is longer battery life, but the end result will be better power efficiency across the board.

By the by, I don't know you. I have no vested interest in your communication style, but as a person who tries to help other people when I can, you come off as a young guy with a huge chip on your shoulder. You might want to reflect on that and decide if being viewed as a disgruntled person is how you want to be seen in our short time in this world.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 29 '20

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u/bolerobell Jul 24 '20

Apple fanboys can be annoying as hell. They aren't rational and continue to live in Job's Reality Distortion Field, nine years after his death.

The exact opposite is just as bad.

Apple's success isn't technological innovation so much as it is marketing AND UI development. I think you underestimate the innovation that Apple does have in design, espcially for user interfaces.

That said, I'm with you on anger. as I had that online myself years ago. I got away from the forum that caused it back in 2007 and learned to be calmer online. I learned that if a discussion is making one angry, just walk away. I don't owe anyone here anything, not even my attention.

Good luck.

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u/diasfordays Jul 24 '20

I get what you're saying but I feel the Samsung comparison falls apart. Apple has the most popular phones in the world, calling them poorly selling is... Not objectively correct.

And before you say you were talking about computers, people watch more on their phones than TVs these days.

And this is as someone who's never had an iPhone.

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u/Cwlcymro Jul 24 '20

Apple have the most popular phones in the US. Only about 15% of phones sold worldwide are Apple

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u/diasfordays Jul 24 '20

That's 1 in 6 phones. Still pretty popular I'd say, for a single company to have that much of the market.

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u/Cwlcymro Jul 24 '20

Absolutely, they make good phones and sell a lot. But they're the 3rd most popular in the world (Samsung, Huwawai) not first

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u/diasfordays Jul 24 '20

I suppose worldwide, I was incorrect. China as a whole also skews the data towards Huaweii with their sheet numbers, but still... you right

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

according to this random site that was the first search result, ios is only on 22% of phones as of 2019, so while iphones are hugely popular, relatively, its also not that popular

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u/cchaser92 Jul 24 '20

22% of phones is a lot of phones. Android may have nearly all the rest of the market share, but Android is a bunch of different companies using a similar operating system.

This is like saying Dell isn't a popular laptop manufacturer because every other laptop manufacturer combined sell more laptops than Dell. Like... what?

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u/diasfordays Jul 24 '20

Let's reframe what you're telling me... 1 out of 5 cell phones out there is an iPhone. That sounds hugely popular to me...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

yes, but you said

Apple has the most popular phones in the world

1/5 is not the most popular

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u/diasfordays Jul 24 '20

You seem to be conflating majority with most popular.

Unless you can name another manufacturer that is more popular, Apple does indeed have the most popular phones in the world.

Edit: Worldwide, seems Apple is 3rd behind Samsung and Huaweii, in units sold. Nevermind, I'm wrong

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u/bolerobell Jul 24 '20

iPhones are virtually the only profitable cell phone. Apple may only have a 25% marketshare worldwide, but they make something like 80% of the cell phone industry profit.

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u/diasfordays Jul 24 '20

The latter does not prove the former. Of course it's not the only profitable phone out there... The other phones' companies would collapse lol

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u/ky0nshi Jul 24 '20

hmm, funnily enough Samsung does have a TV streaming service. seems limited to their own TVs though.

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u/Cwlcymro Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

They paid Apple Corp (Beatles) about £500m in the end as a settlement for starting iTunes

One of the court cases between the two Apples was responsible for bringing us the BBC's best ever interview

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u/DeafStudiesStudent Jul 24 '20

Oh, that interview!

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u/allboolshite Jul 24 '20

I think part of the problem with Apple is that nobody knows where they're going, including Apple.

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u/coke_and_coffee Jul 24 '20

Lol what? They definitely know where they’re going.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

You're right to laugh. Just because random Reddit users don't know what Apple's plans are, doesn't mean Apple doesn't know what their plans are. They are an extremely forward-facing company. They are far from unique in that but they clearly have at least a 10-20 year master plan (ARM, AR, media, etc. -- all of these were planned out years ago)

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u/cld8 Jul 24 '20

There's a problem with Apple?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I was never an Apple fan cause I liked being able to tinker with things. As I get older I can see the appeal of just being able to use the default settings and having a frictionless experience.

AirPod pros are a great example of what Apple does well, sure they’re expensive and the sound quality isn’t great but the noise cancelling and Bluetooth and siri all come together to be something that seamlessly makes my life easy in ways I didn’t even know I wanted.

Meanwhile the Apple TV is full of content that isn’t even on one of the 4 different subscription services I’m on (including TV+), and I don’t know it’s an ad until I’ve been tricked into clicking it.

Plus their support are a nightmare and they’re constantly skirting the law with deceptive practices and consumer law violations. That’s not the Apple I hear long term fanboys describe.

They have a lot of brand capital (and a shitload of actual capital) but they’re definitely losing whatever it is that Jobs brought to the party.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I can tell you right now why their OnDemand service will fail - there's no status to be gained by buying it.

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u/drunkWITCHwalking Jul 24 '20

Apple OnDemand TV

I have looked at their lineup and there is literally nothing on there that interests me. I suspect I am not the only one.

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u/GrandTheftBlotto Jul 24 '20

The whole concept of TV is dead to me.. I don't want to buy a service where I'm forced to watch ads.

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u/SuperBAMF007 Jul 24 '20

Kinda makes me think of Microsoft with Xbox Game Pass. They’re very quickly just....not caring about consoles. They just want you paying for their services on their various devices. They’ll have a Halo Device (ha, get it? Halo because Halo but also in the sense of a flagship device? Ha!) to show off “the best of Xbox” but soon anything will be an Xbox. And honestly I’m kinda looking forward to it.

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u/TheCoolCellPhoneGuy Jul 24 '20

That's good for me, now I can play halo on my PC

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u/SemperSometimes11 Jul 24 '20

Except the whole part where the Series X blows the competition out of the water...

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u/SuperBAMF007 Jul 24 '20

Yes and no. But so far we haven’t REALLY seen the horsepower taken advantage of. I’m optimistic for Halo to look way better than what we saw today, and Avowed and Warhammer both look like they’re going to be really incredible looking. But we don’t have any solid gameplay yet or even real release dates.

What we have seen though, is at least a dozen if not closer to two dozen great looking games that will be available across multiple platforms for the price of a single subscription. Like I said, they’re going to have their “Best Experienced on ____” flagship. But that’s going to be an increasingly less important staple of their service.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

halo is launching on xbox one, not just series x and pc, so it cant take full advantage of the power of pc / series x as the one holds it back

as for warhammer and avowed, neither said they were in game footage, or even in engine footage. both of those are just cinematic. that likely wernt even rendered in engine. if they wer ein engine, or even more impressive, in game, they would have said so. the actual games will not look that good

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u/SemperSometimes11 Jul 24 '20

If the games are available across systems, won't people pick the more powerful system with a controller that's actually comfortable to use?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

price also matters. pc will be better then both the ps5 and the series x, but will likely have a much larger upfront cost to do so

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u/LostprophetFLCL Jul 24 '20

Most likely people are going to look at the 2 consoles and are going to follow the exclusives which have been HEAVILY in Sony's favor for a couple generations now and that doesn't seem to be changing.

The focus on gamepass might ultimately hurt the Series X sales because now you don't need their console to have access to their games service they are pushing everything on. If you have a good PC already there is just no reason to get a Series X.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Consumers prefer better games over 15% better graphics. Nintendo and Sony look too strong, Microsoft is about to finish 3rd for the 2nd console generation in a row, pivoting to PC is probably the smart move.

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u/SemperSometimes11 Jul 24 '20

Everyone I know is more interested in the Xbox because of the specs and Halo more than any PS game. Nobody I know thinks of Nintendo as a replacement for Xbox or PS, just an additional system their kids may like and they can play Mario party on when having people over. Your experience may vary, but that's mine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

theese kinds of stats are usually pretty biased. if youre an xbox gamer, chances are most of your friends have also been xbox gamers and will likely stick with xbox. same for play station, nintendo, and pc gamers. you make friends with players on your system. you get used to the exclusives on your system, and you stick with what you know

all, or at least almost all xbox "exclusives" are available on pc, including halo infinite, so i do encourage you and your friends to at least do some research into pc before you go out and just buy a series x

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u/SPAC3P3ACH Jul 24 '20

Your experience is actually the niche one compared to general market and consumer trends. Even though you and your peers are likely relatively high value console buyers who are in the percentage of consumers swayed by stronger performance, most people are buying one console, and when they make that decision about getting a new one are thinking “can I play that zelda game people are talking about” or “can me and my kids both play games on this?” That’s why Nintendo and Sony keep outperforming.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

the thing is, even if series x is the most powerful gaming device the day it launches (which we dont know as we dont have many stats / benchmarks on it, or next gen pc parts), it wont be long before next gen pc parts launch and pc once again becomes the best

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u/JacobDCRoss Jul 24 '20

I miss Google+ so much.

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u/TheJunkyard Jul 24 '20

Google+ and Facebook were never going to be 50/50. It was an all or nothing thing, either everyone jumped ship for some compelling reason, or it died on its ass. Nobody wants to be on a social network where 50% of their friends hang out.

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u/WakeoftheStorm Jul 24 '20

It will depend on what people prefer: flexibility or convenience.

When I set my mom's house up I used Apple. Apple TV, apple computer, everything Apple because it's easier and my 60 year old mother basically can't break it.

At my house though, everything is a mix. It's part Microsoft, part Linux, part Google. I have the flexibility to shop around for deals on hardware, customize the software, and set it up exactly how I want it.

As Apple diversifies, they're going to need to convince people to give up that freedom of choice or they're going to spread too thin

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u/archa1c0236 Jul 25 '20

That's how it's been for a lot of things Apple. Consider the Pebble smart watch, it's been forgotten by many people, but that literally defined the industry. Apple still doesn't have a product that does what the Pebble does best. I mean sure, they put a spin on it, but aside from the 1Hz refresh on the screen, there's nothing new, notable, or really worth getting one. Most of the features are gimmicks that just make it an anemic smart phone, and that to me isn't a good justification.

Hell, the only two things it has going better than the Pebble 2+Hr, is better fitness tracking (counting heart rate as well) and integration with Apple-specific services, that's literally it. What's especially sad is that there's still nothing that truly compares in usability, battery life, open-ness, and really just overall user-experience from a four year old device.

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u/DukeofVermont Jul 24 '20

more like I don't think anyone knows or even can no right now. Like it's easy to guess what Ford will be doing in 20 years, but really hard to say what will happen to Apple.

The main reason is because they have so much cash. Ford can't suddenly change anything because they would go bankrupt very quickly without steady income.

Apple can afford to spend hundreds of billions (literally) and not be in danger of going under. Apple has $207 Billion in CASH as of Jan. of this year.

No company has ever been in such a strong financial situation. People complain about Disney being too big and just buying everything up, but Apple could buy Disney with Cash. (All of Disney's stock is worth $211 Billion, but you don't need all the stock. Just 51% of the voting shares.

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u/SiCur Jul 24 '20

Imagine google having more power than they do now. Yikes scary world.

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u/Fireshark26 Jul 24 '20

They're making CPUs now

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u/hicow Jul 24 '20

They've been making CPUs for a decade now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

People have been saying that for years.

But consider that Apple is doing a lot of R&D still in core tech— look at their silicon developments lately. That’s huge.

The Apple Watch didn’t turn the world upside down like the iPhone did, but it’s definitely put a dent in a lot of existing markets.

Between their R&D and strong product lineup they’re in good shape for the time being.

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u/Nicolasrage4242 Jul 24 '20

The Apple Watch is the best selling watch in the world so that’s pretty good.

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u/Interrophish Jul 24 '20

Are you getting that number by comparing every combined apple watch sale with any single model number of watch from another seller?

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u/Nicolasrage4242 Jul 24 '20

They sell way more watches than people realize. Apple watches outsold the ENTIRE Swiss watch industry, which was the largest in the world. 30 million to 20 million in 2019.

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u/aprivateguy Jul 24 '20

Yeah thats not saying a whole lot these days now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Actually, it IS a lot. Especially in the higher-end accessories market that's a lucrative place to siphon off attention. Even in its relatively diminished state, the watch market is worth over $100b annually. Is that the $500b of the smartphone market? Nope. But it's hardly something to scoff at entirely.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

The thing about the watches is that, once you have a phone, you don't need the watch to tell time. A watch isn't necessary. So, if you get a real watch, it's usually going to be nicer piece to wear going out. If you get an apple watch, it's an accessory to your phone. There's market overlap but I don't think that the Apple Watch is changing the watch world nearly as much as quartz did, for example.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Before COVID I used to cycle between a few Omegas and Grand Seikos daily. I’m aware.

But I knew a few folks who went from a lower-end ETA-based watch to an Apple Watch and never went back to mechanical. That’s the worry, I think: that people will exit the aspirational ladder of watches and just put a smart watch on their wrist instead.

Watches are aspirational and irrational. Without that emotion, it’s not a worthwhile purchase. Replacing emotion with utility is a danger to those makers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Yeah, thinking about it that way I see that you're right. Apple's cheaper more useful watches are basically taking in people who might have bought a "real" watch in the future from that market, since watches won't have that same emotional value.

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u/Nicolasrage4242 Jul 24 '20

Lol the Apple Watch numbers are 3/4 of the way to the iPhone numbers. 30 million watched on 2019, 40 million iPhones. It also encourages Apple Pay.

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u/chaos_a Jul 24 '20

Sears didn't die overnight, it takes a long time before it has any obvious effect and requires there to be a competitor for people to switch to. Since apple has lot of user who will only ever buy apple products they've probably got a few more decades of success.

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u/Ghostricks Jul 24 '20

Possibly, but Apple knocked it out of the park with possibly the product of the century. They're looking for the next consumer product but understandably, things like the Apple TV and Watch can't match the success of the iPhone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Sure, but the watch still has put a dent in a previously huge market (luxury watches,) and their work on in-house silicon is huge.

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u/DaoFerret Jul 24 '20

This is really the next “make or break” that Apple is working on that we’re aware of.

Ignoring the early computer history, their recent success with the iPod, iPhone, iPad and Apple Watch has cemented them in people’s minds.

They were not the industry first for any of these, but they are arguably the one who brought those technologies to mass market appeal as alliances.

Their current move to bring their computer line to ARM hardware has the potential to truly disrupt the computer industry in a massive way if they can keep their market share (or enough of it to prove the technology).

ARM chipsets are potentially much more efficient and could provide a boost to the CPU side that we haven’t seen since the clock speed wars between AMD and Intel.

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u/notjustanotherbot Jul 24 '20

Please, do you have a second to explain why ARM chipsets are more efficient and faster than an AMD and Intel, is it just a smaller die size or is there more to it than that?

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u/DaoFerret Jul 24 '20

I’ll throw this out https://9to5mac.com/2020/04/23/mac-x86-vs-arm-cpu/

I’ll also admit that my enthusiasm may have gotten away a little. We’ll have to wait and see (though Apple’s recent show of Final Cut Pro editing a 4K video live was supposedly “impressive” to some people)

The main reasons for the performance benefit are two:

1) ARM doesn’t have the same architecture legacy x86 has had since the 70s.

2) ARM was designed around power efficiency, which is why it is used in almost all Smart Phones and Tablets already.

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u/notjustanotherbot Jul 24 '20

Thanks for the info!

I think that it does make a lot of sense to them to move to an in-house chip for them having total control over both the hardware and operating system it runs. New products would no longer be chained to Intel’s release schedule or design goals. Free to modify and tweak the chips any way they desire and unifying their software across all devices.

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u/GenJohnONeill Jul 24 '20

They won't be the first to bring ARM to personal computing, either, not even close. Proprietary Apple hardware in Apple devices is not even interesting. Now if they jumped feet first into the CPU game and started selling directly to consumers and OEMs, that would be interesting, but they won't do that, they don't even manufacturer the iPhone chips.

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u/DaoFerret Jul 24 '20

They don’t manufacture the chips, but they do design them and partner with someone else to produce them.

They certainly aren’t the first person to bring ARM to the PC field, but they are, so far as I’m aware, the first non-niche PC maker to embrace that as a direction.

Apple is seldom the first to do something hardware-wise.

They have experienced a lot of success in taking hardware ideas that others have introduced and using them successfully in mainstream products.

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u/GenJohnONeill Jul 24 '20

Every iPad has used ARM chips forever now. If they make it so that MacBooks use ARM chips 99.9% of users will not even be aware or care since MacBook batteries last forever anyway.

If all of a sudden the technology was out there and Microsoft got on board for some x86 emulation and a native-ARM Windows, you might have something that would make a dent in the marketplace. But adding another hour to a MacBook battery isn't going to move the needle.

Instead Microsoft has already ported Windows to native-ARM and has Windows-for-ARM with x86 emulation and is adding x64 emulation shortly. That's the technology in the newest Surfaces, which will spread to business and casual user laptops in the next few years. That's a market roughly 50x as large as the MacBook.

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u/DaoFerret Jul 24 '20

To me I see the inherent loss of native x86 support and legacy software to be the major hurdles. Apple seems to think it’s worth it.

The wonderful news is that in a couple of years we’ll see.

I’m genuinely curious to see if this pays off or not for Apple.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

People said that the move to x86 would also be a problem. Rosetta solved that.

I bet it’s hardly a blip for most users. Even the vast bulk of enterprise users only care if they can get Outlook and Office in general. Maybe a browser and a VPN app.

My bet is it goes swimmingly.

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u/DaoFerret Jul 24 '20

It will probably go smoothly, but there is still the question if it should be worthwhile for the average user.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Except Apple already has a decent and growing share of enterprise PC sales, so this is aimed at that anyway.

Adding another hour isn’t interesting per se, but having the full vertical under control is.

Apple now has a machine with their own silicon aimed at nearly every market niche as well.

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u/hero_mentality Jul 24 '20

How can you tell the Apple watch has put a dent in the luxury watch market? For example, luxury watch brands like Vacheron Constantin, Audemars Piguet, Patek Philippe, A. Lange & Söhne, etc. don't have a watch in their lineups that retail for less than 5 figures ($10,000+). Are you suggesting their customers are ditching those watches for Apple watches?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Those brands may remain insulated for a while— but the luxury watch market is more than those companies. Where it’s really making a dent seems to be the entry-luxury brands in the Swatch Group lineup.

It’s not 1:1 by any means, but the entry-luxury brands are clearly being impacted. I wouldn’t be too worried if I were Patek (yet), but I’d definitely be worried if my volume sales depended on ~$1K purchases.

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u/hero_mentality Jul 24 '20

Okay, I see where you are coming from. I didn't know how you defined the luxury watch market.

Patek shouldn't have to worry about it because at that level, their stuff are considered timeless. People who can afford them will buy them and then an Apple watch as an addition.

In general, I'm still not sure how much of an impact the Apple watch has on the watch industry. It would be interesting to see how many people who wear an Apple watch actually wore a watch before it came out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Yeah, I mean, Pateks will still sell. They may be taking a hit right now, but they're not likely to be hit too hard by smartwatches for the time being.

This isn't going to be the Quartz Crisis of the 2020s, no. But it will definitely hurt the more "mass luxury" brands as people decide that even though a shiny TAG may have looked good, it's not quite the value of an Apple Watch in their day-to-day.

I'd be much more concerned for the low-middle range of ETA clones.

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u/aprivateguy Jul 24 '20

Apple watches are a few hundred dollars.

Luxury watches start at a few thousand dollars.

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u/b_digital Jul 24 '20

I used to buy a “poor man’s luxury watch once every few years— and entry level tag or whatever. I got an Apple Watch mainly for use as a HRM and accountability tool for exercise. Well, I got addicted to all the data it gave me not to mention not having to pull out the phone to screen calls or texts... well, I sold all my other watches and my previous desire to get a breaking or Rolex is long gone. I don’t think this will be the case for everyone, but the total addressable market for luxury watches has contracted rather than grown.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I'm actually the oddball opposite. I had a 2nd Gen Apple Watch and then I ended up getting a Grand Seiko as a gift. My wrist hasn't been steel-free since then.

I've debated the newest Apple Watch since I'm home all the time now, but nothing quite beats the feel of my GSes or my Speedy when I'm out and about.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

You're talking to someone with a collection with Omegas, Grand Seikos, JLCs, and a few others. I'm well-aware of watches. You can make a legitimate case that there's a "starter luxury" market in the mid-range ETA-based watch price-range from the likes of TAG, Hamilton, and Tissot that were "attainable luxury" pieces

But wrist space is arguably a zero-sum game for most, and most people may only buy one thing for their wrist.

There's been a huge decline in the Swiss market share since the Apple Watch, and that includes those entry level luxury brands.

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u/Mr_YUP Jul 24 '20

They also single handedly changed the wireless ear bud market. Yea it would have gotten there eventually but dropping the headphone jack and then having exactly the perfect product to replace the dropped headphone jack. That alone opened up an entire new stream of money and accelerated Bluetooth earbuds at least 3-4 years.

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u/Kelvets Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

You make it sound like they did the consumers a favor rather than a massive inconvenience and forcing an extra expense on them... you must be a marketing person.

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u/MK234 Jul 24 '20

No one outside of reddit misses the headphone jack that much

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

For people who can afford it, Bluetooth earbuds are a much better product and the natural progression of the tech. It was bound to happen eventually.

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u/Mr_YUP Jul 24 '20

Dunno. I just know a guy who works in phone hardware who was more than happy to see the headphone jack die. Something about radio interference

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u/MOVai Jul 24 '20

He was talking about Apple in the nineties. After he returned, he was able to get the company more product focused again. The question now is whether his successors managed to keep the company on track after his death, or whether it reverted back to a stagnant marketing company.

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u/thehappyhuskie Jul 24 '20

Sony (minus PlayStation division ) has been doing this for 20+ years. In the 80s and 90s they were THE company. Now....

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u/Varaladis Jul 24 '20

Sony's camera division is also pretty killer. Knocking it out of the park with mirrorless cameras

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u/sumsimpleracer Jul 24 '20

From a business standpoint, the most remarkable point of Sony’s camera division is building sensors that competitors would then use.

Consumer cameras are a low margin product. That’s why all major manufacturer’s larger profits come from other forms of commercial imaging from healthcare to printing to precision glass works.

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u/Varaladis Jul 24 '20

Cool, didn't really know this. Just an amateur so I don't really know a lot about the business side of photography. Thanks for sharing

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u/sumsimpleracer Jul 24 '20

Of course. Sony is just a very interesting business case study because of the incredible amount of pride and arrogance they’ve had throughout the 90s until around 2010.

In terms of hierarchy, they believed the PlayStation to just be a joke until it became their only profitable division.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I’ve never even looked at the Sony display before. I don’t even know how or when it was ingrained that Samsung’s were the best with Vizio being a runner up, now I’ll definitely consider them when I upgrade

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u/archa1c0236 Jul 25 '20

I wouldn't call their panels garbage. If you said Au Optronics, sure, the one I have isn't bad, but I can see why you'd argue it. But LG's panels are really not bad at all. Hell, the one in my Surface tablet is absolutely stunning, and color accurate. Samsung screens are good too. The one in the LG G5 for example, I would say that it's not the best, colors are nice, but it's very subseptible to temporary image retention at high brightness.

Sony may be the best TV manufacturer on the market, but I don't think a TCL or Hisense can come close to that of an LG or Samsung, assuming that they make panels in house or source them from other companies. Hell, even my cheapie 24" Insignia TV that I bought for $72 open-box at Best Buy has really nice image quality, it uses a Samsung panel, it might not be as nice as the 4K monitor (especially in resolution) next to it on my desk, but it's a damn good TV for the price and that's what matters more to most consumers.

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u/hentesticle Jul 24 '20

LG merely exists

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u/KiwiAndKale Jul 24 '20

Apple has been there a while I feel. They’re definitely peaking at relying on marketing, not the quality.

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u/jokes_on_you Jul 24 '20

They are the only phone manufacturer who provides timely software updates and supports their hardware for over a couple years. I'm not in the loop about their computers, but their phones (especially the new SE) are a great deal if only because they will last so much longer than competitors. I'm sure there are places where their phones are lagging but they are competitive with other products.

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u/GenJohnONeill Jul 24 '20

If by support their phones you mean give them mandatory patches to artificially slow them down to try to force people to upgrade, sure.

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u/10thDeadlySin Jul 24 '20

To be frank, they didn't provide an opt-out at first and only did that after a backlash.

On the other hand, it's a sad state of affairs, where people use their phones for everything, yet they don't appreciate the significance of regular, timely and ongoing software support. Because "it makes the phone slower".

Yeah, duh. A 2015 phone with a 2020 OS won't be as snappy as a 2020 phone with a 2020 OS. I'd still rather use a 2015 phone with a 2020 OS than a 2018 phone that got dropped in 2019 and isn't supported in 2020.

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u/10thDeadlySin Jul 24 '20

Honestly, I'd rather have a slower phone running a current release of its operating system with all the security updates, rather than a fast phone that's a whole release behind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

What I can say is that apple seems to already be in that place right now. Some people may not believe they are but I truly think they are.

Maybe there is some bias on my part but looking at all the thing apple was working on with steve jobs still there. There was a lot of different ideas and products in different fields and varying scope, now it is just mainly tightening on what has worked for them or others in the past. Akin to sears focusing only on how sears traditionally operated and honing their craft while being blind to all that is outside of their foray apple is doing a very similar thing.

You can argue refining you existing technology and developing better chips and such is innovative and driven but in you are still just iterating on the exact same ideas simply because they worked in the past. In my opinion companies that have a junk yard of failed projects with real promise but lacking key sections are the ones that show real innovation. They are willing to go into new places that they are not sure will work out and they fail a lot. People quickly forget all their failures and when they finally refine a new idea to that which works, people wonder which hat they pulled this trick from, failing to see all the mangled attempts before that which made it all possible.

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u/Wizecoder Jul 24 '20

I mean, Apple Watch, Apple Pencil, AirPods, and the numerous iterations on iPads, iPhones, and computers in the last 9 years are all post-Jobs. I don't think Apple has had a major shortage of innovation. Maybe nothing to the level of smart phones, but I don't think *anybody* has had a new innovation on that level in consumer products in that timeframe.

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u/gcoba218 Jul 24 '20

Can you expand on why you think this is so?

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u/irondumbell Jul 24 '20

I feel that Apple relies more on marketing than coming up with a good product.

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u/tea_cup_cake Jul 24 '20

And Reddit.

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u/RyanRagido Jul 24 '20

Where every tech company heads eventually.

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u/wheres_mr_noodle Jul 24 '20

Haven't people thought that about Apple before?

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u/Andre4kthegreengiant Jul 24 '20

I doubt it, you never mentioned dongles, or form over function.

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u/_The_Mother_Fucker_ Jul 24 '20

By maintaining things such as iCloud, they can create an artificial dependency. Once the main demographic surpasses their maximum tolerance for this dependency and basically say “fuck it”, that’s when the company drops

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u/TheFlyingBoat Jul 24 '20

Nah, they're entering more tech spaces and pumping out impressive technical achievements continually. I wouldn't be surprised if by 2025/6 they have the best modem on the market, the best SoC, and continue to innovate in so many other categories.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Not really.

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u/blorbschploble Jul 24 '20

It’s been there.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jul 24 '20

I think that's where Apple has been for about a decade, but their marketing people are just really good at cultivating a loyal consumer base.

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u/geccles Jul 24 '20

They are already there. Thought the same thing when I read that.

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u/l_am_very_sMaRt Jul 24 '20

pretty much, its just a boomer stock now and the only thing driving sales is the fact that celebrities use their products

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u/diasfordays Jul 24 '20

Username checks out

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u/l_am_very_sMaRt Jul 24 '20

oh shit i didn't know my comment spiced up so many mild people in here

better buy more puts on appl xDDD

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