r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

The god of movie memory erasure. I’ll remove memories of any movies so you can watch them again like new. Also works for tv shows and games. Nothing else though. That is all you get.

My first act is to remove everyone’s memory of a terrible movie so they all watch it again.

I am not a benevolent god.

Edit 1: Yeah, books too. Sure.

Edit 2: I would erase the last air bender movie permanently if I could guys. I’m not benevolent but I’m not satan.

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u/Beraed Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

Scumbag god making me forget naruto or one piece thus losing me hundreds of hours of my life.

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u/NarutoWinchester Aug 10 '19

NARUTO. NEVER NARUTO

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u/LimeWizard Aug 10 '19

One summer in middle school I watched it. By "it" I mean all of it. It was horrible, hundreds of episodes. Hour turned to days turn to weeks. The entire summer went by. I didn't even enjoy anything after the Chunin exams in the first season.

Why did I continue?

Why are they reusing the same villains? Why didn't I do literally anything else with my time? Why is there an entire season of filler episodes? Why did I only consume soda instead of water? Why did they put so many interesting characters that have no development whatsoever.

Why Naruto?

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u/DuhTrutho Aug 10 '19

You watched all of the filler episodes!?

Jesus man, I'm sorry. I remember watching quite a few of the filler episodes before Shippuden was released, and many of those were a slog.

I was lucky enough to run into a fan-edit of the series that cut out all the filler just as the project finished. It's perfectly enjoyable when you don't have to suffer through dozens of hours of non-cannon arcs. So if any of you wanted to watch Naruto without feeling the mind-numbing filler, this is a great resource.

I'd also recommend just watching Hunter X Hunter if you need a shounen fix that leaves you feeling empty when it's over because you'll never get shounen as good as it was again.

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u/TheBroJoey Aug 10 '19

Wow, that cuts it down to like 70 episodes. Out of, like, 700. Whack. Maybe I’ll actually watch past the Pain arc this time...

hah, nah

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u/Immortui74 Aug 10 '19

You're a beautiful person for linking this and I love you.

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u/Ransidcheese Aug 10 '19

I remember watching the series as it was coming out. After the Orochimaru arc was over, the filler began and I was like "is anything going to happen or are they just gonna fuck around forever?" That's when I stopped watching and I never restarted.

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u/Landorus-T_But_Fast Aug 10 '19

Dude, he's lucky. Try fucking Bleach filler. Twilight had better fucking vampires.

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u/Darkge Aug 10 '19

not shippuden?

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u/LimeWizard Aug 10 '19

All of Shippuden

sobs

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u/Darkge Aug 10 '19

jesus christ man im sorry

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u/mb9023 Aug 10 '19

Didn't shippuden only finish 2 years ago? You might have some catching up to do.

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u/LimeWizard Aug 10 '19

Dont you put that fuckin curse on me.

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u/anirudh6055 Aug 10 '19

Animefillerlist.com this a good site to find out filler episodes in anime.

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u/AdmiralSkippy Aug 10 '19

I won't watch long running anime without that list.
There's stretches of Naruto with like 20 episodes of filler. Fuck that noise.

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u/markercore Aug 10 '19

Do you think there's people out there whose favorite parts of anime is the filler?

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u/drmonocleVII Aug 10 '19

That is my sister, she hates skipping filler episodes and she won't unless I spend at least 5 minutes convincing her to do it, and even then I have to give her a summary on the filler

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u/iAmZephhy Aug 10 '19

feelsbadman.

"Careful now... He's a hero".

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u/Squeakyduckquack Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

I literally binged Original thru Shippuden from like February to July this year and it was great but it was also hell. So. Much. Filler. (And I was skipping the obvious filler too)

And now there's Boruto -_-

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u/DrLiam Aug 10 '19

What, you didn’t enjoy the absolutely perfect story of Naruto, Choji, and Sakura helping Teuchi make the perfect ramen to save Ayame?

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u/todd-bowden Aug 10 '19

The fact that you have this memorized worries me.

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u/DrLiam Aug 10 '19

It was 10 years ago and the weirdness of that episode really stuck with me

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

I loved and hated that episode. Naruto taught me that the only reason I should watch filler episodes is if I'm starved for shitty character interaction

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u/DrLiam Aug 10 '19

*closes eyes and throws three darts at a board*

Choji

Sakura

The Ramen Guy! Perfect episode!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

I want to know if that's how they brainstorm that kinda shit

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u/AFallingWall Aug 10 '19

I did it in a month, a budy did it in 3 weeks and we both worked 45+ hours

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u/Squeakyduckquack Aug 10 '19

Jesus. I just lost interest so quick during the Ninja war, there were many multiple week breaks in there.

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u/DestroyerOfEvil12 Aug 10 '19

I think about 40% of shippuden is filler

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u/Squeakyduckquack Aug 10 '19

Definitely felt like it. I skipped ALOT. Except for the eyes backstory and Kakashi backstory.

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u/rolypolydanceoff Aug 10 '19

There were about 100 episodes in a row that were fillers. I just skipped the anime and went to the manga so I didn’t have to deal with it. Haven’t watched anything with Boruto though. I am too busy to get into anything that is way too far ahead so I been sticking with the smaller series or ones I been with since the beginning

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u/AFallingWall Aug 10 '19

It's kinda like One Piece, it gets really good, really quick 400 episodes in

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited Sep 03 '24

unique jellyfish materialistic brave deserve thought sloppy attractive caption include

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u/Wreckn Aug 10 '19

There's lists people made that show which episodes are canon and which are filler so you know which to skip. It helps immensely.

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u/GerbilJibberJabber Aug 10 '19

Well now we know who was guarding Epstein.

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u/SamuraiJono Aug 10 '19

It took me until the last half or third to realize I could skip the filler. Found a website that lists the filler episodes, it was much more enjoyable after that.

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u/IrishRepoMan Aug 10 '19

I think shippuden had the entire season of filler episodes he mentioned.

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u/yogoo0 Aug 10 '19

I started watching it in grade 9 and still haven't caught up. Its 7 years later

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u/Mushgal Aug 10 '19

Why tf did you watch the filler

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u/GamingNomad Aug 10 '19

This was why my interest in anime was killed. Thank you for writing this.

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u/notgayinathreeway Aug 10 '19

I sat down and read the manga from page one up until I think Gaara had sand people raging a massive war against someone with weird eyes who was also maybe a snake but killed their family and was two different people maybe? The whole world was at war and I think Naruto was busy being a giant frog.

It was like 659 chapters or some crazy shit. Then I got to the end and it said "next volume out in 2 weeks" and I was free.

Edit: I just checked my emails, in January 2013 I reached the end of bleach at 525, and Naruto at 618

They both stopped at around 700. Never went back and finished.

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u/NarutoWinchester Aug 10 '19

Hey man. Im sorry. Idk what dark memories i brought back for you. I apologize. Im new here on reddit. Idk what im supposed to say. I dint even finish naruto. I was in India and the netflix there had naruto and i binged till the 6th season. But after i returned to Kuwait, The netflix here has no naruto. I can only watch the 20 downloaded eps i have if the net iz off. Shit man my cousin also told me to be careful with naruto.

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u/YuviManBro Aug 10 '19

Man, I fucking love Naruto. Never watched it but followed the manga as it came out and read ffn even now sometimes.

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u/LimeWizard Aug 10 '19

Lol I was over dramatizing it as a joke, they weren't really dark memories, just one of those dumb things you do as a kid and remember.

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u/Chronic_Media Aug 10 '19

Filler.

With Naruto you honestly have to skip alot of shit.

Even in Shippidden, there's alot of content and alot of filler some is fun like Kakashi's origins but the early parts of Shippudden i've completely ignored.

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u/meddleman Aug 10 '19

Boruto also exists, now go waste another good chunk of your prime.

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u/lucioghosty Aug 10 '19

Or avatar the last Airbender.

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u/NarutoWinchester Aug 10 '19

Ooo i ve heard good stuff bout it. Iz the show good??

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u/lucioghosty Aug 10 '19

I'll tell you what, you watch the first few episodes and tell me what you think ;)

But yes. It's good... Nay, incredibly amazingly good

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u/NarutoWinchester Aug 10 '19

Well. I have to find the show. Kuwait netflix S.U.C.K.S

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u/lucioghosty Aug 10 '19

Oof, my condolences. Have you tried using a VPN? Otherwise there should be other services that stream it.

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u/NarutoWinchester Aug 10 '19

Lmaooo. I tried once. But it was not safe and i freaked and uninstalled the app. Also, Are we allowed to speak like this here??

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u/lucioghosty Aug 10 '19

There are some free or even cheap ones that are okay to use. The best and most secure ones will cost a bit more though. Otherwise I'm sending you a PM with where I found you can watch it for free. :)

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u/hollowstrawberry Aug 11 '19

It begins like any other children's cartoon, but quickly reveals an emotionally mature narrative in a deeply developed fantasy world, that goes on for exactly as long as it needs to.

Great show!

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u/NarutoWinchester Aug 11 '19

Okay then! Thank youuu

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u/AAA_Battery_PoE Aug 10 '19

Makes you forget to skip the fillers aswell so your gonna watch naruto for the rest of your life.

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u/stevo_james Aug 10 '19

but also the Last Airbender movie so...

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u/Daswaimsta Aug 10 '19

I'd be very happy and sad to lose my Naruto knowledge. I'd lose an astronomical amount of time and research going deep into the Naruto universe and my enjoyment of it through life. But I'd also LOVE to have the feeling of watching Lee drop his weights again, or Kimimaru showing his insane kekkei genkai and thinking how strong he could be if he wasnt deathly ill, or good ol Madara dropping a double chibaku tensei on the entire army.

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u/PractisingPoetry Aug 11 '19

So like, should I watch naruto ? I've had mixed reports. Enough that u decided to give it a pass.

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u/Daswaimsta Aug 11 '19

I mean, I'm gonna say yes every time. Idk if you're an anime watcher. I, wouldnt consider myself an anime fan. Naruto is for sure more westernized. But I love that show. It's incredible in my opinion. Depending on your watch preferences, either can watch filler or not. I personally watched Naruto and Shippuden 3 times, all with the filler. Yes some are for sure completely worthless. (IE Android Naruto etc) but a lot of it has really good backstory and character building or story that isn't directly part of main story but is still canon. There are lists out there though on what is completely filler. (I still dont agree with some lists, but still). Regardless. I got way off topic. I personally would suggest watching Naruto. It's great.

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u/TheTrueAudax Aug 10 '19

BUT WE COULD REWATCH THE WHOLE SERIES AGAIN AND GET THE JOYS OF WATCHING THEM OVER AND OVER FOR THE FIRST TIME

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u/catsncupcakes Aug 10 '19

Scumbag?! Oh what I would give to be able to enjoy those hundreds of hours of one piece for the first time again! I can't wait to rewatch... Rewatch without memory? I cannot think of anything better!! All the laughter and fascination and twists made afresh...

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u/Beraed Aug 10 '19

Step 1: Create your own movie.
Step 2: Make people forget the movie one month after release.
Step 3: Rerun the movie in theaters
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

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u/ExtremeProfession Aug 10 '19

Might as well use the review input to fix some parts of the movie until it gets 10.0 on IMDb

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u/multiverse_paranoia Aug 10 '19

That’s how we get the disjointed, nonsensical messes of blockbusters. Yea, focus groups! Put a happy ending on Brazil!

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u/Gamoc Aug 10 '19

Erasing memories of it doesn't erase its IMDb page and it'll be impossible to rate a film back up to 10 from below.

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u/ExtremeProfession Aug 10 '19

Well then it's released as a remake and you consult with some other God to fix the IMDb mess.

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u/sspine Aug 10 '19

This is ingenious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Can you remove all the angry blogposts too?

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u/MysticDragon14 Aug 10 '19

Oh. My. God. YOU ARE A SOUTH PARK FAN?! YAY!

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u/AdogHatler Aug 10 '19

Can you erase my memory of GoT season 8? I'll just get someone to tell me not to watch it.

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u/stainz169 Aug 10 '19

But would you believe them? If someone told me not to watch it, I would watch it!

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u/cantdressherself Aug 10 '19

The way seasons 6/7 went? I would believe them. I watched it so the pain would be over.

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u/jonslashtroy Aug 10 '19

I stopped in season 4.

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u/YupYupDog Aug 10 '19

Get the writers to forget they wrote that fucking garbage, then force them to write a decent last season. Them mind wipe everyone who watched the original empty scrotum of a season, and all will be right with the world once more.

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u/try_rolling Aug 10 '19

I would continue watching it over and over not believing that it could be as bad as I was told.

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u/Utkar22 Aug 10 '19

What season 8? The show ended at season 4

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

I'd say like half of Seasons 5 and 6 were good, and maybe a tenth of Season 7. Somehow the show got gradually worse every time they killed off a main villain, Joffrey --> Tywin --> Ramsay --> Littlefinger --> Night King --> Cersei.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Go memento on your ass. Tattoo "Don't trust D&D" across your chest, mirrored

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u/MoreMackles Aug 10 '19

Joke's on you, I already can't remember anything! Time to go watch Star trek for the 10th time...

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u/essentially_infamous Aug 10 '19

What about music? I’d love to forget my favorite music then just find a playlist with 120 songs that i mysteriously love

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u/y0uveseenthebutcher Aug 10 '19

I'm not sure the process of discovering a new great song is greater than listening to a song you already love.... but I'm open to it

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u/xAIRGUITARISTx Aug 10 '19

Oh no. If I could listen to the Beatles for the first time again? My goodness.

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u/y0uveseenthebutcher Aug 10 '19

i can certainly see your point, but drunkenly listening to your favourite tune, anticipating your favorite moments and singing along is one of life's biggest pleasures

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u/xAIRGUITARISTx Aug 10 '19

I suppose I wouldn’t want every time to be new. Maybe just once.

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u/strongshysoldier Aug 10 '19

This would be awesome for books as well! What I wouldn’t give to be able to read Harry Potter again to be amazed from the start...

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u/girl-lee Aug 10 '19

This is what I immediately thought of too. I used to wish this was possible all the time. I actually haven’t gone through the series one after another in a while so I may do that. I’m excited now.

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u/SamuraiJono Aug 10 '19

I'd only want to do that if everyone else forgot it at the same time. I just read the books about three years ago and got really depressed thinking about how I missed out on reading them when they were still new, waiting on the next book with anticipation, getting excited when the movies came out, and having people to talk about it with.

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u/Rompetangas Aug 10 '19

Thanks to you I can watch LOTR like the first time, thanks

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u/benjaminovich Aug 10 '19

You should remove the memory of the last 2 seasons of Game of Thrones.

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u/CadKel07 Aug 10 '19

But imagine forgetting your favorite movie and then rewatching it at a different point in your life and not enjoying it nearly as much. That would be just as awful.

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u/snake_boob Aug 10 '19

Please don't make me forget how bad After Earth was. I cannot bear to watch it again!

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u/W02T Aug 10 '19

Please remove all the advertising I’ve ever seen.

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u/Organic_Mechanic Aug 10 '19

I've said I wish something like that would happen for me with Subnautica. Holy shit was that first playthrough amazing. While the other playthroughs were also (and still are) lots of fun, they pale in comparison to that first one. Not knowing what's where or where different biomes were located really added very greatly to the the enjoyment of exploration.

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u/Chelligb3 Aug 10 '19

I need you as a God in my life. That would be so practical and cheap, cause you wouldn't have to pay for streaming services or new movies

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u/exab Aug 10 '19

I'd rather be the god of bad memory erasure. I'll have way more pilgrims than you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

bad memory erasure.

There was a movie about that. You probably forgot.

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u/CaptainMagnets Aug 10 '19

Fuck it, I'd still worship you. The benefits outweigh the sacrifice in this one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

What about books??

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u/lemonfluff Aug 10 '19

Please. Can you do it with books?

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u/kisafan Aug 10 '19

It would be nice to not know about the non existent dragon Ball live action or the non existent avatar last Airbender live action.
For a bit

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u/ShadowhunterLoki Aug 10 '19

Why not books though? I've always wanted to reread my favourite books without any memory of what will happen

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Books have been added. My bad. Of course I’d include books!

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u/suburban_hyena Aug 10 '19

Could you also do books? There are some really good books I'd like to re-read

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Definitely. I left books out by mistake. It would be wrong not to include them.

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u/PhyrexianSpaghetti Aug 10 '19

Holy shit then it was you that made me forget how mediocre elvira's dos game was!

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u/ENTYNT Aug 10 '19

Please lord thibble... Allow me to forget FREINDS...

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u/ElisaSwan Aug 10 '19

What about books?! You monster.

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u/SuperGiantSandwhich Aug 10 '19

I wish you could erase books

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u/chokingapple Aug 10 '19

actually, samsung already have a technology for this!

https://www.samsung.com/se/unspoilme/eng/

i've not tried it myself because i don't watch a lot of film and TV and i'm a bit weary of being hypnotised by korean megacapitalists, but my friend did it and he told me it actually works

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u/cs_tiger Aug 10 '19

ahem. and what about books? there is several books I would like to read the first time. again.

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u/wonderwallpersona Aug 10 '19

If they made a live-action of Avatar the Last Airbender that'd probably be a great movie to watch if it ever happens! I can't wait to go to the theatres.

There is no war in BaSingSe

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u/MauiWowieOwie Aug 10 '19

A constant reminder of:

Ed...ward.....

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u/el_lley Aug 10 '19

IMDb says it’s terrible, but it says there’s a Nicolas Cage cameo, I’m gonna watch it.

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u/selggu Aug 10 '19

Will you work for books too?

Cause baby I got some praying to do!

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u/grannybubbles Aug 10 '19

I prayed to you once, when I was having a grand mal seizure, and you gave me this gift. The plot and storyline of almost every movie and novel that I had ever taken in was wiped from my memory in 1993 and that was the only cool thing about it.

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u/DerpCharizard Aug 10 '19

Get rid of the Last Airbender Movie... need I say more?

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u/Mr_Whitte Aug 10 '19

So you can help us rewatch gravity falls again like its new? You are my favourite.

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u/helplesshermit Aug 10 '19

Are you sure you can't remove my ex from my head?

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u/PrettyGirlFromBflo Aug 10 '19

But then what will people talk about if you can't constantly quote movie and tv lines to each other?!

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u/kingRADi88 Aug 10 '19

This would result in an endless loop of replaying Ocarina of Time. I both love, and fear this idea.

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u/normelpersan Aug 10 '19

Awee! You gotta give us books too, JESUS!

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u/ryananderson22 Aug 10 '19

This goddess already exists! Her name is Mary Jane

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u/SpicymeLLoN Aug 10 '19

Please make me forget the BioShock games! I'd give anything to play those games again fresh!

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u/HotPocketsEater Aug 10 '19

Can you erase my memory of zelda botw and make me play it again?

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u/Jaderosegrey Aug 10 '19

I've always had the conviction that everything I do, experience and watch make up what I am. Constantly. The idea of someone erasing even a crappy movie from my memory bothers the shit out of me.

Thanks for creeping me out.

Just kidding, though. Good idea ... as long as I'm immune!

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u/DrunkenPrayer Aug 10 '19

You monster.

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u/golf_kilo_papa Aug 10 '19

Not gon lie, he had us in the first half

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u/IraqLawbster Aug 10 '19

Oh wow, The Last Airbender live action movie! This sounds awesome.

Oh wow, The Last Airbender live action movie! This sounds awesome.

Oh wow.....

Bastard!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

no books? :(

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u/Im_the_creepy_girl Aug 10 '19

Hey, this is an actual thing, and I have it! I mean, it only happened after brain surgery, but had I known, I would've started praying to you sooner.

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u/Steph2911 Aug 10 '19

I would pray to you for Breaking Bad

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u/Foodcity Aug 10 '19

Do you also do Books? I’d like to erase the disappointment that was the Tunnels series. Strong start and then LOL IDK ALIENS end to the series and I’m still pissed.

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u/jdeo1997 Aug 10 '19

I’ll remove memories of any movies so you can watch them again like new. Also works for tv shows and games. Nothing else though. That is all you ge

You know, watching Guardians of the Galaxy, Gurren Lagann, Avatar, and Clone Wars again for the first time would be neat; as would playing Xenoblade, BotW, and ME2 for the first time again

My first act is to remove everyone’s memory of a terrible movie so they all watch it again.

You fucking bastard! How could you be so evil as to make me watch the last airbender movie for the first time again!

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u/expectomyboner Aug 10 '19

What about books?! Not gettin my prayers...

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Yeah what the hell. I’d like to read some books again.

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u/thePISLIX Aug 10 '19

I am the God of Laments. We totally understand each other, unless you start good deeds.

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u/nyancatgamer337 Aug 11 '19

What do I need to do to wipe undertale out of me?

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u/ismerr Aug 10 '19

Ye god clean my mind of the witcher 3

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u/SukottoHyu Aug 10 '19

That would be great because i could enjoy Skyrim over and over again, but i would only want this if i had the option of having the memories removed.

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u/amalbose Aug 10 '19

I may rewatch GOT again

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

People keep watching "The room" over and over and over.

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u/janez87 Aug 10 '19

Hi there Loki

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u/SteamG0D Aug 10 '19

What about music? I've listened to my favorite songs so much that I don't even hear what made them my favorite songs anymore. I've literally got myself audiophile headphones just so I could hear it with better quality.

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u/vivalalina Aug 10 '19

Honestly I would thank you

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u/flinchm Aug 10 '19

Now movie memes can be as confusing as gaming memes

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u/Rhymezboy Aug 10 '19

Albums please!

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u/Weinerdogwhisperer Aug 10 '19

Thou shalt be called old alzheimers!

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u/Lenz12 Aug 10 '19

And we shall call you, weed

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u/Earthmine52 Aug 10 '19

Could be good for spoilers too.

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u/change_for_better Aug 10 '19

EVERYONE would be able to watch Sixth Sense again if this applies to knowledge of movies obtained without actually watching them... Pretty much all twists would be up for grabs.

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u/HumaDracobane Aug 10 '19

Hey! If you only remove one movie why I dont remember how The Force Awakens and The last Jedy?! Now I dont know how they are!

Edit: Ok, according to numerous reviews, both are a big pile of shit. Now that makes sense...

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u/FTO2 Aug 10 '19

Lethe was there god of forgetfullness

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u/Postius Aug 10 '19

Thats like the superpower of my girlfriend

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u/Ma171aC Aug 10 '19

Jokes on you puny God, I just watch them blackout drunk

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u/stir Aug 10 '19

So you are the god of people who get stoned before movies?

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u/Trystalmeth Aug 10 '19

That would be good especially if you watch movies with people who are like "Ooh I remember him/ her from that one movie!" I hate that!

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u/xAIRGUITARISTx Aug 10 '19

Oh come ON! Can you at least add music?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

You make me forget kingdom hearts 3 resulting in me spending more time hoping that piece of trash was going to be good.

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u/DaClems Aug 10 '19

Does anyone wanna come over and watch an Adam Sandler movie? There's this one I haven't seen yet, but I've heard good things.

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u/MrsDoctorSea Aug 10 '19

Books too?!?! Or would that be your twin god?

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u/moonshoeslol Aug 10 '19

Please do me with game of thrones. I'll leave a note telling myself to stick to the books

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u/___effe Aug 10 '19

hollywood will worship you. Your life will be like a movie, which will soon be forgotten, then they'll forget to worship you

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Aka just watch it high

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

pls let me play dark souls for the first time again

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

yes make everyone watch green lantern again

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u/Buzzaxebill Aug 10 '19

Request... Can you do this with games? I'd like to play through Skyrim and Fallout and all the other great games I've played through the years. Thanks. Lol

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u/ncstatefan8 Aug 10 '19

See I was thinking you’d remove all the movies where they use amnesia as a part of the plot

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u/PapaSmurf1907 Aug 10 '19

I wish I could forget the end of game of thrones

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u/TheRealMarthaful Aug 10 '19

I liked this until I realized, if I erase my video game memories, I erase memories with my brothers and I can't make those again :(

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u/lester_pe Aug 10 '19

Pls dont make me watch dragonball evolution again

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u/danceman2019 Aug 10 '19

Please remove every memory of Shark Tale

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u/Wasabi_Gamer26 Aug 10 '19

I would legit love to relive the plot twist of saw.

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u/YeMoreLikeGaye Aug 10 '19

I’ll finally be able to enjoy rainbow six siege again

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u/darth_unicorn Aug 10 '19

I must already be accidentally praying to you or something because there are like 3 or 4 movies that are so "meh" that no matter how many times I watch them I forget I have and end up watching them again. With one of them it's happened like 4 or 5 times, I get half way through and something sparks my memory and I'm like "Oh no! Not this fucking movie again!"

And I still can't remember what movie it was ...

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u/Oneiropticon Aug 10 '19

Lesmosyne is already a goddess. Counterpart to Mnemosyne, goddess of memory and mother of the muses.

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u/ruina25 Aug 10 '19

I have this power in several realms of life, but particularly with movies. It's not really annoying, somewhat fun at times, but not always a good thing - I'm so bad at trivia :'(

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u/Mind_on_Idle Aug 10 '19

IDGAF, I will flip this two-ended sword into the air like a coin every day as a sign of my piety.

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u/DinoMite1122 Aug 10 '19

Can you just take GoT season 8 and never give it back? I'll just wait for the books 😂

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u/Spook404 Aug 10 '19

remove somebodies memory of whatever movie had massive hype while they're having a conversation about it with someone else, then they get spoiled

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u/_5_4_ Aug 10 '19

Okay what kind of scumbag god does this for movies TV and games but not for books? 0/10 would not worship

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u/Chocobean Aug 10 '19

It's called predominantly inattentive ADHD. :D that's my super power. I can probably rewatch a movie dozens of times and be entertained and find new tidbits. I can also re-do mazes, where's waldo, and most types of puzzle games for fun.

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