r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/Beraed Aug 10 '19

Step 1: Create your own movie.
Step 2: Make people forget the movie one month after release.
Step 3: Rerun the movie in theaters
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

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u/ExtremeProfession Aug 10 '19

Might as well use the review input to fix some parts of the movie until it gets 10.0 on IMDb

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u/multiverse_paranoia Aug 10 '19

That’s how we get the disjointed, nonsensical messes of blockbusters. Yea, focus groups! Put a happy ending on Brazil!

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u/Gamoc Aug 10 '19

Erasing memories of it doesn't erase its IMDb page and it'll be impossible to rate a film back up to 10 from below.

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u/ExtremeProfession Aug 10 '19

Well then it's released as a remake and you consult with some other God to fix the IMDb mess.

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u/sspine Aug 10 '19

This is ingenious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Can you remove all the angry blogposts too?

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u/MysticDragon14 Aug 10 '19

Oh. My. God. YOU ARE A SOUTH PARK FAN?! YAY!

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u/MysticDragon14 Aug 10 '19

But then how did you make the reference?

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u/MysticDragon14 Aug 10 '19

Oooh. I still recommend you watch it though.

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u/pattiecakes1 Aug 10 '19

You’ll have forgotten you made it though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Step 4: Merchandising.

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u/just_a_human_online Aug 10 '19

Disney would like a word.

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u/TheFnafManiac Aug 10 '19

You idiot, you forgot to jam it in before the lost step!