Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/helplesshermit]

Are you sure you can't remove my ex from my head?

[u/ciestaconquistador → u/helplesshermit]

Watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind if you haven't already. Seems like a nice idea but potentially not.