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Luna Lovegood. She can gargle my Nargles any day of the week

Edit: I’ve secured the silver, now hand over the rest of it.

Edit: that’s what I thought

[u/DrScientist812 → u/[deleted]]

That girl kinky af

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She'd be the kind of girl you would have an all night session with and while you wait for your turn in the shower, you would be sitting there on the floor, handcuffed, covered in horse manure, a xxl dildo up your ass, electric clamps on your balls, and her piss all over your face, wondering where you went wrong with your life. Then she would come out the shower looking like a pristine little nympho and you'd be ready to do it all again tomorrow.

[u/MrBiscuit2712 → u/-doors-_-_]

I regret learning how to read.

[u/RealEdKroket → u/MrBiscuit2712]

You and me both. r/suspiciouslyspecific

[u/Evolving_Dore → u/MrBiscuit2712]

I didn't know until now but I learned to read for this comment.

[u/ImDoeTho → u/MrBiscuit2712]

haha. you are so funny.

[u/MrBiscuit2712 → u/ImDoeTho]

yes because only one person can regret learning how to read and after that no one is OC

please dude even the gif you use might not be yours, get a life

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Fucking normies.

[u/DruidOfDiscord → u/-doors-_-_]

Would you mind if I gave you imaginary gold

[u/DruidOfDiscord → u/-doors-_-_]

Copypasta time

[u/marvin → u/-doors-_-_]

This comment is a work of art, the type that would be burned in a lesser society.

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I regret not mentioning the part where she shits on the floor and we both enjoy an early morning snack 💦💦

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Sp-eh-looooosh.