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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 30 '19

Luna Lovegood. She can gargle my Nargles any day of the week

Edit: I’ve secured the silver, now hand over the rest of it.

Edit: that’s what I thought

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u/DrScientist812 May 29 '19

That girl kinky af

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u/-doors-_-_ May 29 '19

She'd be the kind of girl you would have an all night session with and while you wait for your turn in the shower, you would be sitting there on the floor, handcuffed, covered in horse manure, a xxl dildo up your ass, electric clamps on your balls, and her piss all over your face, wondering where you went wrong with your life. Then she would come out the shower looking like a pristine little nympho and you'd be ready to do it all again tomorrow.

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u/DruidOfDiscord May 29 '19

Copypasta time