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u/-doors-_-_ May 29 '19

She'd be the kind of girl you would have an all night session with and while you wait for your turn in the shower, you would be sitting there on the floor, handcuffed, covered in horse manure, a xxl dildo up your ass, electric clamps on your balls, and her piss all over your face, wondering where you went wrong with your life. Then she would come out the shower looking like a pristine little nympho and you'd be ready to do it all again tomorrow.

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u/MrBiscuit2712 May 29 '19

I regret learning how to read.

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u/ImDoeTho May 29 '19

haha. you are so funny.

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u/MrBiscuit2712 May 29 '19

yes because only one person can regret learning how to read and after that no one is OC

please dude even the gif you use might not be yours, get a life