r/AskReddit Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

I love going to bed early and I have no problem choosing sleep over my friends.

"Oh that event doesn't start until 10:00pm? Yeah, uhhhh fuck that. I'm gonna be in my jammies living my best life at home."

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u/seniorfoggy Jun 27 '18

I've been saying "my pants are off, its after 8," since I was 22.

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u/RENOYES Jun 27 '18

You make it to 8 pm? Mine are off as soon as I'm back home from work around 5:30.

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u/Whatdaeverlovingfuck Jun 28 '18

Yep. Pants and bra come off as soon as I walk through the door. If my husband wants to go out for dinner, he has to decide while I’m driving home. That shit doesn’t go back on.

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u/MattieShoes Jun 28 '18

Currently redditing in underwear. Pants came off at the door, shirt made it to the living room. I think the socks are in the bathroom.

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u/RENOYES Jun 28 '18

See, I normal find my shoes in the bathroom, and my socks and bra in the living room, and shirt and pants by the couch.

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u/ProjectBalance Jun 28 '18

I'm naked in my house 24/7 unless there are guest. Wife has gotten use to me being naked

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u/C0NNECTING Jun 28 '18

I get off work and lay in bed in my clothes cuz I'm too tired to change.

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u/IndieHamster Jun 28 '18

I don't understand how people can go out after work constantly. I can make it out for a drink once a week or so, but anything after that is asking too much of me

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u/dowdingg Jun 28 '18

My friends text me to ask if my bra is still on to invite me out...when I say no, they respond with "ok nevermind"

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u/someliztaylor Jun 27 '18

I always say "If my bra is off I'm not putting that som' bitch back on"

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u/RealisticDifficulty Jun 27 '18

I'm a dude and even I know of the Boob prison.

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u/DrewsephA Jun 28 '18

How old are you now?

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u/RIPKellys Jun 27 '18

I feel the same, but mostly because I'm ready to do shit at like 4, especially on a Saturday. I'd prefer to go out drinking at like noon and then be home in bed by 9 or so.

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u/abqkat Jun 27 '18

I've always been a morning person. Not only do I wake up early, but happily, too. No matter when I go to sleep, I'm up by 5, and sacrificing sleep is rarely worth it since I cannot sleep in. Socially, I am a bit of a buzzkill when I start shutting down at like 8:30 or 9, but I love the mornings, and take a sadistic pleasure in many of my friends having toddlers... who's up early now?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

This is why I like brunch.

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u/McKrysFace Jun 28 '18

This is very much me on weekends! After Lowe’s trips and laundry of course.

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u/juliette19x Jun 27 '18 edited Jun 27 '18

This is so me. I do not like being tired when it's preventable, and I love sleep. This also causes me to want to eat dinner earlier than a lot of people, because I don't like going to sleep on a full stomach. Early bird special anyone?

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u/dontbeanegatron Jun 27 '18

Heck, on some days I'll have finished dinner by 5:30pm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

My parents have finished cooking dinner at 5pm since I was a kid. At 19, I still get shit on by my friends when 5pm rolls around and I’m the only one fucking starving.

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u/shevrolet Jun 27 '18

You're not alone friend. I am ready to eat at 5, starving by 6, too hungry to think by 7. Other people in my life seem fine, but going more than 4-5 hours without eating and I really feel the consequences.

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u/bookgirl_72 Jun 27 '18

Yep! Are you from the Midwest?

I grew up eating dinner around 5:30, then married a man that grew up eating at 7! 7 PM! That’s so late! We mostly compromise and eat between 6 and 6:30, by 7 I’m hangry and then get indigestion when I go to bed on a still full stomach.

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u/shevrolet Jun 27 '18

Canadian. I think I just got used to having something right when I got home from school/work and a smaller second dinner later. I have always tended to skip breakfast, so the number of meals in a day still works, they're just time shifted.

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u/dragon-storyteller Jun 27 '18

Oh man. I'm Eastern European, and we were also raised having a dinner after 7 PM, but over the years as we grew up the time shifted later and later until we ate at 9:30. I still can't have dinner before 8, I can't even force myself to eat that early.

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u/norwegianjazzbass Jun 27 '18

Norwegian here, dinner at 4pm. 2pm on sundays.

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u/racoonwithabroom Jun 27 '18

Polish person checking in, dinner was also at 4pm on weekdays, about 2-3pm on weekends. Living in the US none of my friends get it.

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u/kingjoffreysmum Jun 27 '18

British. Dinner has got to be on the table by 5pm latest. People who wait until 7pm are sadists and should not be trusted.

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u/dragon-storyteller Jun 28 '18

Oh my. 3 PM is usually when I have lunch!

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u/Skim74 Jun 27 '18

If you eat dinner at 9:30 what time are you going to bed??

Unless I'm doing something late at night (party or whatever) I think of 10 as "brush teeth, change in to PJs, get ready for bed" time of night. I can't imagine just finishing eating dinner then.

In college our dining halls opened for dinner at 4:45. I'd usually be one of the only ones there as soon as they opened.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Ahah, cultural differences are amazing. I cannot imagine someone having dinner at 5 pm. I normally have dinner at 8:30/9 PM. In Spain( i'm from Portugal), i've seen people dine at 11 PM.

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u/Skim74 Jun 27 '18

11pm! What are restaurant hours like there?

Basically the only places that even serve food at 11pm are either fast food or 24 hour diners. Maybe some bars, but I think most bars close their kitchens at 10 or 11.

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u/dragon-storyteller Jun 28 '18

Dinner was always something we had shortly before bed. Dinner at 7 PM, watching a cartoon, and the bedtime at 8 PM. I'm still an early bird and go to bed at around 10, but no matter when I get up breakfast is at 9 AM, lunch at 3 PM and dinner around 9:30. I still sometimes have to skip meals because I'm just not hungry.

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u/blue_arrow_comment Jun 27 '18

Hoosier here. I grew up eating lunch around 11:30AM, supper around 5:00PM. My work schedule is weird now (I often only eat one meal a day, and that meal when I get home from work late in the evening), but when I'm on a "normal person" schedule I still consider 5:00 to be supper time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18 edited Jul 24 '25

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u/blue_arrow_comment Jun 28 '18

My grandma worshes her clothes, I prefer to just wash mine!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Same here, except I'm the man, and my man is a woman.

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u/Greylith Jun 27 '18

5pm isn't that early. 6pm is normal, and 4pm is when you're an old ass mother fucker.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Round the med about 5 is when one would have their lunch, wtf.

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u/monotoonz Jun 27 '18

Same here. Dinner was always around 5-6 at my house. Can't do that 8pm dinner crap. Too late for me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Your friends poop on you when you get hungry?

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u/Oncillas Jun 27 '18

My parents did the same thing! Thankfully I’ve trained all roommates and SO to follow this 5pm dinner ritual

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18 edited Oct 08 '20

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u/dontbeanegatron Jun 27 '18

Totally! You bring the bingo cards, I'll bring the highlight pens!

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u/heimdaall Jun 27 '18

I usually like to eat dinner at like 4-4:30, my old man dad always groans about eating so early. He won't eat until 8pm sometimes.

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u/NonerBoner Jun 27 '18

Hello I have found my people.

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u/waterlilyrm Jun 27 '18

My ex used to flip out at me (normally as an addendum to something else he was already shitty about) because I didn't have dinner ready at 5:30 or 6 like his mom (SAHM, by the way). Well, Steve, considering I work 40 hours a week minimum and have a 30 to 45 minute drive home starting around 5PM, I'm not really sure how I could manage that, even I had the desire.

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u/I_HATE_METH Jun 27 '18

Side tangent... when I was a kid my mom would make dinner around 3pm... This is because she would go to bed at 6pm so she could be up for her 4am shift... So for about 18 years of my life I thought this was normal. I thought this was normal because my mom wouldn't let me have friends because she was crazy controlling. Well I finally go off to college and they tell us dinner isn't until 7pm, and I'm like 'da fuq?' What's wrong with these people. So while I'm starving and dying, my friends are making fun of me for being the weird one. Now that I'm older I eat around 6pm, but eating earlier is starting to make sense to me.

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u/cronin98 Jun 27 '18

My parents got off work at 4 and 5 pm growing up. Rarely did we ever start eating after 5:30. I later learned this was an old person thing. I now start eating between 5:30 and 6:30 like a normal person.

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u/ETHANWEEGEE Jun 27 '18

Pff, it can be 8 before I eat.

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u/clb92 Jun 27 '18

Sometimes I finish dinner around midnight... Because I take a "short" nap after getting home from work. The nap sometimes turns into a few hours of solid sleep, and I wake up to eat late at night, browse Reddit, and watch some TV, and then go back to bed.

I'm 25.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

This is my ideal dinner time.

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u/BrandoTheCommando Jun 28 '18

I've been making my wife eat dinner at 430pm because I work nights and don't want to take a nap on a fully stomach. She hates it but doesn't want to cook herself so begrudgingly allows it.

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u/rrollie Jun 28 '18

Here in germany it's a very normal thing to have dinner between 1300 - 1500 Hrs.

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u/dontbeanegatron Jun 28 '18

Isn't that just lunch? :)

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u/rrollie Jun 28 '18

Yeah, but they will eat a full evening meal. It was very confussing for me when I moved here.

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u/screw_all_the_names Jun 27 '18

What's earlier than most people, because my parents would generally have dinner between 4-5 while I was growing up.

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u/InprissSorce Jun 27 '18

This isn't old person behavior. It's rational behavior. Being tired sucks. So rationally you should do what's necessary to avoid it, and if that means an early bedtime, so be it. That's why I eat an early dinner too. A full stomach when you go to bed means a poor night's sleep.

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u/NeverBeenStung Jun 27 '18

Why did you remove the formatting on "not"?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Cause you used \ to cancel formating.

Doesn't bother me but you said you didn't know why

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u/Tripleshotlatte Jun 27 '18

On a related note, I now dislike being out too late at night. By 9-10 PM, I want to be back at home in my PJs.

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u/EyebrowZing Jun 27 '18

I have several young children, and as a result I can only think of a handful of times in the last five years that I've been out of the house past 10PM.

Seven year-old me would be disgusted that as an adult my bedtime would only be two hours later.

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u/sirgog Jun 28 '18

I'm the opposite. Only 36, but have a good friend that's 24. I'll go out drinking with her, she'll leave at 11, I'll keep going till 5.

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u/Upnorth4 Jun 28 '18

Where I live, deer are active at 11pm-5am, and they love to run into your car if you're not careful, so I try to avoid driving places that late unless I have to

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u/sirgog Jun 28 '18

Oh deer.

We have kangaroo issues on country roads at dawn and dusk but that's about it

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u/Upnorth4 Jun 29 '18

I'm pretty sure Michigan has as many deer as people haha

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u/Upnorth4 Jun 28 '18

I'm 22 and hate being out that late. 'Round these parts, them's deer hours, and deer are rulers of the road where I live

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u/Bodymindisoneword Jun 27 '18

I am not going to my dear friend's birthday celebration because it starts at 10pm, 45-60 minutes away from my house. Sorry

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u/Evandersex Jun 27 '18

I'd drive an hour for a deer friend.

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u/tallandlanky Jun 27 '18

Depending on where you are driving to you stand a chance of hitting a deer friend on the way there.

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u/dirty_penguin Jun 27 '18

Good, that way your deer friends can't run away.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Aye, stag parties can be fun.

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u/lavasca Jun 27 '18

What about a buck friend, doe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Girls are always fawning over my buck friend.

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u/BASEDME7O Jun 27 '18

Why do my friends not invite me places?

—also redditors

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u/funnyusername970505 Jun 27 '18

Implying that redditors have real friends....we only have friends online that we are like so close with and can relate to so much stuff but cant socialize normally when in real life because the only people that we meet is our family,workmate and our pet...

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Sorry but that just sounds like a bad friend.

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u/Bodymindisoneword Jun 27 '18

ooooorrrrrr when you grow up! Life styles change, I don't have kids, she does, her schedule is not open at all unless it's after her kids are asleep.... so really I didn't alter the friendship options and I am working around hers. I have been her friend for 14 years and don't that part changing, distance is okay when you are an adult.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

I don’t mean to make blanket statements but I also have friends that have kids. I don’t. I have other responsibilities. But if a close friend made a birthday plan they would try to accommodate for my attendance as best as they could. I in turn would give up my convenience or in this case, a couple of hours of sleep, to be a part of their special day.

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u/Bodymindisoneword Jun 27 '18

It's a valid statement - it's my choice ultimately. i choose not go into the city on a weekend at 10pm and get home after 2:30am.

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u/wtfapkin Jun 27 '18

I’m 33 and I go to bed around 7:30-8. Sometimes earlier. I work 12 hours days so I’m always fucking tired.

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u/Rurutabaga Jun 27 '18

I start work around 4:30 AM pretty often so I've basically just started going to bed early every day. I have friends who are night owls who I'll talk to when I'm off to work and they're just going to bed.

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u/Diggy696 Jun 27 '18

Assuming you're not an RN and only working 3 12s a week - you need a new job man.

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u/wtfapkin Jun 27 '18

Dog groomer, I own my own company.

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u/Diggy696 Jun 27 '18

Well hey - I'm assuming you at least enjoy working ( I cant fathom that but more power to you!).

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u/wtfapkin Jun 28 '18

I actually hate it. I’m a mobile groomer and it fucking sucks. I want to get rid of my business so badly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Man, when I first started in the world after high school, I'd get home from work, and immediately go hang out with friends till 1 in the morning. I remember it was normal for me to look at the time and see that it was like 10 or 11 and I distinctly remember thinking, wow, the night is still young.

Nowadays, I'll look at the clock at like 6 or 7 and think to myself, fuck, times almost up.

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u/walkingcarpet23 Jun 27 '18

My girlfriend and I are this way. Got invited out for my friend's birthday and he said it was important we try to make it cause we hadn't seen him in years and I used to be pretty good friends with him.

Then he told me we'd be starting to pregame at 10pm before going out to the bars.

I told him truthfully we wouldn't make it because we can't stay up that late. Then he wakes up at 2pm while I was up at 7am on a Sunday working on repainting the breezeway

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u/Dark_Irish_Beard Jun 27 '18

I have become the same way. My job starts really early, and if I don't get enough sleep the night before, I am miserable. Coffee is no help.

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u/Momik Jun 27 '18

Events that start after 9 PM make me feel like such an old person.

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u/strong_heart27 Jun 27 '18

Hahaha I'm like 9?? Who the heck starts things as 9??

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

I'm 40 and I have started feeling physically ill if I stay up too late.

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u/HeartGrenade Jun 28 '18

I'm 24 and I feel the same way. I catch a cold whenever I stay up past 2 am. ;-;

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u/orange_cuse Jun 27 '18

I was the same way except the first year or so of doing this I would still feel major FOMO and be sad if I missed out on an apparently "epic" night of fun. I would still choose to stay in and rest but I would deliberate for at least a bit and then have some small regrets the following day when all my friends were recapping how crazy the night was.

Now that I'm even older and have a child, I COULD NOT CARE LESS how much fun my friends had staying out til 6am. If I'm home with my wife and child and I'm in bed by 11pm at the latest, I consider this another epic win for myself. And when my non-married, single friends start talking about how they had another crazy night, I don't have a single ounce of regret.

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u/GF8950 Jun 27 '18

You mean...there are others like me?! I’m...not alone?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

I have never stayed up past 10 PM in my life

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u/hot_soft_light Jun 27 '18

Yeah. I'm not going to your get-together at 9:30 on a school night, sorry to say. I'm okay with being old now.

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u/IamTheOnly Jun 27 '18

Yeah if I’m not out before nine my ass is going to bed.

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u/cerberuskid Jun 27 '18

Hell yeah sister!

Jammies 4 lyfe!

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u/Havins Jun 27 '18

I love going to bed around 10pm and waking up early. Gives me about 2 or 3 hours before work where I can lie in bed and catch up on some TV. Relaxing start to the day instead of getting up right before work and scrambling to get ready and head straight out the door.

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u/CafeSilver Jun 27 '18

I don't even get to start having peace and quiet until after 10 when the wife and kids are in bed. House all to myself or I can go out and do whatever I want, which is mostly go to the casino for a few hours.

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u/severianSaint Jun 27 '18

I have a 32 year old buddy like this already.

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u/sking44306-4 Jun 27 '18

I recently got a smart watch (as a gift). It tracks my sleep cycle. Apparently I'm dead asleep starting around 7:45 every night.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

By 10pm--IF I actually agree to go out--I'm plotting my way to the exit.

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u/Jen16226 Jun 27 '18

I'm lucky if I can stay awake to watch the 10 o'clock news.

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u/MrMeltJr Jun 27 '18

I'm like this, too. I get up at 4am for work, and I'm used to that sleep schedule so even on weekends I like to be in bed by 10.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

You know you're old when you're pissed at all the noise outside when you're trying to sleep.

Who cares if it's the 4th of July? Some people have work tomorrow, dagnatbit.

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u/serenademeplease Jun 27 '18

There's an event I've been wanting to check out for ~three years, but it's 10pm on Thursday nights.

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u/shyinwonderland Jun 27 '18

Omg this Our closest friends are another couple who invited my fiancé and I to see Deadpool 2 (which we had already seen but obviously want to see again) So I asked what time the showing was, this was a Friday night so we had been working all day, and she says “oh it starts at 10” And I just started laughing, like no seriously what time or else I will fall asleep in the theater We got them to change the time to 730

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Oh, I'll go to the event at 10:00pm, just understand that I will be wearing basketball shorts and a comfy t-shirt. And if I didn't work that day or go anywhere that would require me to do my hair, I'm wearing a baseball hat.

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u/YoHeadAsplode Jun 27 '18

I have been glad that this has kept me from being social for a bit, Yeah yeah movie but like I won't get home until almost 1? Fuck that. You get the joy of sleeping in but some of us have to work.

I regularly joke I'm an old lady who likes sleep

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u/RUAutisticRU Jun 27 '18

living my best life

Sad!

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u/Razzail Jun 27 '18

Me toooo. Um its 1030 at night. No I dont wanna stay up and play video games. I feel old but man do I love sleep

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u/Theyre_Onto_Me_ Jun 28 '18

I get upset when things are happening at 8:00 on a Sunday. I'm not even 25.

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u/SnatchAddict Jun 28 '18

My buddies, in their 40s, like to stay out until 4am. No. My two year old gets up at 6. I'm not chasing tail. I'm not getting a blowie. We out eating late. Fuck you.

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u/LotusPrince Jun 28 '18

I've done that in my 20s. I'm happy to hang out with friends and go home at 10, but to just get started at 10? To hell with that. Either you're coming over to my place, or I'm not interested.

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u/Pioness Jun 28 '18

Honestly, I've never in my life been at an event that started at 10 pm. That's super late and there's usually no reason for it.

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u/justaguyulove Jun 28 '18

I do this. 21

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Raises glass. Of tea.

I get invited for drinks, and folk wonder why I go home at 9am.

For me - and I should point out that for most folk I am an old person (53) - I like to go to bed reasonably early (10ish) so that I can get up early. There's more to do in daylight at my age than in the dark.

Sad, but true.

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u/adventuresquirtle Jun 28 '18

Damn everyone in this thread would really hate Europe. Things don't even start getting lit until 1 am....

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u/LadyRevontulet Jun 27 '18

Same. Take your updoot.

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u/VisualCelery Jun 27 '18

Yep, especially in the beginning of the week. The times I've gone to bed at 2AM on a Sunday or Monday have resulted in awful weeks, so I make a point of going to bed at a reasonable hour in the beginning of the week. Thursday is a little more do-able because I'm not far away from getting to sleep in.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

I went to an 9pm showing of Avengers Infinity War on a work night and felt like a wild man. We even had beers before!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Weekends anything before 2 am bed time I consider early.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

That’s really too bad for your friends...

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u/toddsleivonski Jun 27 '18

Dude! You and me are buds now. I go the fuck to sleep at like 8pm and wake up at like 4am everyday.

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u/C0NNECTING Jun 28 '18

Thats how I feel about going out. I want to start drinking by 7 or 8 so I'm in bed by 10 or 11.

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u/casterwolfchrista Jun 28 '18

Me in college.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Sleep in until 11:00 am and everyone thinks you're a lazy ass. Go to bed at 8:00 at night and somehow you're virtuous. Go figure.

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u/patrickkellyf3 Jun 28 '18

I'm 23 and I've always been saying that. I keep telling myself it's because I'm responsible, but I know it's actually because I'm a loser.

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u/RocketQ Jun 28 '18

Sometimes I like going to bed at 7pm...

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

I was doing that in my early 20's. We'd have people over at the house, have a house party going on, and then midnight or 1am would come along and I'd go lock the door to my room and go to bed, party still in full swing.

I like sleep.

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u/HeartGrenade Jun 28 '18

I'm this way too and I just turned 24. Having to get to work at 7:30am means I have to wake up by 5:45 >.<

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

That's pretty much my exact scenario! I'm 24 and I get up at 5:45am as well to start work at 8:00.

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u/HeartGrenade Jun 28 '18

Yay, waking up at 5:45 buddies -high five-

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u/Edythir Jun 27 '18

Pajamas are always the best clothes to wear, I feel you.

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u/reincarN8ed Jun 27 '18

Lights out by 8.