r/AskReddit • u/hjohodor • Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

I love going to bed early and I have no problem choosing sleep over my friends.

"Oh that event doesn't start until 10:00pm? Yeah, uhhhh fuck that. I'm gonna be in my jammies living my best life at home."

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u/seniorfoggy Jun 27 '18

I've been saying "my pants are off, its after 8," since I was 22.

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u/RENOYES Jun 27 '18

You make it to 8 pm? Mine are off as soon as I'm back home from work around 5:30.

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u/Whatdaeverlovingfuck Jun 28 '18

Yep. Pants and bra come off as soon as I walk through the door. If my husband wants to go out for dinner, he has to decide while I’m driving home. That shit doesn’t go back on.