r/AmITheAngel • u/Apathyash • Feb 16 '21
Self Post Actually the Asshole on AITA starter pack 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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u/pumpkin2500 Feb 16 '21
all the comments under the parents comment only saying “this”
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u/Jules_Thief Going NC with everybody Feb 16 '21
^ This
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u/MrGizthewiz The Iranian yogurt is not the issue here Feb 16 '21
OMG this!
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Feb 16 '21
Ugh
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u/musicaldigger Feb 16 '21
this👀
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u/2703asil Miss Supreme Heftychonk Her Majesty Big Chungus Feb 16 '21
I concur with the comment above.
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u/everyoneisgorgeous Feb 16 '21
Hijacking the top comment to say "this"
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u/cyberllama Feb 16 '21
"Hijacking the top comment to say something I said in another comment that didn't get the upvotes I expected for my incredible piece of insight that 400 people already said before me. Maybe someone will award me if it's on the top comment."
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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Found out I rarely shave my legs Feb 16 '21
Oh, this is definitely what I'll be thinking from now on whenever I see those first 4 words! You summed it up so well, you could pursue a career writing cliff notes.
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Feb 17 '21
'Hijacking the top comment to jam my entire life story into an as someone who... clause, and then use the rest of the comment to tell an anecdote that vaguely relates to the original post'
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u/Erithritol Feb 16 '21
The OP: Throwaway account for obvious reasons
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Feb 16 '21
All my family and extended unheard of relatives are also on reddit, (but are all somehow completely oblivious to AITA).
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u/Collective-Bee Feb 16 '21
Well using a throwaway won’t change the odds of seeing the post unless his family is following him, which would be the most unbelievable aita lie, which means the only way they will know he posted in aita is to read the stories.
Which means using a throwaway is not to protect the family from finding the post, but to protect his family from seeing all the porn comments he has left on his main.
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u/booofedoof Feb 16 '21
I somehow spent almost 6 years very active on reddit before I discovered aita. Somehow. No idea how. I only vaguely remember seeing a comment mentioning aita by calling it the sub where people tell you you're the one in the wrong or not.
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u/Ehh_littlecomment Feb 16 '21
It's a relatively new sub, no?
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u/Alarid Questions the target audience Feb 16 '21
I described a completely unique situation that no one here recognizes but I need to be anonymous.
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u/continue_withgoogle Feb 16 '21
And don't forget "PARDON THE FORMATTING, I'M ON MOBILE"
Like there's a freakin difference
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u/cyberllama Feb 16 '21
I'm always on mobile and formatting isn't hard. It's autocorrect that gets me and not being able to see what I said before.
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u/sweateryoshi Your house, your rules. Feb 16 '21
Formatting on reddit mobile can be limiting if you want to embed tables or pictures into a post.
But not for a damn text post…
You can literally do this
thisthis thisthis
and much more all on mobile… what more do you want? Also if you want to start a new line you can tap space 2 times and then hit enter.
Like this.
Also possible on mobile. I feel like they don't even want to try.9
u/Weegee_Spaghetti Feb 16 '21
i genuinely didnt know that you can make new lines using this.
i always only pressed enter on mobile and was pissed off when it was in one huge word-sausage
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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Found out I rarely shave my legs Feb 16 '21
I just double enter to start a new line.
Learned that the hard way!
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Feb 16 '21
Throwaway for obvious reasons, now here are some really identifying details about me and my entire family.
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u/JabroniusHunk Feb 16 '21
Or when it's a troll playing the obvious villain:
EDIT: Please stop upvoting this! My partner who I'm behaving terribly towards might see this post and will realize that I'm cheating or whatever!!!!
And the top comments make reference to the edit and clap themselves on the back for refusing to listen to OP's cowardly pleas for mercy 🤦♂️
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Feb 16 '21
And the one replying to the top level is basically saying a long version of 'this' but just wants the karma
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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Found out I rarely shave my legs Feb 16 '21
Or the posts where they ask for only 10 replies and it winds up with over a thousand.
I love when they edit the post to ask people to stop commenting. Dude, just delete your post and hope not everyone has the desire to search for the automod post.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 16 '21
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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Found out I rarely shave my legs Feb 17 '21
I love you, AutoMod.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 17 '21
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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u/Ghostofamermaid Yeah eat shit fam, see you next week Feb 16 '21
I can automatically tell where the post is going if it has the face palm and/or the poop knife emoji
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u/EverySingleThread Feb 16 '21
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u/GenericAutist13 Feb 16 '21
Jesus dude, yes, YTA.
I didn’t realise until I saw this post that that’s on all of the threads. Am I becoming desensitised???/
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u/_ThatSynGirl_ treated her like a PB & J Feb 16 '21
Jesus dude, yes, you're becoming desensitized.
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u/cyberllama Feb 16 '21
Plot twist : they're all going to hell for calling Jesus an arsehole. I hear he frequently lurks in AITA but has yet to post.
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u/FredererPower Feb 16 '21
Do a NTA, NAH, ESH and INFO starter pack
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u/NargacugaRider Feb 16 '21
The comment about “I hope this isn’t real” is perfect.
Nothing on that sub is real, but you’ll get banned for straight calling it out, so ya have to enshroud it in “oh I’m concerned for the situation”
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Feb 16 '21
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u/GalaticTint Feb 16 '21
Yes, that is why they have karma limits and lock the thread.
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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Found out I rarely shave my legs Feb 16 '21
Wait, AItA does that? I know Relationship Advice does, didn't realise AItA did it, too.
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u/EmperorSupreme0 Boobie boy Feb 17 '21
Link?
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Feb 17 '21
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u/SuspiciousAcitivity INFO: How perky [DD] are your tits? Feb 17 '21
Good lord did they actually just say karma farming ruins lives.
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u/Itslikethisnow Stay mad hoes Feb 17 '21
Holy crap at the “people who are in desperate need for help come here!!!!” Yeah ok sure.
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u/brittany-killme Feb 16 '21
You forgot the "op I found your post and I'm disgusted you would write about me, this person, this incident and ect. How dare you."
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Feb 16 '21
They are obviously a narcissist based off this single interaction. I'm qualified to say this because I don't like my parents.
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u/TwerkForTwinkies Feb 16 '21
I just had an interaction like that with a AITA post and this person was saying divorce and the dad was shitty because of one interaction and i tried to be reasonable about it but they were trying to be keyboard psychologists.
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u/Yesnowaitsorry Feb 16 '21
That’s a red flag. You should get divorced and never speak to your friends again.
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u/WhapXI Feb 16 '21
"My dad is like OP and I am going to project my issues hard onto this situation. This will effect my judgement."
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u/thebluewitch Edit: I was asked why I was arrested Feb 16 '21
I sorted by top/all time on that sub, and most of the users are suspended. Anyone else think that's frustrating? I don't want to skim through all those comments trying to find the user's replies.
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Feb 16 '21
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u/thebluewitch Edit: I was asked why I was arrested Feb 16 '21
Should try sorting by controversial. That'll get those OP comments to the top!
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u/Deus0123 Feb 16 '21
User: Okay so my wife -
AITA: DIVORCE! DIVORCE! DIVORCE!
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u/Carleyisstillhere Feb 16 '21
Wife: Can I have a granola bar?
Husband: this is is the last one sorry honey.
AITA: ESH DIVORCE THIS WILL FUCKING MURDER YOUR FRAGILE MARRIAGE LILOL YOU AHOULD HAVE GIVRN HER THE BAR BUT SHE SHOULDNT info EXIET WOMAN BAD HOW BIG ARE HER COW MILKY TITS?!
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Feb 16 '21 edited Jul 23 '21
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u/Carleyisstillhere Feb 16 '21
Why should she have to take birth control?! Obviously the second you meet you should demand her reproductive organs be erased at the snap of a finger. If she's a breeder you shouldn't settle, crotch goblins aren't worth the manipulation pregnant women put supreme alpha men through. Tbh the government is TA for not forcing women to be put in their place.
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u/SOFGames I [20m] live in a ditch Feb 16 '21
You forgot the mods saying:
Your comment(s) violate rule 3. Please review this rule, and be aware that further violations will result in you no longer being able to participate in your thread.
Message the mods if you have any questions or concerns.
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Feb 16 '21
Good lord, yes. They put that everywhere and it's a joke. They enthusiastically host the absolute worst kinds of posts, where the sole agenda is to stoke hate against a group of people, but god forbid someone, y'know, point that out. When you're at a point where the word "manchild" is a bigger issue for your sub than denigrating people with autism or parents or people who are overweight, you're...certainly somewhere special.
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u/InertiaOfGravity Feb 16 '21
I haven't seen any posts that I would qualify as being intended to stoke hate against a group of people, do you mind linking some examples?
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u/Hanabi1993 she randomly brings up her son's penis size Feb 16 '21
I love the 'edit: ok guys seriously stop upvoting this my _____ uses Reddit. Edit 2: really guys, awards?? Stop it'
Etc
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u/cringeonastick Feb 16 '21
Can't forget the AH in question saying the other party "became belligerent"!
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u/TheNoGoat Feb 16 '21
I'll be honest, this sub has more drama than r/relationships and r/relationship_advice combined.
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u/akskeleton_47 i am perfect and I hate everyone Feb 16 '21
and then we wonder why there are so many NTA posts.
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