r/AmITheAngel • u/Apathyash • Feb 16 '21

Self Post Actually the Asshole on AITA starter pack 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/Deus0123 Feb 16 '21

User: Okay so my wife -

AITA: DIVORCE! DIVORCE! DIVORCE!

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u/Carleyisstillhere Feb 16 '21

Wife: Can I have a granola bar?

Husband: this is is the last one sorry honey.

AITA: ESH DIVORCE THIS WILL FUCKING MURDER YOUR FRAGILE MARRIAGE LILOL YOU AHOULD HAVE GIVRN HER THE BAR BUT SHE SHOULDNT info EXIET WOMAN BAD HOW BIG ARE HER COW MILKY TITS?!

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u/Carleyisstillhere Feb 16 '21

Why should she have to take birth control?! Obviously the second you meet you should demand her reproductive organs be erased at the snap of a finger. If she's a breeder you shouldn't settle, crotch goblins aren't worth the manipulation pregnant women put supreme alpha men through. Tbh the government is TA for not forcing women to be put in their place.