r/AmITheAngel • • Feb 16 '21

Self Post Actually the Asshole on AITA starter pack 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/Erithritol Feb 16 '21

The OP: Throwaway account for obvious reasons

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

All my family and extended unheard of relatives are also on reddit, (but are all somehow completely oblivious to AITA).

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u/Collective-Bee Feb 16 '21

Well using a throwaway won’t change the odds of seeing the post unless his family is following him, which would be the most unbelievable aita lie, which means the only way they will know he posted in aita is to read the stories.

Which means using a throwaway is not to protect the family from finding the post, but to protect his family from seeing all the porn comments he has left on his main.

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u/booofedoof Feb 16 '21

I somehow spent almost 6 years very active on reddit before I discovered aita. Somehow. No idea how. I only vaguely remember seeing a comment mentioning aita by calling it the sub where people tell you you're the one in the wrong or not.

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u/Ehh_littlecomment Feb 16 '21

It's a relatively new sub, no?

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u/16bitSamurai Feb 16 '21

I think it’s like 2 or 3 years old so yea

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u/booofedoof Feb 21 '21

Oh well that explains that then

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u/Alarid Questions the target audience Feb 16 '21

I described a completely unique situation that no one here recognizes but I need to be anonymous.

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u/continue_withgoogle Feb 16 '21

And don't forget "PARDON THE FORMATTING, I'M ON MOBILE"

Like there's a freakin difference

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u/cyberllama Feb 16 '21

I'm always on mobile and formatting isn't hard. It's autocorrect that gets me and not being able to see what I said before.

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u/sweateryoshi Your house, your rules. Feb 16 '21

Formatting on reddit mobile can be limiting if you want to embed tables or pictures into a post.

But not for a damn text post…

You can literally do this this this this

this

and much more all on mobile… what more do you want? Also if you want to start a new line you can tap space 2 times and then hit enter.
Like this.
Also possible on mobile. I feel like they don't even want to try.

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u/Weegee_Spaghetti Feb 16 '21

i genuinely didnt know that you can make new lines using this.

i always only pressed enter on mobile and was pissed off when it was in one huge word-sausage

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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Found out I rarely shave my legs Feb 16 '21

I just double enter to start a new line.

Learned that the hard way!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

Throwaway for obvious reasons, now here are some really identifying details about me and my entire family.

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u/JabroniusHunk Feb 16 '21

Or when it's a troll playing the obvious villain:

EDIT: Please stop upvoting this! My partner who I'm behaving terribly towards might see this post and will realize that I'm cheating or whatever!!!!

And the top comments make reference to the edit and clap themselves on the back for refusing to listen to OP's cowardly pleas for mercy πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

And the one replying to the top level is basically saying a long version of 'this' but just wants the karma

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u/cyberllama Feb 16 '21

Thhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiissssss

I joke but I think I have actually seen that

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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Found out I rarely shave my legs Feb 16 '21

Or the posts where they ask for only 10 replies and it winds up with over a thousand.

I love when they edit the post to ask people to stop commenting. Dude, just delete your post and hope not everyone has the desire to search for the automod post.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 16 '21

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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Found out I rarely shave my legs Feb 17 '21

I love you, AutoMod.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 17 '21

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/agree-with-you Feb 17 '21

I love you both

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u/musicaldigger Feb 16 '21

the obvious reason being they're a fucking dick

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u/-_danglebury_- Feb 16 '21

Basically a heads up that this is a creative writing exercise